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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

i found him for sale at the grocery outlet the other day

grocery outlet beef jerky display with a sign that says "Trapper's Choice OLD FASH BEEF JERKY $5.99 ELSEWHERE: $8.99"

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I think it's /Nedity/ actually, which is understandable Stupid sexy Flanders

Still frame from The Simpsons. Ned Flanders, a yellow-skinned caroon man with a bushy mustache and short haircut (both brown) wearing a green sweater over a pink polo shirt, also wearing glasses, makes a gleeful expression because he has seen some purple drapes

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

i always did like the smoothness of pacific madrone after it sheds its bark, idk

picture of a tree trunk, paper-thin and peeling red bark over a smooth green skin in front of a blurry background of an evergreen forest

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

well there it is. a rainbow in the dark.

Photo of a cloudy, darkening sky. In the right third a rainbow can be seen. In the distant background a range of white-capped mountains (the cascades) can be seen. Bottom of the picture shows the railing and parking area of a ferry dock. There are a silver car, a red car, and a black car on the deck. A lamppost exists

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Have y'all ever been to La Push WA It's close by Forks so if ur a big fan of draculas u could make a day of it (also the Hall of Mosses is incredible and nearby but I haven't been there recently so no pictures)

Photo of the Pacific ocean, the blue sky and cottony white clouds are reflected in the water, and there are tall rocky islands, some with evergreen trees on top of them, the shore is also visible with leafy green vegetation covering it

Photo of the Pacific ocean, the blue sky and cottony white clouds are reflected in the water, and there are tall rocky islands, the shore is also visible with leafy green vegetation and grey driftwood logs

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

trying to figure out what this could possibly mean and came across this:

black text on white background that reads "How does cum-cum work?"

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Holy shit his middle initial is P Crispy Cocks

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

this was slightly more effort but i think it was worth it

same image as the OP, but the text reads "THE MUPPET SHOW" and inside the O a very small Gonzo, a blue and purple puppet with googly eyes and a curved proboscis-y nose wearing a purple-and-white tuxedo, blows a trumpet at the viewer. also the interior of the O is lavender and magenta

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Diane, 11:30 AM. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

stop trying to make "fetch" happen, donny

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Panican

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From panic +‎ -an (possibly influenced by American or Republican). Coined in 2025 by U.S. president Donald Trump, in reference to people panicking about the stock market's response to his trade tariffs. Popularised by Donald Trump's supporters.
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panican (plural panicans)

(neologism, US politics, derogatory) One who becomes easily panicked.

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Google why the fuck are you like this. Show the results that have all of the search terms in them first, you fucking garbage. who on gods grey earth searches for three terms but actually only wants two of them. "No you're right, Google, the truck part wasn't really necessary, just show me whatev"

Google search results for a search for "mitch hedberg truck" (without quotes). The first result is from a Facebook page called "All Things Comedy" that has part of an improperly phrased Mitch Hedberg joke, "Last week I helped my friends stay put. It's a lot easier to helping someone move." Below the search result it says "missing: truck", a bar, then "show results with: truck", implying the search result does *not* contain the word "truck" in it anywhere

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

initially misremembered moribund as meaning "really sad" and I was like "sounds about right" but one google later and, well, I guess it still sounds about right but that does *not* bode well

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I regret to inform you all that I have gotten Festive

a balding man in a red Tshirt stands in a bathroom; he has two clumps of fairly long beard on the sides of his face. The clumps have been dyed green (left, looks rather brown though) and red (right, same color as the shirt). The expression on his face says "I have made a mistake and I hate this"

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

mozilla's new CEO: "is that good"

shot of bluesky's "trending" tab, says "NBA Cup", "Rick Scott", "Knicks", "Mozilla Firefox", "Waterfox", "ACC Scheduling", white text on very dark blue-grey

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

ok so i misremembered what the thread was about to a degree, it was specifically about trans-related stuff, and it's on a friend's FB wall + not public so i can't directly link it, but i asked and she said it was ok to share ( src @ogtolkienista.bsky.social )