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My Zoe-Called Life

@tribadvisor.gay
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i'm an easily distractable trans girl who flings creative profanity at computers for a living and basks in shitposts most of the rest of the time 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her, bi, poly if you know me IRL you might want to follow me on something else instead

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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 23/04/2026
just make sure you remember not to sprinkle tajín on it
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 11/05/2025
transition más
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 22/04/2025
media.tenor.com
two cartoon characters are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying " uh no they 're saying "
Alt: Smithers trying to convince Mr. Burns that the audience is saying "boo-urns!"
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Shematologist, MD @shematologist.medsky.social · 11/04/2025
The entire CDC lead program has been eliminated. Lead exposure can lead to many issues including anemia & irreversible brain damage in young children. It was <10 years ago we learned that 99,000 people in Flint Michigan had been exposed. If only eliminating programs eliminated the risk.
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Droniela - Mentally the Third @girlrobot.io · 02/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a nurse in a blue scrub holds a man 's hand as they walk through a hospital hallway
Alt: the theme for curb your enthusiasm
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 02/04/2025
thank you president deals. without you any given item would not triple in price, which we n eed. for economy
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now featured in the criterion collection @anem0ne.net · 21/03/2025
i'm truly looking forward to being lectured and scolded by cis white liberals in 2026 about how crucially important that election is, why am I not so excited to vote Dem, is my lack of enthusiasm a sign that I actually support Republicans? Did I know Republicans hate trannies????
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 05/12/2024
there's the Sarah McBride transsexuals and the Chelsea Manning transsexuals
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 09/03/2025
I ate real food today for the first time in way too long and it was the best ever. I missed salt so much!
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 09/03/2025
same tbh, but dnb
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 16/02/2025
seconded on the skirt. where'd you find it?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/01/2025
Cis folks, check on your trans friends right now. I don't ever think I've seen this many friends in crisis. It's beyond anything I ever imagined. We're not ok.
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 28/01/2025
best I can do is the chili crisp fried eggs I made yesterday
some wok-fried eggs with chili crisp and soy sauce on them. the edges are crispy and browned, but the yolks and some of the whites are super runny. they're on top of a couple pieces of toast.the toast has been closed around the eggs, forming a delicious sandwich. yolk is running down the sides.
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 28/01/2025
he's a very good boy, even when he's being a shithead.
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 28/01/2025
Barkus would like some scrambled eggs please
a yellow dog with one ear flopped down, lying on his donut bed. he's got his front paws splayed out to his sides and is staring into the camera. his tongue is sticking out of his mouth about an inch. he is a goofus.
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🔪 𝑬̲̅𝒍̲̅𝒐̲̅𝒓̲̅𝒂̲̅ 𝑹̲̅𝒂̲̅𝒗̲̅𝒆̲̅𝒏̲̅ 🔪 @pussy.church · 23/01/2025
Companies with robust and effective DEI programs are more profitable. DEI enhances shareholder value. Period.
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 21/01/2025
oh wait that's the board from Tony Hawk: Shred, which has gyroscopes instead of accelerometers. which means that it actually works at all in any way rather than being the most frustrating thing imaginable.
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 21/01/2025
oh - oh no. I worked on this game and am so sorry.
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Srutis 🔞 @srutis.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
A scribble loved universally
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 24/12/2024
a sex toy so good, you won't be able to quit
A magic wand style toy labeled "VIM a lighter rumblier quieter wand"
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Seasonal Black Cat (She's All legs) @tess.bzky.team · 03/01/2025
@safety.bsky.app @pfrazee.com @hailey.at Do we have any guesses on when self-tagging text posts can become a thing? Just shaking my head at a tattoo healing pic getting tagged self harm when an actual conversation about that sensitive topic CAN'T be tagged aside from hoping others have mute words on
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
It's extremely hard to convey to the average cis person just how bad the harassment of trans people on social media has gotten and how aggressively we're targeted, because if you've not been on the receiving end of it for years, you can't really grasp how relentless it is, and how isolating it is.
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mechanic-ghoul jam @electricjelly.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Since Bluesky won’t act simply out of human decency, I’ll just frame this as “id never consider spending a single dollar on Bluesky while Jesse Singal is active here.” The creep’s gotta go!
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 07/12/2024
btw “just block them” is how you deal with 50 follower troll accounts not people that have swayed international opinion on your access to medication
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 07/12/2024
achievement unlocked: used lube for plumbing (like actual plumbing)
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 05/12/2024
TRANSLATION GUIDE: hey - hey heyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyyyyyy - i totaled your car last night
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Matt Lieb @mattlieb.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My thoughts on the assassination of the UnitedHealth CEO and the left's unfortunate need to celebrate acts of barbarism.
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 05/12/2024
saaaaame 💕
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 05/12/2024
it's time!
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 05/12/2024
okay, lemme try putting this in terms that the pearl clutchers use “You remember in Star Wars where the ewoks cheered after the death star blew up? Wouldn’t it be fucked up if Han said ‘Whoa now, that dude had a family.’ Is that what you want to be known as?”
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/12/2024
Using my free will to prevent myself from getting 8 hours of sleep
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 03/12/2024
do you need product testers?
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eaei @tape.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
this is not a shitpost this is a call for investors
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Φ SaraStreel Φ 🏳️‍⚧️✨👾 @sarastreel.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Why not both?
Image of a hand pressing two buttons with the thumb and pinky. The buttons are captioned “being called a slut” & “being called a good girl”
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 03/12/2024
perfect. it's going to leave you out of breath
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 03/12/2024
what kind of strong whiskey should I bring?
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 03/12/2024
I'm sure they'll produce words, but they won't be coming out of my mouth
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 02/12/2024
dealer's choice. I use my middle one.
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 02/12/2024
if you're not careful I might find myself speechless
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 02/12/2024
second knuckle!
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 02/12/2024
you can loom over me anytime 😵‍💫 I'll even kneel to make sure there's enough of a height difference
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 02/12/2024
2" is hardly looming 😤 but also 2" can make a big difference
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 01/12/2024
flynne and I have a need this is a actual need
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itty bitty vampire fairy @krissywrites.northsky.social · 29/11/2024
Took myself out for a silly little walk for my mental health and ended up finding an escaped dog who then made me follow it all the way home so I could use my human hands to ring the doorbell and knock on the door bc it couldn’t do it itself. I like being a human slave to animals.
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My Zoe-Called Life @tribadvisor.gay · 29/11/2024
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ruiner @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 29/11/2024
this slurpee wont fill the yawning hole in my heart but it does taste like purple so that's something
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
we're a menace!
An image made to look like an old pulp novel cover, with creases and wrinkles, of a man pointing a gun at a redheaded woman in a green strapless dress, arms tied behind her back. Text reads:
"The tale of one woman's shocking desire ...to literally just exist and live her life. "THE TRANS AGENDA" "It's mostly 'Don't get murdered.'" "A Gopher Press book." "therealflydog - MMXXIII"
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