Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 12hFirst time I’ve read one of his articles in months and sure enough, there it is 171 7
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Renting a cottage and these strange birds have been Weezering outside the window since we arrived 010 1
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The only two things I know about this year’s Hull City side are that today they beat United and yesterday this was their season preview 032 3
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Raggedy ass dreams for a club of Newcastle’s size and current wealth 020 2
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026There’s only one Nickel City and it’s Sudbury, Ontario, home of the Blueberry Bulldogs 040 4
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026What James Pearce lacks in writing ability and journalistic integrity, he more than makes up for in his consistently naïve use of the term “beat off” 2102 10
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026If Christopher Nolan made Little Women it would 100% end with someone saying this in a voiceover 011 1
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026People criticize Christopher Nolan too much for things that are actually good and not enough for the “EUREKA!” scene in Interstellar 010 1
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026My kids were having eco-anxiety last night because of post-apocalyptic Toronto and there’s just nothing reassuring to say. “Why doesn’t anyone care enough to stop this?” “Well, uh, you’re right, I’m sorry.” 053 5
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Belgium looking forward to that Harlem Globetrotters-style refereeing tomorrow 000 0
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Literally impossible not to do the Remy Nadeau bit from Shoresy every time Maxime Crépeau touches the ball 030 3
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026And there it is: the faintest praise to ever damn a movie 010 1
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Gotta side tuck this thing out of respect 020 2
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I love people who post every stupid thing from their personal life on social media and then get mad that other people try to interact with them 121 2
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The Steam Machine is interesting but over $2000 for a game console with one controller is crazy 120 2
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Using my big brain to do some journalism in the New York Times 120 2
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Shocked at the internet’s complicit silence regarding Mauricio Pochettino’s stealing Russel Crowe’s entire identity 130 3
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026This team is going 20-0 with even competent QB play, rather than 2020 Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady hanging around its neck like an albatross 000 0
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Alex Caruso taking all the big shots for OKC 000 0
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Okay I’ve finally figured out who Anthony Gordon reminds me of 151 5
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026A 200,000 post debate on whether it is morally permissible to order takeout is a sure sign that you’re in the Bad Place 000 0
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Doing the Vince McMahon reaction meme as I read through these paragraphs 000 0
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026This sucks but how funny would it be if Liverpool brought in Gareth Barry instead? 120 2
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I genuinely cannot imagine giving a single hoot about who Liverpool buy and plug into their broken system They can pump this stuff out all summer but I ain’t clicking 220 2
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Nolan’s Odyssey suffers from the same problem as many other attempts to film classics, which is that there is already a definitive version 021 2
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Those influencer videos where they pay $800 for a regular hamburgers covered in gold leaf, but it’s Liverpool paying £125 million for a gold plated David Ngog 120 2
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 19/04/2026God striking every team I care about at once 020 2
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Feeling a bit like the morning of November 4, 2014, to be honest 000 0
Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026When you score all your goals on set pieces 101 1
