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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 2h

Names I have called my cat so far today. Sheriff of Poo Town Furface Lovey Dovey Doughnut Squeaky McGhee None of these have any relation to my cat's actual name.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 5h

Is she harvesting their souls?

Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 8h

NB the alt text changed Stina Nordenstam to Spinal Nordenstam, perhaps the greatest accidentally metal band name .

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 8h

I see the nine albums thing is popular, so in my desperate attempt to be one of the cool kids here's mine. It is of course subject to change on an hourly basis.

A picture of nine album covers in no real order. They are:
Metallica - Ride the Lightning
Pink Floyd - Animals
Iron Maiden - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible
Spinal Nordenstam - And She Closed Her Eyes
Henry Rollins - Get In The Van
Black Sabbath - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
The Double Six Club - Music to Play Games By
Tom Waits - Swordfish Trombones

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 23h

Twist: she showed him a picture of himself.

Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

How did you uncover my plan to seize control with the Mediocre World Order?

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm no Sherlock Holmes but I suspect the subject is also the author of that Wikipedia page.

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Norwich Style has now become my go to euphemism, many thanks.

Shouldn't that be topped with chips and Glacé cherries?

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Beyond the Realms of extended warranty.

Quick check and it was A3 size. It fitted snuggly in the pocket behind the drivers seat.

I had one of those big A4 AA Road maps in the back of the car, and a wee note pad with a sucker that stuck to the windscreen I'd write the important roads and junctions I needed to follow on.

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I knew AI could hallucinate, but apparently it can also vomit.

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@mrbiffo.bsky.social Not only have the lunatics taken over the asylum but the culinary perverts have taken over the artist formerly known as Bejam

A chocolate dessert pizza in the freezer at Iceland.

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"I think we need to give serious consideration to getting a larger vessel given the size of that shark."

A sign that reads "random line from a movie that fans of it instantly know".

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You could just pour all the bricks for the WTC model in to a pile and say job done.

Ep 316: Miss Vickie's Crisps | CheapShow

This week's Cheapshow from the archives, courtesy of the random number generator, comes from January 2023. Episode 316: Miss Vickies's Crisps www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-316-miss-...

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There are bland noodles, hot muck, delectable snacks & creamy pastes awaiting Paul & Eli this week! Also, Eli gets to play Judge whilst Paul plays dumb.

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Riding With Robots @ridingrobots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy New Years from Mars. It's the first day of the new Martian year, which lasts 687 Earth days. According to the internationally adopted timekeeping system, this is Mars year 39. The Curiosity rover sent down this view from Gale Crater today.

Black-and-white photo of a rocky desert landscape with hills of layered rock.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Have the talent police finally caught up with Omid Djalili?

A screen grab of a headline from the BNC website that reads "UK-Iranian dual nation arrested overRAF Fairford incident, police say".

Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sad news that one of the pioneers of black and extreme metal as passed away. blabbermouth.net/news/venom-f...

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm now imagining this accompanied by the Indiana Jones theme going 🎶Dong-dee-dong-dong Dong-dee-dong Dong-dee-dong-dong Dong-dee-dong-dong-dong🎶

Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can't find any pictures of Doc Cox holding a carrot shaped like a coffin so just use your imagination.

Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That looks lovely, far too good for a sausage fingered power chord chugger like me.

Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Car phone was the term I remember.

Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

100% with you, it's posts all the way. As for "skeets".

The Two Ronnies sat behind their desk with text added to the image. Above them it reads "so it's fuck of from me", and below them concludes with the line "and a fuck off from him".

Andy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil. But enough about the US Military

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Ben Elton's Politics Bit

Alt: Early 1989s Ben Elton,with long hair, making a joke about a little bit of politics

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I always remember when I was studying for my biology degree one of the professors imparting the following wisdom, "time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana".

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Updating Enid Blyton for current-era sensibilities is all very well, but this one might be pushing things

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Solved it in three steps did you Wordle Bot? Did your girlfriend that goes to a different school help you? Were you riding your motorbike that you keep at your grans house? Away and sleep in yer ain pish ya digital dobber.

Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I thought Captain Tom did his lengths in the garden.

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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So did the Hulk pass the drugs test?

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I've put together a top ten of my least favourite listicles, and you won't belive what's at number three!

The Strictly Spoiler @strictlyspoiler.com · 25/09/2026

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The Strictly Spoiler competition officially launches tomorrow! 🪩 With Amazon Vouchers and Strictly Spoiler Plus subscriptions up for grabs every single week of the 2026 series, this is going to be huge. Full details on how to get involved dropping tomorrow… 👀 #SCD #Strictly #StrictlySpoiler

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I'm sure it will go the same way as the 1997 manifesto pledge to bring back Golden Cups.

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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It was actually January 2017, I was too lazy to get my reading glasses and just squinted at my phone screen.

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Top Of The Box - the story behind every single released by BBC Records And Tapes, from Every Loser Wins to Awesome Dood! by Edd The Duck. Paperback (15% off code PUBLISHER15) or Kindle from here. timworthington.org/books/top-of...

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Top Of The Box

Top Of The Box by Tim Worthington – the story behind every single released by BBC Records And Tapes.

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Inspiration for Insane Clown Posse

Carbonated cheese drink sounds refreshing.

It's going to be strange listening to Cheapshow in its larval stage.