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Stapler

@totallylegitwebsite.com
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Inanimate object, animal lover. High tech, low life. Too weirdo for the squares, too square for the weirdos.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 07/10/2026
Show everyone your face for the week!
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Harrison Ford in Blade Runner (1982) Noodle Bar
Alt: Harrison Ford as Rick Deckard in the hit film Blade Runner (1982) nods and smiles knowingly at a streetside noodle shop while chewing a massive bite he just took
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 26/09/2026
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Ultraman Tokusatsu
Alt: Ultraman Tokusatsu slaps his sexy chest and beckons you to join the fight
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 26/09/2026
The future is then!
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 13/09/2026
The combined football record for UT, A&M, and Baylor is 1–8 when Ted Cruz attends the game. This is on him as far as I’m concerned.
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜
Young Ruby Bridges, photo in black and white Ruby Bridges today, photo in full color
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 04/09/2026
I guess this explains why people don’t believe I’ve lived in Texas for 40+ years
MyDialect quiz result showing dialect most similar to California (51% match). Heat map of the US highlights the West Coast in warm red tones as most similar; the Gulf Coast, New England, and upper Midwest show in blue as least similar. Most similar cities: San Francisco and Los Angeles (51%), Phoenix (50%). Least similar: New Orleans, Portland ME, and Boston (all 47%).
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 02/09/2026
Suck it again, Messi
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 02/09/2026
This would never have happened if Tim Cook still ran Apple.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 21/08/2026
This is why I prefer Midway to O’hare.
A nice couple is minding their own business, playing a round of cribbage at an airport bar. The in background, a gentleman passes by wearing his AirPods Pro with the headband on his forehead like a sweatband.
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 07/08/2026
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Hex keys from multiple flat pack furniture assemblies
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 01/08/2026
Le Misérable Major Tom
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 30/07/2026
What if Trump was Andy Kaufman in an elaborate mask?
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you?
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 22/07/2026
You got it, buddy, the large print giveth and the small print taketh away
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 19/07/2026
Suck it, Messi
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 18/07/2026
Probably lesser known outside film schools, but it hit me in the eyeballs with a ton of rubber gloves the first time I saw it.
I film poster for the 1950 French romantic fantasy/tragedy film directed by Jean Cocteau and starring Jean Marais. It is a collage of black-and-white photographs of people and a car on an orange background. the words say: 
présente
JEAN MARAIS
FRANÇOIS PERIER
MARIA CASARES
MARIE DEA

DANS UN FILM
ÉCRIT ET REALISE
PAR
Jean Cocteau

ORPHÉE

HENRI CREMIEUX. GRECO .ROGER BLIN. EDOUARD DERMITHE
PRODUCTION DISTRIBUTION
ANDRÉ PAULVE
PIERRE BERTIN ET JACQUES VARENNES
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I like to say that I’m congenitally innumerate, but in any case I’m referring to the Nov 3 midterms in the previous post. 60 days, though, should see us well into the AI and mass media mindfucking we should all be bracing ourselves for.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
In 60 days or so, we’ll face an election we can’t successfully win without a landslide. Any low-percentage win and they’ll do what we know they already know exactly how to do, and more. We’ve all seen it happen. So we need that landslide victory. We all must vote.
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 10/07/2026
W the actual F. Goddammit Paxton.
A notification from Bluesky that, ignoring the pleasantries, says "You are accessing Bluesky from a region that legally
requires us to verify your age before allowing you to
access the app."
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🕸️Jennifer’s body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
LMAO #mst3k
A picture from the mst3k sub on Reddit from the movie the brain that wouldn't die but in Jan in the pans place they put Mitch O'Connell
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 07/07/2026
He’s going to start a war with Belgium, isn’t he?
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Jonathan Banks reprises him Mike Ehrmantraut character from Breaking Bad for a message for America’s 250th "There is right vs. left. And there is right vs. wrong"
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Simpsons meme with Hans Moleman on a pay phone saying “I need the biggest metaphor you have.” Followed by “No, that’s too big.”
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 04/07/2026
Happy birthday America, to those that celebrate
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Elon Musk is a South African who came to the US under a fraudulently secured student visa to study at Stanford (he never enrolled). Through further fraud, he secured a green card and then was naturalized as a US citizen. His US citizenship can be revoked. He also holds a Canadian passport.
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 27/06/2026
You've Velveted your last Underground!
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 27/06/2026
You've Weekended your last Vampire!
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 27/06/2026
You've Goated your last Mountain!
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 27/06/2026
You've Fired your last Arcade!
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 27/06/2026
You've Split your last Enz!
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 27/06/2026
You've Popped your last Iggy!
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 27/06/2026
You've Slimmed your last Fatboy!
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 25/06/2026
Star Trek villains. Wrong answers only.
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Flight Of The Conchords: Robot Walk
Alt: Bret and Jemaine, from the hit tV show Flight Of The Conchords perform Robot Walk in silver costumes that look like their mom made them back in the 70s.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
at some point it’s just adopting prime ministers and feeding them to the cat
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 21/06/2026
Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons gif
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Krusty the Clown: What The Hell Was That?!
Alt: Krusty the Clown, from the hit TV show The Simpsons, takes a break from his cigarette and says "What The Hell Was That?!"
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026
I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 13/06/2026
Imagine my disappointment on learning they did not actually create a miniature Bevo
A news site headline reads: "Tiny Longhorn made from DNA at UT". A an image of the UT logo appears to the left of the text.
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 09/06/2026
But what if tequila filled?
A soccer/foot ball shaped bottle featuring the colors of the Mexican flag on the panelsThe bottom view of a soccer/foot ball shaped tequila bottle, exposing the pour hole
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I specifically requested no more metaphors
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 03/06/2026
At the Belle & Sebastian show in Austin
Leafy green trees line the brown sidewalk of a gray city street. Rain is falling, hardish.  Streetlights illuminate the view. In the foreground, a blue sign with white letters is attached to one of the poles.  The sign is blue with a digital display in the middle.  The sign says in white letters “City Hall Garage” and “Spaces Available”. The digital sign says in orange letters “OPEN”. Life is meaningless.
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 30/05/2026
So this kinda hit me right in the feels.
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AI Job Grief: The Unnamed Psychological Crisis Hitting Tech Workers
Across hundreds of Reddit threads and a small body of clinical literature, AI-driven displacement is producing an emotional category that most closely resembles grief, and the institutions causing it ...
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The upside down universe is where the President’s business is shielded from taxes and all law BECAUSE IT IS THE PRESIDENT’S BUSINESS instead of “the President isn’t allowed to have a fucking business at all.”
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 18/05/2026
In an unusual response to paternity reveal, Luke screams "NOOOOO!!" at Darth Vader
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
In the beginning the YELLOWSTONES were spaced apart 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. 
In 4 days we could be seeing SPINOFFS every 8 hours until they are coming every 4 minutes.
 We should witness a SHERIDAN DOUBLE EVENT within seven days.
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 11/05/2026
Let me sing you the song of my people
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
ok i chuckled www.epicfurious.com
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