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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly

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Stan account for the scene in Tommy Boy (1995) where a crash test machine destroys Rob Lowe’s balls. he/him. 📷: @inklincustoms.bsky.social. 🔗🌴: linktr.ee/Triske

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CobertMTG @cobertmtg.bsky.social · 8h
Today’s #Inktober is a comic I don’t feel like finishing but I liked the joke lol
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 8h
Psycho
est— idk this one feels too easy
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Niv Mizzet's Right Hand Squirrel @mtgcritical.bsky.social · 15h
#Tokentober day 7: 6/6 Dragon. Or Squaggin, as the squad is callin it.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 19h
You checked for Jonah before you started cutting, right
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 19h
The powerful wizard casts Fireball. The efficient wizard casts Heart Stop. The wise wizard casts Soup And Understanding. But the cruel wizard--- only one spell can truly butter the cruel wizard's bread.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 20h
For equality ✊ for fair wages ✊ for Mood Swings 2 ✊
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 20h
The most important trait of Disco Elysium is its sledgehammer disdain for theory. There is a dense history of Mazovian thought, revolution, and counterrevolution writhing in its depths, and the solutions to all your problems use a fifth of two teaspoons of jack shit of it. You just help people.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21h
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 23h
Well, it's the moment we've all been dreading: It's Animate Wall Wednesday
Animate Wall
White
Enchant Wall

Effects: Target wall can now attack. Target wall's power and toughness are unchanged, even if its power is 0.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/09/2026
this shit isnt sustainable
google currency conversion interface edited to show a rising value of gas to ass, currently at 1 gallon per 56 minutes
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
puppyfag420
Open up the Criterion Channel puppy. That's right. The one mommy pays $10.99 A Month for. Good little faggots want to watch The Battle of Algiers and Battleship Potemkin with me. Do you want to be a good little doggie and watch La Chinoise? Yes Mommy knows these films are on the Internet Archive but she wants to watch them on her smart tv. Please stop complaining we haven't watched a movie in weeks and Mommy's Letterbox fucking sucks. Puppy don't you dare open up Balatro oh my god.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 07/10/2026
Bed nap is for soft launching sleep at 6:00 PM
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 07/10/2026
1-800-MY-RESET
You deserve better-folded $100 bills.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 06/10/2026
goddammit now I have to remember how banding works
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to〜 @10ooo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Roger Rabid @stllemieux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Tokentober Robot 3/3
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 06/10/2026
GIPHY doesn’t have “I want power over who lives and who dies” so please have this other gif as consolation
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Jodie Whittaker's Doctor Dies of Cringe
ALT: Jodie Whittaker's Doctor Dies of Cringe
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Martina Montrasi @rododea95.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Tam watches Liliana shake this emotion off, as if removing an uncomfortable sweater, and with saccharine sarcasm, the two Lilianas snark as one." "Time to go beat up my ex, I guess." 💅💅💅 #magicthegathering #mtg #mtgfra #mtgfracture
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 05/10/2026
Doing my part.
When you try to explore the wide world of Pokémon:

(quoted skeet)
doctors: i see here that you’ve come to me with a (checks notes) completely unrelated-to-sex-or-gender condition, but still I gotta know: are you a fella or a broad?
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 10/03/2025
People love it when their Magic: Thegathering counterspell cards have a franchise mascot adopting a condescending tone. And yet when I, Jace Beleren,
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 05/10/2026
Reading takes that John Wilson’s The History of Concrete is demeaning to its subjects and have to tilt my head. Maybe I need to be a bit more kumbayah as well, but Wilson’s philosophy feels kindred to mine: Everyone is ridiculous, but few deserve proper, targeted ridicule.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
10 HELL 20 YEAH 30 GOTO 10
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
10 years of Hasbro lawyers not shooting themselves in the dick 🎉
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
Incredible synchronicity
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Alberto S. Ballesteros @asbillustration.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 3 of #tokentober: Bear I have two versions of this one! One of them is probably one of my best sellers. You probably can guess which one is it.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
WAUKEGAN 👏 IS 👏 FOR 👏 FOREPLAY
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
CHICAGO 👏 IS 👏 FOR 👏 FUCKERS
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
Stop making fake genders. There are only two types of Magic card: relentless and relentastic
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
New October challenge where every day you think about drawing
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
Good lord that gourd
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Aaron Schmit @theaaronschmit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Roadrunner Cosplay by @simplyhunni.bsky.social
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
Every day I log on and learn a new slur
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
Kird Ape? Oh you mean Mild Nacatl
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Lucia.j @bb69-lucia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*有描圖
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Katie 🔜 ATL @legdotegg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thinking about echo Gideon and Liliana
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
Death’s Shadow
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
To Gail Simone, Big Challenges wouldn’t even be Medium Challenges
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
Enter tapped, unplayable
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
Hobbes as a licensed whatever you are I don’t think you’re allowed to low-key encourage self harm on main
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
In the not-too-distant future, even.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
While some purists restrict the "OSR" label to games emulating OD&D and/or Mentzer Basic, others consider anything from the hobby's first decade fair game; thus, having first been published only six years after OD&D, under the broader definition you could technically write an OSR game based on this:
The cover of "Dallas: The Television Roleplaying Game", a licensed RPG based on the 1978 American prime time soap opera of the same name. The cover depicts Larry Hagman in the role of J R Ewing, dressed in a business suit and a large cowboy hat, surrounded by inset photos of the remainder of the show's principal cast. The cover's promotional blurb reads "All the drama and power, the wheeling and dealing, the loves and lives of TV's greatest family are yours to enact in this fun-filled, fast-playing game."
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 03/10/2026
Like 40% horror at most, but should’ve won the Oscar for Best Use Of A State Name In A Line Reading, and how you get from me to Kevin Bacon
The Blackening
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maaaaaaaa @matiolahaha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor choice
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 03/10/2026
But not the Blackhearts???
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 03/10/2026
Carl Jung said that where the will to power is paramount, love will be lacking. So with a heavy heart, I am cancelling polycule board nights until further notice, you fuck ass vipers of human beings
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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
robert oppenheimer’s face is illuminated by the glow of a nuclear explosion
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Obsession asks us an important question: Are women bourgeois?
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BinChikn Art ✨ @binchikn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#Tokentober Day 3: 2/2 Bear 🐻 The giant Djungelskog in my room might have inspired this one. A Teddy Bears picnic!! #mtg #token #proxy #mtgtoken #digitalcollage
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