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Tracey No™️

@traceyno.bsky.social
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“I’m sorry I accused you of murder, American TV legend Henry Winkler.” - BoJack Horseman Cheese slut. Much cat. Subversive hussy Mad as a box of rocks #bipolar She/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
side side note: i thought her arms were her legs and her boobs were her butt
spider-woman gliding through the air with arms
outstretched, facing camera so only upper body and head are visible.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the death penalty is inhumane and cruel for everyone involved, including victims families
extract from bbc news reads “Steven Hale, a journalist for the Nashville Banner, said the case raised many questions, including "what must this be like for the victim's family, who for 30 years has been told we are gonna give you justice and justice is us executing Christa Pike".”
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
update:
lucy the calico cat again but now she is lying
on her side, her face half hidden by a pink feeding dish, her one visible eye just open a little.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the toe enthusiast has logged on
lucy the calico cat sitting on a sofa that’s strewn with pillows and blankets. my orange socked foot is in shot and she has a front paw on it. she’s looking to camera with a slightly guilty expression.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tutor: create a study planner to be evaluated later me:
linda belcher typing sad face sad face turd send.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
doing SWOT analysis halp
ad for a fly swatter features a women brandishing a long swatter in a slightly crouched position with an unfeasibly large bug flying above her head.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
babe wake up it’s time for your morning disdain
lucy the calico cat lounging on the sofa with a casual paw reaching out in front of her. she looks disappointed with everything. i
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gnocchi? gno problem
gnocchi with green veg, pancetta and cheese piled on a white dish.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
get fucked
spelling bee game. central letter is H. outside letters are b, o, x, s, e and t. the game has rejected my word which is hotboobsex.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Glengettie Glen Ross (always tea cosying)
me holding a box of 80 glengettie teabags. it has a nice pic of the welsh valleys on it.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a crisp brown grilled sandwich with cheese oozing out of the middle onto a white and blue plate.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the same pic of xander splayed
out on his back but with a guitar.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
phloughmans
menu reads “phloughmans lunch, with Ham Mature Cheese, bread roll & pickle (contains gluten, pork, dairy cheese & sulphites)”a grey and white husky dog with its face pressed to a metal fence, its top lip pressed on the bars so it’s pushed up to show tiny little upper teeth and pink gums. text reads “fiberian hufky “.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just scrolling looking for relevant research papers and FANNY BULLOCK WORKMAN
research output title on birmingham uni website reads “Empires Awheel: Fanny
Bullock Workman, American Transimperial Travel, and Temporal Fantasies of European Empire”
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
bought her a drinking fountain. she’s still at the “how could you” stage of accepting it into her life
lucy the calico cat staring into the middle distance as she lies on her side on a grey blanket.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
brie from community saying “Oh, you don" count, Simon. You don't respond to anything appropriately.”
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i’ll be going home each night to hang out with cheese (see above) but look how cute my college room is
single bed with white covers in a small bedroom with sloped ceiling and a couple of fancy old windows. the cadbury family used to live here but i haven’t found any chocolate yet.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
she is cheese
lucy the calico cat lounging on my bed
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
📢 i’m eating fish 📢
potatoes, green beans and salmon on a white dish, with creamy lemon sauce and sprinkled with chives and parsley.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i haven’t seen Predator
Freedom of Speech (painting)
1943 painting by Norman Rockwell. a man is standing up in a public meeting to be the voice of dissent.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😭
screengrab from maps of the clubhouse at aquia harbour, it’s listed as permanently closed.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lucy is feeling under the weather but in happier news it led to one of my greatest puns
whatsapp conversation. me: i hand fed her tiny bits of ham to placate.
thrm: Are you sure she's not faking for ham?
me:
munchhamson syndrome
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
warning, i will art your cats
framed painting effect from a photo of
ninja the orange and white cat wearing a dark bow tie.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
happy spooky season
a small white ghost figurine. it is flipping you off.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
he has 2
my nephew or niece’s buzz lightyear toy, manipulated to be flipping you the double bird.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
clippy the microsoft paperclip, wearing a chef hat and saying “it looks like you’re making too much pasta”.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Y E S
excerpt from article reads “And when a sex doll with "bruises" and rain-matted hair is tucked into a suitcase and left on a roadside, should we be concerned?”
