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bobby_hill_real

@trashmuppet.bsky.social
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internet curmudgeon/AI despiser/video game enthusiast/silly voices ask me about choose your own adventure-type gamebooks sometimes i stream on twitch (trash_muppet) he/him visit my booth at space ghost con 97 three hams will thrill me

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fun fact: "hold me closer tiny dancer" and "teenage mutant ninja turtles" are the same number of syllables which one are you singing to the other's tune now that i've brought it up
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
photo of Mr. Bean, a smiling man with short brown parted hair, thick eyebrows and wide eyes, wearing a brown suit with a white dress shirt and a red tie.  on either side of the tie, the words "don't let the" and "days go by" are overlaid.  this is a reference to the Bush song "Glycerine", which scans similarly to "Mr. Bean" which is the intended joke.  thank you for coming to my ted talk "overexplaining the joke in the alt text"
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
do you really need to know more? the screenie pretty much sells the whole thing friendslopsesh before sleeb why are you doing this #gardengreens your yuzu sour is CHAMPEEN
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some voices evoke images. Traits. For example, when I hear Maurice LaMarche, I know he fuuuuuuucks. When I hear John DiMaggio, I think of an Australian Shepherd standing on its hind legs and drinking coffee. Maria Bamford is light refracting from raindrops/magnifying into a laser
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Disney+ released a list of essential projects to watch before AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY: Police Academy Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Police Academy 3: Back in Training Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Before he was Scrooge-sama he was... EBENEZER-KUN Is this anything
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
my answer to this was "individually packaged corn dog"
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
come on rule of threes. come onnnnn rule of threes. daddy needs a new dead guy
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Krystal Kavita Jagoo, MSW (She/Her/Hers) 🇹🇹👊🏽✍️🏾♊️♊️♏️ @equitableforall.com · 17/06/2026
Support Carey here, if able: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...
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Donate to Help us keep living while I sew, organized by Carey Means
We started this business with money that Carey got from conventions and used a sewing mach… Carey Means needs your support for Help us keep living while I sew
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
and of course www.letsputourfacesonladies.com works. i love that shit
letsputourfacesonladies.com
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Michael PornographicalSir @rearfactory.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I was sorely tempted to do some minor vandalism @bransonreese.bsky.social
A street sign in front of a leafy green background.  At the top a dark green sign with white text reads "Swan Bay Rd", below it is a yellow sign with black arrows pointing left and right, and at the bottom is a brown sign with a boat on a trailer going down a ramp into some implied water, and an arrow pointing left depicted in white
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
well there it is. a rainbow in the dark.
Photo of a cloudy, darkening sky.  In the right third a rainbow can be seen.  In the distant background a range of white-capped mountains (the cascades) can be seen.  Bottom of the picture shows the railing and parking area of a ferry dock. There are a silver car, a red car, and a black car on the deck.  A lamppost exists
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Have y'all ever been to La Push WA It's close by Forks so if ur a big fan of draculas u could make a day of it (also the Hall of Mosses is incredible and nearby but I haven't been there recently so no pictures)
Photo of the Pacific ocean, the blue sky and cottony white clouds are reflected in the water, and there are tall rocky islands, some with evergreen trees on top of them, the shore is also visible with leafy green vegetation covering itPhoto of the Pacific ocean, the blue sky and cottony white clouds are reflected in the water, and there are tall rocky islands, some with evergreen trees on top of them, the shore is also visible with leafy green vegetation covering itPhoto of the Pacific ocean, the blue sky and cottony white clouds are reflected in the water, and there are tall rocky islands, the shore is also visible with leafy green vegetation and grey driftwood logsPhoto of the Pacific ocean, the blue sky and cottony white clouds are reflected in the water, and there are tall rocky islands, some with evergreen trees on top of them, the shore is also visible with leafy green vegetation covering it
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
BRENDON SMALL HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG HE WAS RIDIN' HIS BIKE THEY TRIED TO TAKE HIS LIFE
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regular tadpole 🍄 @spacefrog.dev · 26/04/2026
only repost me if you’re gonna do a cool fun federal crime. misdemeanors DNI
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
hell yea "only 11% got a perfect solve" way 2 go brain u still kind of work!!!! I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 25th 2026 (Hard), in less than 13 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
@ryannorth.ca I was strongly reminded of your Hole Escapade by this situation
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Yes, it's Kuma-Chan from Furaffinity @kumachan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
o shit @sandwichfrank.bsky.social
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 25/03/2026
art by dogecore 

