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hi i'm josh and this is my single-user mastodon instance alt account for posting spicy takes on animal rights, vegan activism, tech stuff, and just general weird […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ masto.byrd.ws/@josh, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
nothing gets ezra klein harder in an interview than the opportunity to steelman a shitty argument from the other side
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
I've said it before and I'll say it again: "RSPCA Certified Humane" is a label primarily designed to make consumers feel better, not animals. www.theguardian.com/food/2026/oct/0…
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RSPCA NSW director quits over welfare standards for RSPCA-branded chicken
Mark Steele says he is ‘ashamed to be associated’ with the RSPCA Certified scheme, which badges 97% of chicken sold in Australia
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
linda cardellini that's the toot
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
trump should be removed from orifice
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
there's always a butt
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Claire, The Ultimate Worrier @waitworry.sakurajima.moe.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
a blonde woman resting her face on her fist and thinking "what kind of shitty game is this?"

(from Yasei no Last Boss ga Araweta! season 2)
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
i use arch linux btw even when i'm on windows i use arch haha wiki.archlinux.org/title/Install_Ar…
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Install Arch Linux on WSL - ArchWiki
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Quote in a newspaper that says "In our system a chicken has more space in the oven than it ever enjoyed when alive".
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Erik Uden 🚩 @erikuden.mastodon.de.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
The cycle of social democracy
A circular graphic showing a dying rose in the middle starting with “Too much money makes too powerful” leading to “But I'm not Marxist” leading to “Let's just tax the rich and limit their wealth” leading to “Oh, the rich prevent it with their money” circling back to “Too much money makes too powerful”
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
i swear i just heard someone on TV freudian slip the phrase "presidential erection" during an interview and now unfortunately it's in my head so now it has to be in your head too sorry
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
there are too many config files
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
happy spooky season to all who celebrate 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
Vintage comic panel. A cheerful skeleton holding a long rake walks down a dirt path through a field packed with yellow pumpkins at night. Behind him are a wooden fence, bare trees, a gnarled old tree with a face-like knot, and a starry blue sky. A wavy speech bubble shows him singing: "Happy boy. Happy boy. I'm a very happy boy. Look at all my beautiful pumpkins!"
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
surely there's gotta be some kind of joke around model train builders training their models but i can't think of one
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
The year is 2030. Taylor Swift released a new album last week. She has already re-released 9,000 versions of it. You ask if this is a bit much, and a Swiftie immediately decapitates you. This is legal for them to do, as has been decreed by God Emperor Taylor Swift.
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
i miss my sound blaster 16
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
oh good. another rate rise. yeah that oughta fix the situation in the mid east. well done economists
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
avril lavigne was right life really is like this
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
A sign on a door that says "do you know who you are letting in?"
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
pleased to announce that i have discovered a number of proofs for the navier stokes equations but they are far too complex to be comprehensible to any human mind where's my million dollars please
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
funny how the people with all the wealth keep saying that the redistribution of that wealth would be "unfeasible" and "wouldn't fix things" and even funnier that everyone keeps believing them
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
bad time to be a canary in a coal mine
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Fidelity (1869) by Briton Rivière
A dog resting their head on human's leg.
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
An acrylic painting of a young boy and a pig pressing foreheads together. Text reads: "Our unwillingness to see personhood in nonhuman animals does not diminish their personhood: it diminishes our humanity."
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
"spooky" by itachiXOXOkisame on DeviantArt
A digital sketch against a pale purple background depicting Dana Scully and Fox Mulder from The X-Files dressed in Halloween costumes.
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
free will hunting
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DW Innovation @dw-innovation.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
"A rabbit fleeing a fox and an #AI altering a shutdown script can look broadly similar: Both behaviors help the individual or system continue. But what it means to continue is not the same in each case." (via The Conversation) […]
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
the devil having too many advocates already is the problem, feel free not to add to it
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
lee pace the frontier
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Erik Uden 🚩 @erikuden.mastodon.de.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
people wanna be “one with nature” but can't even be nice to pigeons
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
anyone else kinda want aubrey plaza to slap them around a little bit or just me?
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Mulder and Scully share a glance.
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
An illustrated poster featuring various animals often considered pests, dangerous, or unappealing, arranged around a central handwritten text. The background is a light beige color adorned with simple, four-pointed yellow sparkle shapes.The text in the center reads: "When I say I love animals, I'm talking about them, too." with a small black heart at the end.
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
wait training
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
> In its story about stadium owners canceling Macklemore, Rolling Stone points out that Ye, the rapper formerly known as Kanye West, has also been on a tour of stadiums this year, after previously professing a love for Hitler and Nazis and releasing a song called “Heil Hitler.” OK so saying you […]
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Joshua Byrd 🐀 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
"It ought to shift away from taxing incomes and profits to taxing assets, particularly land and property." "We've got to shift taxation away from the producers — the workers and businessmen — and put it on those whose assets have increased dramatically in value. But of course, any attempt to […]
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Flipboard Culture Desk @culturedesk.flipboard.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Update: All of Ed Sheeran's supporting acts — Finneas, Aaron Rowe and Lukas Graham, plus his house band, Beoga — have now left his tour. This follows the departure of rapper Macklemore, who was dropped over his comments supporting Palestinians. Here's @RollingStone with the full story […]
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
brb going rogue ... wait that's not right. sleep ... i'm going to sleep. goodnight!
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
the moon and venus
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Joshua Byrd 🐀 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Economics in it's current form really is just junk science. Michael Janda's metaphor of blood letting here standing in for interest rate rises is genius, as is this simple fact: "Rate rises don't fix supply problems." If the only tool you have is leeches, every problem starts looking like George […]
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Steggy @steggy.sunny.garden.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated #Monsterdon
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Joshua Byrd 🐀 @phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Most men don’t know dairy is linked to prostate cancer risk www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/…
sciencedaily.com
Most men don’t know dairy is linked to prostate cancer risk
Most men may be missing an important dietary clue about prostate cancer. A new survey found that only 20% knew research has linked dairy consumption with increased prostate cancer risk, while 66% said they would consider avoiding dairy after learning about the connection. Studies have also associated plant-based diets with substantially lower risks of prostate cancer, progression, and recurrence.
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
arthropomorphise
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
if ur reading this: goodnight 👋
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
"They know that their parents could work regular jobs and buy houses and have families and retirements and pensions and they know their kids will not be able to have that. "We need to stop saying things are getting better while people know things are getting worse. If we keep doing that, then […]
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
time to read. time to sleep
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Daniel Keys Moran @fatsam.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Someone pointed out I was using Fahrenheit the other day.
British: hey guys we developed a thing called the metric sy-

(picture of a deer)

Americans:  Adult deer are as tall as a bicycle. They weigh as much as 800 hamburgers.
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Margaret Qualley is short for Margaret Quality
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
I've been attempting to learn the Effect TypeScript library for a little while now. I'm very much enjoying this little website, which maps out a lot of the concepts using interactive playgrounds with sounds and animations. It's so cute! effect.kitlangton.com
effect.kitlangton.com
Visual Effect - Interactive Effect Playground
Interactive examples of TypeScript's beautiful Effect library
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
"if you tax the billionaires they'll leave" ok i already agree we should tax them you don't have to convince me even more
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Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: @shofutex.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
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A sticker of a duck holding a knife in front of a laptop with the phrase: I hope this email finds you before I do.
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