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Nova Scotia via #HamOnt The 11th Big Mac is Beavis John Tavares and George Springer lover ❤️ the Leafs, DESPISE the NHL My profile on Letterboxd boxd.it/3SLyl Free 🇵🇸 ACAB #abolishthepolice Trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ Bluesky user #92,278

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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 5h
#Halloween 2026
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 5h
The one goddamn time…
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 6h
It shouldn’t amaze me when people think not supporting the death penalty means you support murder lol or you’ve “forgotten about the real victim!” or whatever nonsense people pull out, because we know critical thinking is at an all time low, but it still does to an extent, bcs how are you NOT able
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 6h
Abolish the death penalty.
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 6h
Bart’s pain is funny but mine isn’t
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 6h
Last night: “Barely slept last night, I’ll definitely get to sleep early tonight” *stayed up late following hockey, barely slept* Tonight: “OK I am REALLY, REALLY tired. I will DEFINITELY sleep early tonight” *it is 11:39 and I am reading hockey reddit*
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Omar @tictactomar.bsky.social · 7h
First Leafs win of the season victory goalie hugs return
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 7h
I read a couple hundred death penalty cases for a case once and I think you’d all be shocked at how often this happens. The death penalty is one of the cruelest things in our system, an obvious violation of the 8th amendment cruel and unusual punishment clause, but we just love to kill.
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 7h
See, like…if I didn’t go to sports Reddit I wouldn’t see stuff like this
Joe Biden wearing a Flyers hat & saying “It was like fifteen 9/11s”
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 7h
I’ve said it before but I always wonder if new players/coaches come here and realize all those comments about the Leafs being reffed differently are actually true. Like, do you think they’re all “Now I see it” lol
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 7h
They’re really trying to make this a thing, eh?
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Larry David: Nobody Gives a F*ck
Alt: Larry David: Nobody Gives a F*ck
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 9h
I totally forgot Cowboy won the Calder already this year
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 9h
Would anyone object to me calling him Cuttin Scissors or
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 9h
The death penalty is barbaric.
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 11h
TRAITORS CANADA SPOILERS . . . . . I KNEW they’d get Kaitlin. Any great job getting a Traitor first try, but also THIS GROUP KEEPS NAMING ALL THE ACTUAL TRAITORS ARE WE ACTUALLY GONNA HAVE A SEASON 😭😭😭
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 12h
September 30th October 1st
Linnea Quigley in Night of the Demons shoplifting Angela in. Night of the Demons shoplifting Demon Linnea Quigley in Night of the DemonsDemon Angela in Night of the Demons
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♡ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕝♡ @xxpearlxx.bsky.social · 16h
September 30th October 1st
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Vlad Ilyich Ghoulie-anov @stevefoam.bsky.social · 13h
September 30th October 1st
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 12h
september 30 vs october 1 🎃
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 12h
I thought r/hockey was full of bitches but goddamn, r/nba gives it a run for its money 😭 Oddly enough r/mlb is usually pretty good. HAS ITS MOMENTS but is the least combative of the three. But damn, you simply cannot leave a seemingly benign comment on r/nba without someone taking offence 😭
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 14h
Should have stopped buying Driscolls long ago but just in case:
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Traci @butterfly7rose.bsky.social · 17h
🚨My home's more than shelter, it's where I stay safe managing disability & chronic health needs. Losing it means losing medical stability I'm reaching out again because this fight isn't over yet. If you can share or give, it helps more than you know 💜 gofund.me/e2f782df4 Grateful for all of you xx
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Donate to Help Sparky's BF (Traci) Keep Home & Medical Care Now, organized by Miss Traci
I have been unable to work due to my failing health, and injuries sus… Miss Traci needs your support for Help Sparky's BF (Traci) Keep Home & Medical Care Now
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 16h
“Everyone needs a little help sometimes. Like I need my ear scratches & our pal Traci could use a little donation”
Kell rests his head on my lap, he’s. Golden brown short haired dog with big eyes and even bigger snoot. Darby the husky mix looks on out of focus in the background
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 16h
Why are we starting the season with a back to back? I’m assuming Stolarz will start & I’ve no confidence in him, and it’s vs the Islanders and we never beat them, so b2b is annoying as is but this is a set up to get Leaf fans right on the doomer train and like I just…
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 21h
Take it from someone who’s getting snizz on the reg.
