Reposted by Antaresian ThoughtsSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 10/09/2026I'm going to shoot Tilly Norwood with the needler from Halo 0443
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ancient Egypt's biggest problem was saying their god-king was a series of inbred dorks who fucking died 001
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ahh, this is the auspicious place where the destiny of civilization was determined all those years back It's known as "King's Asshole" 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Antaresian vehicles run on hotdog(s) 023
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I bet it feels so good when the caterpillar turns into goo in the caccoon 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026An Antaresian Prostate Exam sounds like a sex move or execution method but it's actually a culinary delicacy around here 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Discovering a new species of rodent but he's a bad hang 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Gotta get my stinky goop levels up. Not enough goop and not stinky enough as of late. This is embarrassing 001
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Boiling a large pot and throwing greasy slugs into it. No, no; they like it 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Made a new color called "sterility" and it's oddly sickening 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Getting blasted on a non-Newtonian fluid 011
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026How to Cause General Discomfort in Public, by Stephen T Pisswater 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Covering you in wax against your will 011
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’m under the floorboards being a horrible little critter 001
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Inventing a new supervillain: A Dude Who’s Just The Worst 010
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I have discovered a new universal truth, but admittedly it blows and no one really cares about it 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026An alternate dimension where Werner Herzog is like eight feet tall for some reason 010
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Luring you into The Woods That Steal Your Genitals 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Whittling myself down into a tiny yet equally loathsome critter that still sucks 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Haw-haw, I know what you’re planning to do. Gonna steal all my sludge, huh? Jokes on you, it’s Angry Sludge! You’re gonna get hurt! 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Go ahead and slam your head into a beehive; see if I care! 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I just got word from the screaming pain factory. They laid off 20% of their staff. The current economy is hitting everyone hard it seems 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026At the behest of many, [explodes into meaty giblets] 001
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Genetically engineering a worm with arms. No legs, just arms 001
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Naming my new cinematic venture “Teratoma Films” 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Rectillinear heartbreak in a non-euclidean, one-horse town 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Living in squalor to own the libs 001
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If you put a bowtie on a horse it will do accounting better 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026She had a case of what’s known as “flagrant ass” here 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Dogs are actually fluent in Navajo. Unfortunately they don’t have the vocal cords to speak it 001
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Tried to enter The Gristle Dimension but ended up in the Grease Realm. How embarrassing! 001
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026What doesn’t kill you kills me instead. You see the problem here, right? 001
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Birds have the ability to dream but they always dream as if they are frogs. No, it doesn’t make sense and we don’t know why 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I’ll be honest with you, I haven't been feeding the bones recently. I know, I know; my bad 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026A bountiful harvest of festering, disappointing meat 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I have invented a way to tell time by setting fire to important tax documents 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026“Hark!” I exclaim, heard only by the awful beings that lurk in odious spaces on the edge of pleasant company, “I could use a cold one right now” 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026If by “parents” you mean genetic reverberations carried deep within by nucleic acids, then yes I am a Momma’s Entity 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026BRB gotta go back to The Gristle Dimension 011
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Would you believe it if I said I’m constantly phasing into The Gristle Dimension? 001
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Weaponize your local bog dwellers 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I saw a dog wearing two hats, one on its head and one on its butt. Fashion is constantly evolving 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Only those who have had a roommate that’s a gestalt of several horrible insects joined together by oddly chitinous ooze know what it’s like on laundry day 000
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The cucumber envies the life of its cousin the watermelon. “Oh you pass as a melon, how wonderful for you” the future pickle scoffs 001
Reposted by Antaresian ThoughtsCPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Thank you for your attention to this matter!! 14571231328
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Made a trip to the local screaming pain factory earlier today. Oddly pleasant, though my voice is hoarse (and flesh is sore) 001
Antaresian Thoughts @antaresianthoughts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026When I was a young grub I always wanted to be a dumb dweeb. I set my goals low and still I fill I have failed 000
