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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly

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Stan account for the scene in Tommy Boy (1995) where a crash test machine destroys Rob Lowe’s balls. he/him. 📷: @inklincustoms.bsky.social. 🔗🌴: linktr.ee/Triske

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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 8h
The Devils, directed by Ken Russell, who, as I quickly realized, is NOT Kurt Russell,
The Devils

I feel like I vomited some wriggling blackest eel from the bottom of my stomach.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 15/10/2026
Halloween

Shockingly mid. Jamie Lee Curtis is a three-name actress but she’s batting at the level of a one-name actress here.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 14/10/2026
Oops All Wallace Shawns is getting an upgrade
Legendary Creature — Ferengi Noble
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 14/10/2026
Trapped in servitude, the angelic moth named Valgavoth has been used as a wishing well to secretly secure the Vendrell family's wealth and good fortune for generations. When the youngest, Marina Vendrell, learned of Valgavoth's existence, she spoke in whispers of freedom—all she wanted was his friendship in exchange. Eager to please his new friend, Valgavoth promised to assist her with her bullies and school problems in exchange for his freedom.

Unfortunately for Valgavoth, he proved too useful to let go. Marina used her family's rituals to make it so that her end of the bargain could never come to fruition. She forced Valgavoth's angelic powers to expand the Vendrell home and swallow the entire plane, then filled it with the fears of its inhabitants so they would always remain deferential to her—the queen of the House. As a final cry for help, Valgavoth appeared to the inhabitants as a glimmer. They still speak of him, and the hope of him escaping is what they cling to.

Although he has traded one prison for another, Valgavoth believes that someday the plane will be freed, and that perhaps he can convince his only friend to undo the harm she has inflicted.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 12/10/2026
you know he picks up women like grocery shopping
Almighty Brushwagg
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 12/10/2026
Finally, I can watch One Piece as a “women have waists” truther
One Piece Lego
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 12/10/2026
Flushed Away
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 11/10/2026
The cookThe thiefHis wifeHer lover
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 10/10/2026
There’s no veterinary evidence of him going through an inferno, but I can believe it.
Dante. Or possibly another snapping turtle alligator, I’m not doing Harvard-level research on a Saturday
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 10/10/2026
Were any of the TCGs of the 90’s boom advertised with “buy low sell high play never” or has the West fallen?
Ad for Origins
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 10/10/2026
minion.
Marvel Something set symbol
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 08/10/2026
Psycho
est— idk this one feels too easy
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 07/10/2026
The powerful wizard casts Fireball. The efficient wizard casts Heart Stop. The wise wizard casts Soup And Understanding. But the cruel wizard--- only one spell can truly butter the cruel wizard's bread.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 07/10/2026
1-800-MY-RESET
You deserve better-folded $100 bills.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 05/10/2026
Doing my part.
When you try to explore the wide world of Pokémon:

(quoted skeet)
doctors: i see here that you’ve come to me with a (checks notes) completely unrelated-to-sex-or-gender condition, but still I gotta know: are you a fella or a broad?
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 04/10/2026
Incredible synchronicity
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 03/10/2026
Like 40% horror at most, but should’ve won the Oscar for Best Use Of A State Name In A Line Reading, and how you get from me to Kevin Bacon
The Blackening
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 03/10/2026
The shame of abandoning the “you are a planeswalker” framework is that it gets harder and harder to find nuggets like these
The gambling addiction that menaced my youth has resurfaced to threaten the sanity and finances of my current self. I speak, of course, of Magic the Gathering (MtG). And I have my own flesh and blood to blame!

Let’s back up a bit.

"A planes walking wizard! Prepare to duel!"
"Stay thy hand! I wish only to parley."
"Okay. Sure. What do you want to talk about?"
"Where am I? I awakened to find myself in this strange, yet familiar place."
"What's the last thing you remember?"
"The Dark. The fall of empires. An age of ice. Homelands. I ended up frozen in a glacier."
"Wow. You've been out of the game for a long time. At least thirty years."
"WHAT?!"
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 02/10/2026
When the Terminators come, our only hope will be seven-year-old cousins.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 30/09/2026
OTP 🤍💚🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️
Rosie CottonScurry Oak
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 29/09/2026
Insane that this was my retirement plan
Full art basics from BFZ fat pack
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 29/09/2026
shoot on sight, he hates you for your freedoms
Ancient Carp
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 28/09/2026
Me and Kaya put our cubes together and jammed games :) I went 4-0 :)
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 27/09/2026
Why did he make her into a different kind of dinosaur? How did this help him
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 26/09/2026
Alternate answer: THAT’S WHAT THE DOCTOR DOOM IS FOR
Don Draper
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 26/09/2026
Jeff
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 26/09/2026
do I have to do everything around here
RINGBLASTIA
Jungle of Jongles
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 24/09/2026
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 24/09/2026
Sylvan Paradise
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 23/09/2026
Otra vez
I have had three glasses of wine sorry I ain’t typing shit
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 22/09/2026
I’m not sure Vigorbloom healthcare is better.
Rat Butthole Flower
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 22/09/2026
Hey, quick question before we move on to Star Trek. Did this happen in the Reality Fracture story or do I need to be more responsible about when I take Ambien
Rat Butthole Magic
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 22/09/2026
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

You can identify the exact moment in the script where the director realized he didn’t have “hit a car with a train” money
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 21/09/2026
Day 16 of drawing a baddie off TikTok until I become a Dutch Old Master
Lego Mudkip
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 21/09/2026
You could change Porfiry Petrovich’s mind with this
AI slop titty ooze commander
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 21/09/2026
Forbidden AlchemyNOT LEGAL — Alchemy
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 17/09/2026
The two types of colorshifted card in Reality Fracture
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 16/09/2026
Day 15 of drawing a baddie off TikTok until I become a Dutch Old Master
Pencil drawing of woman with stick
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 16/09/2026
Repel Calamity, with mouse captioned “Escher Memorial Overpass” and wolf labeled “Lower Wacker”
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 16/09/2026
I think I should get a achievement unlocked whenever I am the first person in history to use a pair of words together
Sinful balloon
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 15/09/2026
Meat Loaf as Eddie
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 13/09/2026
You’re gonna drown, drown, in this puddle I found And sugar we’re gonna draw three cards
Ob Nixilis Reignited
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 10/09/2026
Day 14 of drawing a baddie off TikTok until I become a Dutch Old Master
Woman in pool in hat.

Caption: hello, darling, join me as we expand our vocabulary until it is larger than even this hat.
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 09/09/2026
Day 13 of drawing a baddie off TikTok until I become a Dutch Old Master
Still life of three artichoke and a chocolate rabbit
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 09/09/2026
[surprisingly good chaka khan impression] 🎶 I’m every wyvern 🎶
Scion of the Ur-Dragon
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 09/09/2026
Stalactite StalkerGlorybringerBoomerang BasicsCarrot Cake
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 08/09/2026
Day 12 of drawing a baddie off TikTok until I become a Dutch Old Master
Three actresses as Roman goddesses. Caption: “BELLe, BELLe, BELLe, hmmm?”
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 08/09/2026
"Y-y-y-ya've got it all WRONG. Quintorius's weird half-human lil' fetus ain't in this Secret Lair Product. It's in Ollie's Sharpie cube, and, and, in Orcish's microfiction, and, y'know, whichever screenshot Cary is splicing a Robert B. Wintermute reference into."
Jimmy Stewart having a wonderful life
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 07/09/2026
Amazing, it’s all Luigi
SSBM has been 100% decompiled!
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 06/09/2026
Shelly Duvall having a Cracker Jack time
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