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@triphazard.bsky.social
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A riddle wrapped in a taco shell and deep fried, with a sprinkle of powdered sugar. Transformers fan. Sometimes a monkey.

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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 10h
The bad news is you have to write each and every individual actual name. The good news is you can be as basic or as granularly specific as you like, and there are no rules about originality. Live your dream!
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Cargie (Spooky Version) @cargie.baby · 14h
You have a task you need to do. You know exactly what it is. It's easy. It won't take long. You're sitting on the couch, on your phone, and everything in your brain is screaming at you to just get up and do this simple, ordinary task, but you can't. You just can't. Why is that?
the detective Holden in Blade Runner's opening scene, where he is interrogating a suspected android named Leon Kowalski
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 10h
Final Destination. A series I deliberately avoided for a long long time, but I've come to a place in which I could enjoy it, and I did.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 11h
Recently watched through this whole series with friends. Hadn't seen any of them before. Very much all over the place, but I did enjoy them generally. And then the recent newest one was just incredibly good, with lots of lore payoffs and one of the most incredible opening sequences I've ever watched
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Peter Ramsey @pramsey342.bsky.social · 19h
Can’t improve on the headline
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Faceless Fox Fae @mouseofmanyfaces.bsky.social · 19h
youtu.be/QDCe1_SzHAc Snail’s House is always good but this one is just so nice and special to me🥺
youtu.be
Snail's House - うたかた (utakata) [Animation]
YouTube video by Ujico*/Snail's House
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 21h
Close! I deconstructed my simple GeoCities-generated webpage to learn my first snips of HTML and spat out something much better than the basic web builder produced. So very satisfying!
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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Several Dyson lizards have scurried into the solar system. They will bask upon the sun, gathering warmth. Expect a period of global cooling
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I cannot and will not watch that if I am able to avoid it. Happily would just cut that 5 seconds out of the film forever. Murphy getting turned into ground beef in the beginning is less disturbing.
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Brent/Barb 🏳️‍⚧️ @vibrent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Captain Picard: Commander Data has developed a method by which we can return you to your proper universe and timeline. Anyone from this planet right now: Nah, I’m good bruh.
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Jan @tigerknight.com · 03/10/2026
🎃 #furryart
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Rick 🗜️👊❌🏳️‍🌈♒️ @vicegripx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Salt water, at that! We all carry the ocean with us.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another? What's the first? I did read a pretty fascinating this a while back that, given the structure of our teeth and how our digestion works, humans are fundamentally fructivores, so it certainly tracks.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not trans, but dysphoric? For sure. Couple bingos and a lot of circles.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm 5'10"ish and not broad, and it's a tolerable size, but the weight issue is essentially unsolvable, for that same reason. And I'd happily lose 6 inches of height or more.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They did Quintus. There's no excuse.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My favorite Prowl figure.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Via one of those prompts? Huh. I honestly expected otherwise.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Has anyone ever signed up for the newsletter on any website anywhere?
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Your annual reminder that any treats that have black icing are probably using activated charcoal for coloring which neutralizes meds like, say, birth control pills. Ask my cousin. Quint's 6 now. This also applies to antibiotics and head meds. Be careful, please.
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gonna have, like, 360 degree vision from 6" above ground level.... 🦶👀
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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jadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the arts have been recalled due to salmonella
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This, except they're both scrolling on their phones.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, do a time loop. Cybertronians become ever more organic, in time lose their ability to readily shift form in exchange for an organic method of reproduction that spreads a single transformation over a lifetime, yada yada time travel, they become ancient humans, who eventually become cybernetic...
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What I finally worked out is that Worf is high functioning autistic.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I definitely regret teaching them how to use their computers and phones sometimes. lol
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Steve-o Stonebraker @sstoneb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know if any #transformers folks here on bsky remember a sweet dude named Mike "Star Saber" Bisbee who used to be on alt.toys.transformers and attended #BotCon every year with his wife and daughter (also fans). If you do, they could use some help after a house fire: gofund.me/3ee5b518b
gofund.me
Donate to Help Mike's Family Find Housing, organized by Mike Bisbee
My name is Mike, and I am creating this fundraiser for myself and my family after our hous… Mike Bisbee needs your support for Help Mike's Family Find Housing
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's a genuine classic, marred by some unfortunate hand design and a tendency to melt.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like apparently many others, I was completely unaware that this song even existed, much less was popular, until people started telling me that people had never heard of it. Honestly I think Country as a genre has become extremely silo'd off in a way that broadly matches certain political divides.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like Flash should have been a boot and not a glove.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*checks the date DS9 premiered* Well it's a close thing, but damn if you're not right.
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Rick 🗜️👊❌🏳️‍🌈♒️ @vicegripx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cookie Monster x Godzilla aka Cookiezilla #sesamestreet #godzilla #toyphotography
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sounds like nobody is gonna be incepting a lifelong fetish from THIS movie.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok, come on, I agree in principle, but Automobile Apocalypse is a banger.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait, seriously? I did think she was CG.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh gosh I hope not. The DVDs are the worst version of the show. [Yes, I know it was a joke. I just think everyone needs to know this]
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Temiree ☀️🦦 @temiree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A drawing referencing the quoted post audio, featuring Ryan, an anthro/furry raccoon, and Nes, an anthro/furry kangaroo.

Ryan looks down amused at what he's made. Nes leans into the doorway, asking, "What are you doing in here?!" Ryan responds, "Doin' some DJ stuff! I call this... Evil September."
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I similarly like to imagine all the clicky analog control consoles were essentially a fad of 23rd century industrial design, much like Tom Paris later decides he finds tactile control systems preferable for some things. I think a lot of us can relate to not wanting touch screens for *everything*.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Counterpoint: Jean-Luc Picard has never intentionally relaxed a day in his life.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have half a dozen Walmarts in my reach, but just the one Target.
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Trip @triphazard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh damn, yours has an actual printer? Mine has the filament and the little Cyberbrick kits, but I haven't seen a printer there yet. When I was there last they'd dropped the price on the filament, too. It's damn nice to be able to actually see the color myself before I buy.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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