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Trojke

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Since at least some info is better than nothing: Am human. Likes: robots, RC, movies, games. Dislikes: existing, soda, people who bitch about something without […] [bridged from hachyderm.io/@trojke on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse" Patch. On the bright side, that means today is the best day of the rest of your life. collabs.shop/3lg2pb
A circular, black-and-white embroidered patch featuring a stylized skull in the center, surrounded by the text "IT GETS WORSE BEFORE IT GETS WORSE."
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Lety Does Stuff @lety.doesstuff.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2026
I handle my stress by making shitty memes Jonathan Ross handles his stress by shooting you in the face #ICE #Minneapolis #Minnesota #Politics #USPol #USPolitics
“Notejak / Soyjak Extending a Note” meme but with the wojack drawn to resemble Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who murdered Renee Nicole Good, extending a note that reads “My name is Jonathan Ross, I disobeyed DHS Policies on the Use of Force* V§A(2), VI§A(2)(a), & VI§B(2)(a) and murdered Renee Nicole Good by standing in front of her car and shooting her in the face *Policy Statement 044-05” through the driver's side window of a car in a snowy Minneapolis suburb. A crudely drawn sign that reads “JONATHAN ROSS (the murderer)” stands right behind Jonathan Ross, with an arrow pointing at the murderer of Renee Nicole Good.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com
Caption 1: Voyager One is 24.8 billion miles away from the earth. 
Image 1: the Voyager spacecraft journeys through the stars.

Caption 2:
But it still gets emails from a company whose website it used once in 2003. 
Image 2: Voyager receives a massage: “Don't miss out on our latest deals!”
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2025
Casually performing a snoot grab on Set, god of chaos. What could go wrong?
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David August ❌👑 @davidaugust.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2025
Good sign. #HandsOff #HandsOff2025 #USpol #protest
Protest sign held up by a hand, it says, "they're eating the checks, they're eating the balances.”
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: @hacks4pancakes.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/04/2025
IDK, you have to be pretty Disney villain evil to cheer for shutting down fucking -meals on wheels-, pals.
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William Pietri @williampietri.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/04/2025
Hard same.
Social media post from Grapie Deltaco @grapiedeltaco.bsky.social

"What radicalized you?" Bro | was told to treat people the way | would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
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The Icarian @the-icarian.federated.press.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2025
White supremacists hiding the achievements of non-white people is a pretty good indication that they know white people aren't supreme.
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Aure Free Press :verified: @free-press.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025
"And THIS is why Trump has failed at EVERY business he's ever owned. His knowledge and intelligence are skin deep with no substance. Poke him, make him bleed, and he has no idea how to stop the bleeding! Stock market is down nearly 600 points so far today! […] [Original post on mstdn.social]
Clueless... Absolutely clueless
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Scary "Grampus" Jerry 👻 @jerry.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025
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Wojtek @wojtek.be · 11/03/2025
#Musk #Ukraine #Twitter xD
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John Schrag @jvschrag.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025
My sister is visiting New Zealand with a tour group comprising mostly US citizens. One of the tour leaders asked “Is everyone here American?” My sister responded that she and her husband were Canadian, and some MAGA woman nearby snorted “Not for long!” Earlier, my sister had met another couple […]
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Be uber rich. Have stocks. President announces tariffs. Stocks plunge. Bad for middle class, fine for Uber rich cus, hello, fire sale on stocks. President walks back tariffs. Stocks go up again. Guess who is still making money this whole time! It ain't you!
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Waldo Jaquith @waldoj.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/03/2025
The last non-evil printer company has turned evil. Brother has rolled out firmware update that prevent third-party toner cartridges from working […]
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The Icarian @the-icarian.federated.press.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2025
Brave New Films @bravenewfilms

There are roughly 14,500 Walmart workers on food stamps. If you gave each of these workers a $6,500 raise, it'd be the equivalent of what the Walton family makes in a single day. Read that again.
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Mark Ingalls 🎃👻🧙‍♂️ @ingalls.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2025
The owner of coolwx.com has shut down the website in response to the arbitrary firing of NOAA employees (up to 10% of workforce) yesterday. #weather
February 27, 2025:
It takes thousands (if not more) of hard-working and passionate NOAA employees to collect, error-check, archive, assimilate, and utilize the data for modeling and forecasting
that are shown by this truly unique, popular and very long-running website.
Some of these pages have been running in various forms for 31 years.
I can no longer in good conscience keep this website updating from this point forward at the expense of thousands of (primarily younger) colleagues, friends, and students,
who were all fired February 27, 2025, arbitrarily and without cause.
Should future legal rulings change what happened that day, I will consider restarting the website.
Please note this hurts me as well, as I used this website every day for decades.
It's been a good run.

