Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 21hThis has me trying to figure out what their actual cardinal sin would be and my god there’s my night gone 100
Reposted by Tragic JohnsonCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites 26769171087
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When there’s someone that you … know? Know? 000
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Art is, of course, subjective - but these are objectively the worst lyrics ever written: When there's someone that you know Just let your feelings show And make it all for one and all for love 100
Reposted by Tragic JohnsonJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 29/09/2026How can we get Nathan Fielder into a rental home with Man City execs for the next 34 days 221422
Reposted by Tragic JohnsonJon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Max Scherzer’s kids run from the dugout to the mound to take him out of the game then run back screaming and crying after he tells them he’s not fucking going anywhere, get the fuck off my mound 218842
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Luckily they’ve learned their lesson from the RGIII experience 000
Reposted by Tragic JohnsonMichael Emonds @michaelje67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Send this to every Man City fan you know. #115 411433
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Every year the Eagles sorta get away with it for a few weeks and every second year they figure it out eventually 010
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Somebody let me know if a truck full of rice shows up 010
Reposted by Tragic JohnsonA.A. Dowd @aadowd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's very silly to complain about someone else's entirely subjective best-of list, with the exception of when I complain that there are definitely not 96 shows this century better than CONMUNITY. 4323
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Watching bad things happen to the New York Giants feels something like it must have to be a normie when the gods were striking down Sisyphus or Tantalus or whoeverp 000
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026He’s not Pierre Poilievre, and thank god for that, but he is Brian Mulroney 110
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I kinda hate this guy on pretty much all but one issue 240
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If Chelsea can avoid conceding for the rest of the season they’ll match the record set by Mourinho’s 2004-2005 squad for fewest goals in a single season (15) 002
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Reacher and the Buffalo Bills have pretty much the same premise at this point 100
Reposted by Tragic JohnsonCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the wet bandits trying to rob a house 153094449
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you lived in Canada in the 90s every broadcast mention of Detriot Lions corner Rock Ya-Sin sure sounds like “Roch Voisine” 031
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Napoleon ranking suggests the system need to be reweighted to account for making any of the classic blunders, like marching on Moscow 000
Reposted by Tragic JohnsonThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t… 153859406
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Renting a cottage and these strange birds have been Weezering outside the window since we arrived 010
Reposted by Tragic JohnsonPopcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"Everybody knows Ebenezer Scrooge was in the wrong. But what this movie presupposes is: what if he wasn't?" 1519840
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I would have liked for Liverpool to have kept Mo Salah and sold Cody Gakpo for £80 million 020
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I am not Cody Gakpo’s biggest fan, but Liverpool’s commitment to having exactly 11 players remains baffling 110
Reposted by Tragic JohnsonArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505 203669513
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“Jim Beglin” is what JK Rowling would call a hobo wizard that carries his things over his shoulder in a handkerchief tied to his wand 010
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You’re not wrong, but that’s true in every sport now and the best teams work hard to continue finding new and different efficiencies. Buying the most expensive toy available while ignoring your depth problems elsewhere can’t be that 010
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is how my 10-year-old builds squads on FIFA 020
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026What is the point of having the spreadsheet dorks if you’re just going to buy the most expensive player on the market at the end of each summer? 240
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I think it would be reasonable to ask for hotels, for the price we pay for them these days, to have chargers on both sides of the bed 000
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The only two things I know about this year’s Hull City side are that today they beat United and yesterday this was their season preview 032
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I might choose Chelsea if push came to shove, but it would take me a long time to decide 110
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Intern with the same last name as the CFO-ass summer 000
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Liverpool have set up their new manager to fail for no reason but inertia A mom asked you to take out chicken and oh shit it’s 5 pm and you forgot but maybe you can defrost it in the microwave?-ass summer 133
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I haven’t checked Wikipedia but I think it’s safe to say this is the worst day in the city’s history 010
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026When was the last time Coventry was barraged like this? 110
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Bluesky hitting a havin the juice low point today 000
Reposted by Tragic JohnsonThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026Golfer Resigns From Club After Faking Hole-In-One theonion.com/golfer-resigns-from-cl… 352235
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I love this strategy where we sell all our depth players for a song while buying only the most expensive player available in each window at the 11th hour without regard to fit or need Well done lads, good process 120
Reposted by Tragic JohnsonBloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Happy Wet Hot American Texas Chain Saw Massacre Summer Day to all who celebrate! 2308
Reposted by Tragic Johnsonfighting naturalist @stelliferant.bsky.social · 17/08/2026in case you're wondering how they'll weaponize your desire to not be annexed 011
Reposted by Tragic JohnsonThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield 253092433
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Just watched the episode of New Girl where Alan Ritchson plays a douchey street artist with a micropenis and it’s hard to transition directly to Reacher 000
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Patrick Swayze rap is a perfectly crafted joke. The peak of the art form 110