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Currently streaming on the best friends 24/7 feed again 😃
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aww, Raddysh ❤️ www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/...
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Maple Leafs 'look like a new team' in emotional opening loss
Flush the emotions. Learn from the mistakes. The new-look Maple Leafs had some growing pains in an opening night loss to the Canadiens.
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
49 years ago today "Oh Bondage Up Yours!" is the debut single by English punk rock band X-Ray Spex, released on this day in 1977. #punk #punks #womenofpunk #xrayspex #polystyrene #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can ALWAYS mock the looks of shitty people. Always.
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There are big players and small potatoes in the NHL and even when the big players suck they’re still more relevant than the small potatoes ever could hope to be and they’re still all the small potatoes talk about and I personally think that will always be funny
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lots of chances, stayed competitive all game, showed fight. Green flags.
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I always root against the Red Sox but the one time I want them to win they don’t show up see this is (one of the many reasons) why I hate you
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More of this, too, please.
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leafs look better. We were all hoping last year was an aberration and the vibe definitely seems way way way better.
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He does seem pretty smiley. How unhappy WAS he, geez lol
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is he back because if we start the season with injuries again…especially after this Jays season…ISTG…I.S.T.GGGGGGG
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mopped my floor so Wigs, who is sans diaper BECAUSE IT’S BEDTIME, decided this is a perfect time to slide off the bed and go traipsing naked around the house
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Omar @tictactomar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
still can't believe it
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And sometimes r/leafs is good
A marner jersey changed into a Marchenkonjerseyvthroughbtape and prayer
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Without going into any detail I spend a day or two a week with someone who has, what I strongly believe, is undiagnosed schizophrenia, and anyway we get along well but recently she’s been telling me that yawning is one of the things the people who watch her do, to “annoy” her. I was in the middle of
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time I say men hate women I get pushback but I stand by it. And I don’t just mean oh, men hate women, I mean in society, top to bottom, every single nook & cranny, their worldview, basic to complicated, everything, just absolute hatred.
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you see it smoking? That’s because IT BURNED MY FLESH
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucking hell.
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am always happiest in the summer when I don’t have this daily dread but go Leafs and also nobody let me watch hockey this year pls I’m too old for this
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man who masturbated for nearly 10 hours describes penis as ‘wounded soldier’
Alice Giddings
Alice Giddings
Senior Lifestyle Reporter
Published September 24, 2026 11:00am
Updated September 24, 2026 11:01am

Masanobu Sato was just 26 when he took the stage at the 2009 US Masturbate-a-thon, self-pleasuring for a record nine hours and 58 minutes.
He’d beat his own record he’d set when he competed in 2008, lasting for nine hours and 33 minutes, winning the endurance category two yearsBut, while Masanobu’s masturbation record taught him some important lessons about sexual gratification, what was immediately obvious was the toll that it took on his body.
‘That part of my body was under a lot of stress,’ Masanobu explains to sex site Erobella. ‘I remember that the surface of my penis looked dark and worn, almost like it had been through a battle.
‘It felt a little like a wounded soldier.’
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎶ROCK N ROLL MARTIAN🎶 iykyk
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Steve "Dangle" Glynn @stevedangle20.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maple Leafs Trade Matthew Knies For Kirill Marchenko?! | Instant Analysis youtu.be/SmKD1wjxSAo?...
youtu.be
Maple Leafs Trade Matthew Knies For Kirill Marchenko?! | Instant Analysis
YouTube video by SteveDangle
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don’t come up to me with vomit on your tail then get mad at ME for cleaning it!!!!!!
Angry Stanley
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🕸️Jennifer’s Body🕷️ @katyaandyourdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listen I love Knies but there’s a reason you gotta stay out of the r/Leafs sub, man. Someone there is arguing that the Leafs lost this trade bcs of Knies’ “years of service”. Someone show me that on the stats line pls and also omfg I know we love to complain but are you fucking serious
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