xerox style poster of a horse charging 

text that reads “3 coffees no lunch
charging salght into the nearest
ai data center
hands shaking vision blurred
not here to think just here to act
i will destroy ai i wil kill computer”
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 20th 2026 (Hard), in 04:16 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com also *at the time* this was in the "25% fastest" and only 38% had a perfect solve so I'm a bit giddy
cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"eat a knuckle sandwich on PUNCHernickel bread" i just came up with this joke and it didnt show up on google so its officially mine and i came up with it. do not steal. TM TM TM TM.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dune part 3 poster but it says they pay me in woims
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 27/04/2024
Trans women are Zorak and trans men are Brak. I will not be taking questions at this time
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Travelling Will @airelbonia.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
So Afroman has a new single out about his legal battles with the Adams county Ohio police. It seems like at least partially worth a @gregdoucette.bsky.social "cops are great" comment. youtu.be/HM8Ee6pcXvQ?...
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BATTERAM HYMN OF THE POLICE WHISTLE BLOWER
YouTube video by ogafroman
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
i am not joking when i saw that this is the heart of what woke 2 is all about
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
this one's for me mum
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Happy Ides everyone
Todd, a small black anthropomorphic squirrel, stabs Pat, a larger anthropomorphic cat, in the ankle.  A speech bubble coming from Todd reads "Shank 'em if ya got 'em, fellas!" and one from Pat reads "AAAAIIIAUGH". Black and white line art, from webcomic Achewood
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Abel Orion ☘️ | Femboy VTuber @abelorion.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
PSA for all twitch lurkers: You can stop these scummy ads from happening by disabling the page visibility API. Here's the extension i use for it :3 Chrome-Based browsers: chromewebstore.google.com/detail/disab... Firefox: addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefo... #twitch
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Satanic Manic @killhamster.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
what if michael dorn and laura dern got married and hyphenated their names together dorn-dern
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
@infinitescream.bsky.social AAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAÁAAAAÄAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
@serf.bsky.social !!!
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
heyyyy amtrak. how about you make your website so it isn't basically nonfunctional on Firefox browser, hey? like i get if you can't test on every platform, there's a lot of em, but firefox use is PRETTY WIDESPREAD so get ur shit together ok
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
markwayne muffin
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The Stallion, by Ween
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I'm fast at the easy ones, at least I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 2nd 2026 (Easy), in 02:56 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
if pombon doesn't sound exactly like Gabe the Dog i'm not buying the new pokemon game >:[
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Diane, 11:30 AM. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
set fire to the data centers, launch Sam Altman into the sun
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
HELP this keeps getting funnier
Dingus indicted on 4 counts in
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
i read that stupid blog about the left "missing out" on AI and got big mad aftermath.site/anthropic-cl...
aftermath.site
The Left Doesn't Hate Technology, We Hate Being Exploited
Techno-cynics are all just wounded techno-optimists.
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molly ✨ @brat.fm · 15/02/2026
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Post a banger that isn't in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldaa...
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Paranoia Agent OST 01 - Yume no Shima Shinen Kouen (Opening)
YouTube video by Uzz EastWood
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
so are we supposed to make friends with the people close to us on that bsky map thing or are we supposed to fight each other, how does this work
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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
make some peanut butter candies with healthy mushroom extract in them, call them reishi's pieces
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Ellie Leonard @redpencilscript.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
A joint piece by @zevshalev.bsky.social and I, and something not be reported on by the media. A child's journal that records abuse at the hands of a long unredacted list of well-known men. #EpsteinFiles ellieleonard.substack.com/p/decoding-a...
ellieleonard.substack.com
Decoding an Unknown Survivor's Journal
Trigger Warning: discussion of sexual abuse of a minor and child loss
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 03/02/2026
I love all genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Because I have no gender. Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety. Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love? Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
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