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fun fact: "hold me closer tiny dancer" and "teenage mutant ninja turtles" are the same number of syllables which one are you singing to the other's tune now that i've brought it up

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

oh baby I hear the blues a-callin', tossed saltrice and kwama eggs

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cut he pube, a business that exclusively does "manscaping"

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I mean does digging a hole and then throwing him in that hole + burying him alive count, because I could probably get my hands on a shovel

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i'd say almost definitely kimmy robertson

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

theres a secret hack that will initiate this mode on most phones, all you have to do is wait for the battery to go to 0% and it will activate automatically

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

like, especially if they were making the noises

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i thought "unbelievably foolish, short-sighted, self-sabotaging nonsense" was the official slogan of the democratic party tho

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

scrolling past this it read "tuna and fear pizza" and i'm not sure my eyes were actually mistaken

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

there are ways you can progress the game without fighting bosses at all, or at least up until silver-level equipment (blacksteel requires beating Moder though)

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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

do you really need to know more? the screenie pretty much sells the whole thing friendslopsesh before sleeb why are you doing this #gardengreens your yuzu sour is CHAMPEEN

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Some voices evoke images. Traits. For example, when I hear Maurice LaMarche, I know he fuuuuuuucks. When I hear John DiMaggio, I think of an Australian Shepherd standing on its hind legs and drinking coffee. Maria Bamford is light refracting from raindrops/magnifying into a laser

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"we have the Moonies at home"-ass religion

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

oh no we can't win the eugenicist vote what ever shall we do *jerking off motion*

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO is a big fat smelly liar

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

dude looks like he's about to get Force Choked long distance for saying some impudent shit to Vader also has a British accent for some reason

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

hey how about this The Economist i don't give a fuck what you think is "respectable" so lick a great big dog turd

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

they almost react to it as though they werent expecting it to explode, maybe someone is setting them up!

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"drink"/"seek" does not scan real well. should have come up with a way to have the second line end with "think". 7/10

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

do you suppose the two ever met on set

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"she was also working for Roger Stone when she died" hmmm HMM

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

apart from the brain, the brain's clearly quite compromised

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

played by Ron Taylor AKA Bleeding Gums Murphy from the Simpsons!

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

i found him for sale at the grocery outlet the other day

grocery outlet beef jerky display with a sign that says "Trapper's Choice OLD FASH BEEF JERKY $5.99 ELSEWHERE: $8.99"

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

i bet they'd card the crypt keeper too

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I mean if we're doing "Keanu=Theodore Logan" there was a Johnny Mnemonic pinball game, too

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

is the Blue Meanie necessarily the wrestler, because there's a home pinball game themed after the Beatles' Yellow Submarine movie that features the Blue Meanie character from that movie (i think that is who the wrestler is based on anyways?)

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i wonder if judges can be exsanguinated hell, a lot of the people involved ought to be

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bobby_hill_real @trashmuppet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

are they also vibe coding the windows 10 updates tho

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