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
we’re just going to hold hands and look out of the window, like normal friends do
lucy the calico cat curled up on blankets and staring out of a window. my foot is in shot and she has a paw resting on it.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
please don’t put it in the paper that he is mad
screengrab from bbc news reads “Sport headlines.
£300m spent, bottom of the table... but Spurs boss De Zerbi
'not angry'”
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
computer, enhance
the same pic of corncob in a fetching hat with a blurry face. i’ve added a crude big grin and hint of a nose.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
it’s mad how resilient grass is, this was all dead, dry and brown mere hours ago
view of house lined street with lots of green grass flourishing.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
oh hai, is it caturday already
lucy the calico cat looking
coy-casual with her head to one side as she lounges on the
bed, a front paw out in front to brace for cuteness.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
max headroom, smiling in shades.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
lucy might be an indoor cat but she doesn’t let that get in the way of how annoyed she is by rain
lucy the calico cat snuggled on blankets and looking down with a slightly sad and weary face.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
lucy has very polite paws today
lucy the calico cat. just her white front legs and a bit of chest are visible. she’s lying on her side on a beige gold blanket. her front paws are neatly crossed.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
save me, mr magoo, you are my only myope
cartoon of mr magoo the myopic older gentleman. he’s bald, uses a cane, and is wearing a green top and black trousers. he is lifting a brown hat above his head.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
short hurr (average length cat for scale)
me taking a mirror selfie. i have brownish gold hair cut to shoulder and waved and im wearing a grey tshirt. behind me is lucy the calico cat, you can just see her bottom half lounging on the floor by a blue sofa loaded with books.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
a pic that could be an album cover
close up of my hand (nails painted dark) holding a small yellow plastic duck which is facing the camera.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ninja the orange and white cat bopping leo in the face. i’ve added an explosion and “pow!” at the end of his paw.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the radiology report:
cartoon tending of a fish skeleton.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
entering my bad blood era
screengrab of hospital app with my blood work. FBV, ferritin and U&E’s are all marked “abnormal” (i’m fine tho).
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the strongest el niño in living memory so far
homer simpson crouching to place a hand on bart’s shoulder, a finger raised as he says something “reassuring”.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i love stuff like this (both the scissors and the story) and BONUS it reminded me of this pic. a pal had to explain it to me bc i was… seeing something different
a Trompe-l'œil although maybe not a deliberate one. feminine legs visible to mid thigh and clad in cropped turn-up jeans are set against an orange background. the knees are bent so the feet are sole to sole, and clad in red backless clog type shoes. reader… i’ll be straight with you. i didn’t see any of that for some reason. i thought i was looking at an “art vulva”.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this is how i rank penises
screenshot from amazon reads “top reviewed by customers for:
- fold ability 
- appearance
- softness
- length
(in relation to cat tunnels).
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*film noir voice* she was soft and absorbent, like expensive toilet paper
lucy the calico cat looking over a shoulder at me as she lounges on the bed. she looks very fluffy and her fur is thicc.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
curve
curved wardrobe door
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
escalation
partial thread on bsky. i start with “i'm on such an early train tomorrow i feel like i should already be in bed”, the middle of the thread is hidden from view, but michael finishes it with “Dripping tiny droplets of lube, wafts of slight latex as you go”.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
tfw you think you’re enjoying a private moment with your meat stick but mother has the camera out
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
lucy, you’re embarrassing me
lucy the calico cat lying very still on her side with her front paws braced against my ankle.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
how about now
my bsky post reads “*having apathetic sex with a whale* mopey dick”
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