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@toutovlepo.bsky.social
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Magister et Linguae et Ludi 🏺🎲. Tiro armorum artium ⚔️🔨. Co-Chair @centralindsa.bsky.social . Anti-stoicist. He/ille

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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hm if you did like a POV tiktok (like: POV: cats really like you) in Latin, would it be governed by indirect speech or would POV be some kind of subordinated clause like “ut dicitur”
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
As of this year, I have officially quadrupled Latin enrollment since I was hired
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
[Versiculi aegyptici antiqui latine versi] Mortuus domi recubans videbor Turba ut huc intret simulo universa Inter hos spectans ea cur requiram non medicum scit
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I cannot recommend this book highly enough. Excellently-curated, entertaining, and legible stories with genuinely helpful notes that aid reading fluency, without succumbing to over-grammarliness. I wish I had the flexibility to read this with my 4’s!
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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
So, um... this is bad. Really bad. I looked at the letters that were translated by the AI, and the very first one I found was almost entirely hallucination. Thread:
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
toutovlepo mentioned!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Is there an allergy medicine out there that doesn’t also make you evil and insane? Flonase was pretty ok last year but I still had trouble sleeping if I took it as much as directed
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Wow okay thanks yall. I thought id maybe get beer money for a week, but yall just couldn’t stop buying this lol. Thank you so much lmao
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Rev. Jeremiah Wright giving a sermon in 2003 where he said “No, no, no, not God bless America. God damn America!”
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
BREAKING — 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Happy Pokémon Day! Here’s 10,000 words of Latin keyed to the first 10 chapters of Lingua Latina per se Illustrata toutovlepo.itch.io
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Assigning a 30 question kahoot on a Friday
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Rereading The King Must Die, which I last read as part of my 9th grade summer reading. What a book, wowee
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kobayashi ḫamṭu @mattboot.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Latin verse of the day: cantabit vacuus coram latrone viator (Juvenal, Satire 10.22) "a traveler who is empty-handed can sing in the mugger's face."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Quasi fulmen Iovis Optimi Maximi ea cerevesia mea manu prehenditur
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 12/02/2026
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Dan Conway @magisterconway.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I made another blog post for the Pliny haters. This one's about his omissions of esse, which are neither very unusual nor very challenging for students, but people need something to complain about I guess magisterconway.blogspot.com/2026/02/comi...
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Coming to Grips with Ellipsis (A Pliny Appreciation Guide, Part 3)
Many people reading Pliny for the first time are struck with a question: “Why is Pliny the way that he is?” If you’re wondering why ...
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Docere adulescentes Linguam Latinam est gaudium sublimum
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
quamquam errores typographici abundant, tamen vobis mittam, quia maximus fautor huius festi sum
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
FELIX FESTUM ASINI OMNES!!! If you'd like to read about it with your students, sing a fun song, and learn a historical dance buy my unit packet here! toutovlepo.itch.io/feast-of-the...
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Feast of the Ass Module by toutovlepo
A Latin 3 unit package on a unique Medieval holiday
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Today we were talking about historical Latin pronunciations as we sang Orientis Partibus for the Feast of the Ass. I used the English “vivat Regina” as an example. So at the end of class, a girl goes, “man I love Latin. What other class has you talking about Ass and Reginas?”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
3 panel comic. Panel 1: waitress watching TV at a diner, a news story that says “FOUR DEAD. DEVELOPING STORY” the news anchor says “please be advised, the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the anchor says “here’s their photo.” It shows a picture of a guinea pig in a propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Seated at the bar is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, their face obscured slightly by shadow. They have on their plate an entire head of lettuce
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
“Magister, what sound does the Half Life 2 letter make?”
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
melius rudis e corde quam eloquens e culo
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
de quadam Heu suprā lapidēs vitrumque frāctum rēpam. Tē cecidī vidēns canentem, rīdentemque, genīs colōre plēnīs, atque, clāviculās sub aerōsō līnō, cui gemitō velut labōre dēvictus bovis in jugō recumbēns. Illīc, ōs aperit fremitque. Lingua languida expositā, perit supīnus.
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I knew I had a rough year but I didn’t realize it was a This-Year-Is-Your-Top-Song kind of rough year lmao
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Ludebam hodie cum discipulis ludo Versipellis, cum ut solet quidam a versipellibus erat occisus. Rogante igitur me quomodo interficeri deberet, alius respondit, “kirkificatus est” 😮‍💨😮‍💨😭😭😭🥀🥀🥀💀💀💀
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Shout out to past me for making desk work for all my Monday classes 😌
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Refusing to hear that I don’t make a habit of celebrating my birthday, my students ambushed me in my room to give me a cake and sing happy birthday to me in Latin. I later learned that they found my birth date by through my voter registration information
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Dūrat ab amne memoria fluēns vīvāx Michigantis Ad mare pervastum, nōmine Gitchi Gumī Aequor id effātur nōn umquam reddere captōs Cassiopēia cum fert hiemem orta polō
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Infinitesimally closer
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
We’re getting there
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Got a book deal, made friends, learned to speak a dead language, played DnD in said dead language, developed my political consciousness and found my local political home (now very much an IRL thing for me!) A lot of things in my life paid off this year that all started on social media
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Seumas MacDhòmhnaill @jeltzz.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
two weeks to go until the new term of #SeumasU I'm feeling excited and enthused about language teaching, which is a great thing! thepatrologist.com/shop/
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SeumasU : Online courses in Latin and Greek
Visit the post for more.
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Quī populō rapuit quoddam capitāle tribūtum Illō prō miserō lacrima nūlla mihi.
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Mortifer heus pistōlā pulsus humī jacet ipse! Quid tamen est nōbīs? Hic status ante fuit.
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
*Vel fiat ut sis in casula rudi Vel fiat ut sis in aliis solis Vel fiat ut sis cum rapidis rotis** Villāve pulchrāve sponsā "Quomodo," tunc roges, "adivi?" "Dies adedi," me premat haec aqua. Dies abivit, sic subeunt aquae Et aere defuncto volemus. Amnis ad inferna vita solum est
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a man in a suit is dancing in a row
ALT: a man in a suit is dancing in a row
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Alii [Galli] immani magnitudine simulacra habent, quorum contexta viminibus membra vivis hominibus complent; quibus succensis circumventi flamma exanimantur homines. Caesar, De Bello Gallico 6.16
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
A coworker got mad at me this morning because the children of her student from 30 years ago took my class instead of hers lmao
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
On one hand the subtext of Ishmael and Queequeg’s first nights together is about as subtle as a freight train. On the other hand Ishmael being entirely oblivious and simply going on like they’re just very good friends is so, so much funnier
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
When a bar serves you warm beer, you should be able to take the owner out back and whip him with a scourge
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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tamquam @toutovlepo.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
My hold came in just in time for a weekend at the forge 🐋
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
to state the obvious: everyone in the regime believes it is someone else's kids who are going to be stitching the shoes together in the factories. but i think the majority of their supporters also think the factories are for others' kids. there's only so many jobs where you go to yale law like JD
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
lutnick et al are bringing the shoemaking jobs back for all of our kids. there isn't any more world in their plan where you have a side hustle flipping houses and everyone is elon musk. the colleges are closing, there's no more yale to PE pipeline for us rubes. surely you must see that guys
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