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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 7h

Reading up on tumble dryer maintenance as I'm a boring old man, and found these images on a site. My suspicious mind suspects they may be AI generated.

Stage one of tumble dryer maintenance.

Some sort of hellbastard hand/hoof hybrid holds an electric screwdriver with a makeup brush attachment to a panel of bright yellow hair stuck to what looks like a car door.

Stage two of the dryer maintenance.

A three fingered hand with a rather phallic thumb sprouting from the wrist sort of pushes a sheet in to a metal drum. The drum looks like an industrial centrifuge used in the production of limb mutating experimental serums. Its use as a laundry drying device us clearly some sort of tax rebate scam by the accountants of an insane chemist.

Tumble dryer maintenance stage three, the Return of the King.

A forearm with a hand at each end floats in front of a washing machine filled with a blue thing that looks like a pac man cake that was described to the baker via mime. One end of the forearm is punching stupid cake pac man while the other tears the outside of the washing machine to fibrous strands. Two more arm like limbs enter from the left of frame and assist this attempt to destroy the washing machine and also punch pac cake.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Well now I understand why they have that red triangle.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I see the nine albums thing is popular, so in my desperate attempt to be one of the cool kids here's mine. It is of course subject to change on an hourly basis.

A picture of nine album covers in no real order. They are:
Metallica - Ride the Lightning
Pink Floyd - Animals
Iron Maiden - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible
Spinal Nordenstam - And She Closed Her Eyes
Henry Rollins - Get In The Van
Black Sabbath - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
The Double Six Club - Music to Play Games By
Tom Waits - Swordfish Trombones

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

@mrbiffo.bsky.social Not only have the lunatics taken over the asylum but the culinary perverts have taken over the artist formerly known as Bejam

A chocolate dessert pizza in the freezer at Iceland.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"I think we need to give serious consideration to getting a larger vessel given the size of that shark."

A sign that reads "random line from a movie that fans of it instantly know".

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Have the talent police finally caught up with Omid Djalili?

A screen grab of a headline from the BNC website that reads "UK-Iranian dual nation arrested overRAF Fairford incident, police say".

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

100% with you, it's posts all the way. As for "skeets".

The Two Ronnies sat behind their desk with text added to the image. Above them it reads "so it's fuck of from me", and below them concludes with the line "and a fuck off from him".

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Solved it in three steps did you Wordle Bot? Did your girlfriend that goes to a different school help you? Were you riding your motorbike that you keep at your grans house? Away and sleep in yer ain pish ya digital dobber.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

RIP Richard Harrison. Who will reform the ninja empire now?

The late Richard Harrison speaking in to a novelty Garfield phone in a scene from Ninja Terminator, one of many ninja films created by Godfrey Ho by editing new footage of Western actors in to existing martial arts films to take advantage of the martial arts boom of the 1970's. My personal favourite is Majestic Thunderbolt in which Harrison participates in an epic finale shootout in which no watermelon or chicken is safe.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's not just Ed Sheeran gigs that are getting effected by the situation in the middle east.

A screen grab from the BBC news website which reads "Status quo at Jerusalem's holiest site under threat as Isreali nationalists flout rules". I did check online to see if I should have used effected or affected in my post, but still don't really know. Annoyingly I did know when I was younger but have used neither term regularly enough. I guessed and if I got it wrong please correct me.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Here is the moment the mystery of the cat hair in the bathroom sink was solved.

A black cat curled up in a bathroom sink looking at the camera with green eyes that say both "I am completely innocent" but also "yeah, but what you gonna do 'bout it?"

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Judge Croc has found your footwear to be excellent. Case dismissed.

A colour drawing of a crocodile wearing a white judges' wig as worn in the archaic world of the British legal system. The croc's left paw (do crocodiles have paws? I have no idea if that's the correct terminology) rests on a pile of stone tablets.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Improved thanks to the input of a friend.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If you're struggling to get to the shops you can always get a delivery.

The cover of the Wiltshire Farm Foods catalogue, featuring the range of Softer Foods.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is what a proper recording studio looks like.

Don Estelle sitting in front of an upright piano turning to face the camera and smiling. In the background is a large reel to reel tape machine. This is all set up in a delightfully 1970's living room.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If you did you would not forget this amazing hair hat.