To accelerate this reversal, please respectfully contact your Representatives in Congress and let your voice be known:
https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative
https://www.senate.gov/senators/senators-contact.htm
Thank you.

Bob Hart
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Alex R @alexreid.org · 25/02/2025
A stock photo of a man typing at a laptop with Dark Souls-style ominous text overlaid. The text says ‘Git submodule added’.
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InarticulateQuilter @inarticulatequilter.mastodon.art.ap.brid.gy · 24/02/2025
I got so many great ideas for how to fix the grommet on this quilted backpack, and I tried a bunch, but ultimately realized I should just cut it off. This bag is about an inch shorter than the the pattern called for, but still roomy I made the embroidery font […] [Original post on mastodon.art]
Quilted backpack in a terra cotta fabric with metallic copper fabric handle and straps. There’s a beige flap that shows when the bag is closed that’s been embroidered with the phrase “Well behaved copper ingot merchants seldom make history” in a vaguely cuneiform font. The backpack has cooper grommets near the top and a thin copper green shoelace has been threaded through them to keep the bag tied closed.
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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 23/02/2025
*Bayeux Tapestry style comic*

born to jest 🕺
forced to joust 🤺
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
Two figures walk along a corridor lined with complex machinery. 

The worker says "Congratulations, sir! The most intelligent machine ever created is ready to change the world. Ten billion dollars well spent...  What shall we ask it to do? "

The billionaire replies "That's my business, not yours. Close the door on your way out."

Now alone with the machine, the billionaire asteps closer and asks quietly "Can you Make people like me?"
it says "No"
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amos @fasterthanlime.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2025
oh my god. OH my god. obsproject.com/blog/obs-studio-hybr…
Something about audio being out of sync in OBS for years because of "priming" samples in the AAC and Opus audio codecs.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/01/2025
This is so ingrained in the fabric of America, I'm not even sure Americans reading this are going to be shocked.... so this is for my non-American peeps.
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2024
Decriminalise survival, text with tents and hearts illustration.
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Graham Downs @grahamdowns.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2024
#English #AChristmasCarol #jokes
A drawing of a frail, hooded figure, resembling a ghost, sits hunched on a chair. The figure is dressed in flowing, light-coloured robes.  A lit candle is visible on a table in the background. The text above the drawing says, "I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional, said the Spirit." Below the drawing, more text reads, "I bring news of what would have been going to happen, if you were not to have been going to change your ways."
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Justin Mikulka @justinmikulka.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
We have always relied on the oil and gas industry to self-report methane emissions. Now we have independent ways to of measuring those emissions and it turns out they were lying about the emissions. By a lot. The blue lines are actual measurements. The pink are industry numbers.
Bar chart showing actual methane emission from the Permian oil field several times higher than industry reported emissions.
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The Mighty Git @themightygit.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/12/2024
One of the curious upsides to discovering you have #ADHD as an older man is that suddenly other people have an easier time finding presents for you...
Mug with the text "I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, went back, got distracted, I have no idea what's going on, is this even my mug, now I have to pee"
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Missing The Point @missingthept.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/12/2024
In a bipartisan compromise, we should increase security measures for CEOs and then place one in each secondary school classroom in America.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/12/2024
Always tell yourself “I’m going to survive this” as it’s always going to be true except once, and at that point you won’t even know it.
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Kit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/12/2024
I was gazing into the void when I realized the void was gazing into me. Wait, no? “Luna?” *mrow* “Wheres void?” 「I’m here, just refilling the litterbox」 “You got a litterbox for Luna? That’s so sweet” 「She hangs out with me a lot when you’re out」 “Wait the void has cat litter?” 「I […]
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Davie Duck @wackyideas.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2024
Couple next to Christmas tree holding a union card - best Christmas card.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/11/2024
Imagine a movie where a man goes on a crime spree, is caught and is on trial for some crimes and convicted of others, and the only way to avoid prison is to be elected President of the United States.
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