Elton John singing at the funeral service of Diana Spencer with the most spectacularly unconvincing wig that looks like someone bought a Beatles dress up set from Temu.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

So his business venture is some sort of front?

The sign above a Newcastle fast food shop called PSB

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I hope you got one of these on the way out.

A round sticker featuring a smiling cartoon dinosaur holding a toothbrush. There us text above and below the dinosaur that says "I brushed my teeth".

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

@remembrancewatch.bsky.social Saw this Remembermobile while out for a stroll earlier.

A white Renault Kangoo van. The rear doors have been rememberafied. The left door has a silhouette of an American soldier, judging by the rifle, kneeling before a cross shaped headstone. What looks like an American M60 type heavy machine gun rests against the stone with a helmet on top. Above a selection of WW2 era aircraft silhouettes complete the tableau. The right hand door has "We will remember them" with a couple of poppies and two more aircraft silhouettes for maximum respect. There is also a random strand of black spaghetti under the word "them". The side of the van is visible and has a black and a blue stylised "tribal" dragon head design on it, this may or may not be in rememberence of Smaug, or perhaps Idris the dragon out of Ivor the Engine.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Suddenly the T-800 doesn't seem quite so threatening.

A screengrab from the film Terminator 2, specifically the scene were a naked T-800 walks up to a patron in a biker bar and says "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle" However the text added to the image says, "I need your clothes, your boots, and an extinguisher for my bunghole".

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

The titular star of the old computer fame Jet Set Willy facing his housekeeper Maria, who is denying him the chance to go to bed and sleep until he cleans up his mansion, her arm outstretched pointing. The image is in blocky black and white 8 bit graphics.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Managed to sneak a paparazzi shot of the robot from The Black Hole sunbathing in next doors garden.

Some sort of silver and red coloured vacuum cleaner sitting on a pile if outdoor chairs next to my neighbours shed. It's shape and colour make it look like V.I.N.C.E.N.T., the robot from the classic "what on Earth were they thinking? It's nothing like Star Wars" Disney film The Black Hole, the ending of which is, I assure you, many degrees of strangeness weirder than you remember. And the novelisation is even more WTF, though it does have eight pages of colour pictures from the film, so that's something.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Remove those earphones - you're blocking out the music of humanity The music of humanity........

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Nice bit of shrinkflation from Kenko. New jar, same price but now with a subtle drop in weight.

A close up of the label on an old shape jar of Kenko coffee, showing 200g and apx 125 cups of coffee inside.

A close up on of the label on the back if a new shape jar if Kenko coffee, showing it now contains 190g and apx. 119 cups of coffee.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Didn't know they'd made a film of your mum's life story.

A photograph of the cover of a DVD of the Disney film "Holes".

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

The face of a large black and white cow staring with intent through the window of a house. The photograph is taken from the perspective of someone in the room.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

This is the sort of clickbeat headline I fall for every time.

A screen grab of the headline for an article on The Grocer website which reads "10 of the most memorable yoghurt adverts throughout the ages".

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't nirvana, sound garden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

The cover of the album Trouble by the band Trouble.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

If you're looking for a great British movie then check out this masterpiece.

A (badly cropped) poster for the film Gatwick Gangsters, staring Bobby George (yes, the dead darts player), Willie Thorn (yes, the possibly dead snooker player), Gary Bushell (yes, the sadly not dead gapping anus whose career highpoint was being the TV critic for The Sun newspaper, and bold pioneer of being a cunt in a public place, currently lying in a corner coughing up a lung full of Farages' spaff), and Dave Courtney (yes, the dead guy from The People vs. Jerry Sadowitz). These four bastions of the thespian art are pictured in front of a Union Flag and a helicopter in various geezer poses. This film is the concept of "we're all tired of listening to experts" applied to cinematography, sound recording, directing, editing and every other aspect of film making that skilled professionals make look easy. A dog shit squashed in to the treads of your shoe of a film.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Of course in France they call erections

A close up of the word Lardons from a packet of Tesco unsmoked bacon Lardons.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Just to add to the growing sense of creeping decrepitude the first Digitiser Live was seven years ago today. A lovely tribute to a special man named Bronk.

A slightly over elaborate Digitiser Live promotional poster designed with a Victorian style as if heralding the performance of some sort of freak show.

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