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Stapler

@totallylegitwebsite.com

179 followers 213 following 514 posts

Inanimate object, animal lover. High tech, low life. Too weirdo for the squares, too square for the weirdos.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 1h

Do a lot of visitors to this hotel experience gastrointestinal distress from garlic-heavy food? Is that why this is hanging above my commode?

A small canvas painted an illness-invoking green has white lettering that says “Keep calm it’s just garlic”. A white line drawing of a head of garlic is above it.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 25/09/2026

Paul Simonon

Black and white photo of bassist Paul Simonon of The Clash absolutely destroying a guitar that pissed him off during a New York gig

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 09/09/2026

Artist's rendering of the reader encountering the phrase 'we may be close to AGI' for the 47th time.

A woman with her mouth agape in an expression of profound confusion, standing outdoors in a crowd while wearing a blue floral top — captioned 'wat' — representing the universal reaction upon learning Sam Altman's net worth.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 04/09/2026

I guess this explains why people don’t believe I’ve lived in Texas for 40+ years

MyDialect quiz result showing dialect most similar to California (51% match). Heat map of the US highlights the West Coast in warm red tones as most similar; the Gulf Coast, New England, and upper Midwest show in blue as least similar. Most similar cities: San Francisco and Los Angeles (51%), Phoenix (50%). Least similar: New Orleans, Portland ME, and Boston (all 47%).

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 21/08/2026

Who wore it better?

Rocky and Mugsy in the Looney Tunes cartoons

Kirk and Spock on the gangster planet

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 21/08/2026

This is why I prefer Midway to O’hare.

A nice couple is minding their own business, playing a round of cribbage at an airport bar. The in background, a gentleman passes by wearing his AirPods Pro with the headband on his forehead like a sweatband.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 17/08/2026

OH LAWD HE COMIN

A completely non-judgmental "CHONK Chart" showing six illustrated orange cats progressing from slim to extremely obese, labeled from left to right: "A Fine Boi" (16–25% body fat), "He Chomnk" (26–35%), "A Heckin' Chonker" (36–45%), "HEFTY CHONK" (46–55%), "MEGACHONKER" (56–65%), and "OH LAWD HE COMIN" (65%+)

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 21/07/2026

that tracks.

An image of Dale Gribble, from the hit TV show "King of the Hill," looks up in horror at the post above that says "sure everyone loves mommy and forcefemming stuff until i take your nicotine away and make you eat real food so you get good estradiol uptake and female fat redistribution"

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 20/07/2026

The cover of the 1983 hit album Dazzle Ships by the band Orchestral Manoeuvers in the Dark. It features non parallel stripes in light and dark green as well as light and dark gray, in imitation of the WWII battleship livery

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 18/07/2026

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 18/07/2026

Probably lesser known outside film schools, but it hit me in the eyeballs with a ton of rubber gloves the first time I saw it.

I film poster for the 1950 French romantic fantasy/tragedy film directed by Jean Cocteau and starring Jean Marais. It is a collage of black-and-white photographs of people and a car on an orange background. the words say:
présente
JEAN MARAIS
FRANÇOIS PERIER
MARIA CASARES
MARIE DEA

DANS UN FILM
ÉCRIT ET REALISE
PAR
Jean Cocteau

ORPHÉE

HENRI CREMIEUX. GRECO .ROGER BLIN. EDOUARD DERMITHE
PRODUCTION DISTRIBUTION
ANDRÉ PAULVE
PIERRE BERTIN ET JACQUES VARENNES

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 10/07/2026

W the actual F. Goddammit Paxton.

A notification from Bluesky that, ignoring the pleasantries, says "You are accessing Bluesky from a region that legally
requires us to verify your age before allowing you to
access the app."

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 13/06/2026

Imagine my disappointment on learning they did not actually create a miniature Bevo

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 09/06/2026

"I feel stupid, and contagious"

A very derpy sable and white, fluffy cardigan corgi lies on his back on a grey couch. He paws his face while his tongue lolls out.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 09/06/2026

From the widely known tequila maker SCORE™️!

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 09/06/2026

But what if tequila filled?

A soccer/foot ball shaped bottle featuring the colors of the Mexican flag on the panels

The bottom view of a soccer/foot ball shaped tequila bottle, exposing the pour hole

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 03/06/2026

At the Belle & Sebastian show in Austin

Leafy green trees line the brown sidewalk of a gray city street. Rain is falling, hardish. Streetlights illuminate the view. In the foreground, a blue sign with white letters is attached to one of the poles. The sign is blue with a digital display in the middle. The sign says in white letters “City Hall Garage” and “Spaces Available”. The digital sign says in orange letters “OPEN”. Life is meaningless.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 11/05/2026

Rosa Klebb approves

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 03/05/2026

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

A small beer bottle called a ‘pony’ size is held in a hand. The beer and lighting are both golden. In the background a sable & white corgi has his face buried in a silver bowl, gorging on its contents like he may never eat again

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 28/04/2026

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 26/04/2026

Facebook-style safety check image saying "marked safe from being followed by the shooter today"

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 26/04/2026

Trying my hand at AI slop

A retro comic-book cover titled “Monty Strange” depicting a corgi as renowned golden age sci-fi hero Adam Strange with a jetpack and raygun flying over an alien world, with a tagline about lost civilizations beyond the stars.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 10/04/2026

New contender for greatest correction ever just dropped

A correction notice from the Financial Times: Researcher Brené Brown was misquoted in an interview published on April 6. She
described herself as "solidly in my fuck it era" rather than "solidly in myfucking era"

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 01/04/2026

Worf, from the hit TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation avows that It is a good day to block.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 01/04/2026

Threats in the form of audience members worked for Michael Corleone.

A photo of a scene from the hit film The Godfather II, featuring Frank Pentangeli's father present in the audience during Frank's senate testimony on organized crime. The father's presence is an effective threat to Frank that silences his intention to rat on the Corleone family.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 27/03/2026

An image of a painting of William Shakespeare with a quote from his play King Henry VI beside it: "And I will make it felony to drink small beer."

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 15/03/2026

search your camera roll for hell

A photo of a drawing on lined notebook paper by the artist/musician Daniel Johnston. It depicts various symbols and their meanings, focusing primarily on religious themes.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 14/03/2026

If you see this post a vampire who is not Dracula.

A photograph of Nosferatu

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 11/03/2026

"Iroquois!"

Isabella Adjani in the 1985 Luc Besson film "Subway". She wears a black fur coat and sports a mohawk-style hairdo in front of a green marble wall

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 28/02/2026

An imperial officer from a Star Wars movie assures an offscreen person that it’s an older meme but it checks out

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 27/02/2026

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

A freshly groomed Corgi booty

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 15/02/2026

if you see this post a duck 🦆

Duckman, from the hit 90's cartoon show "Duckman", his arms wide.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 01/02/2026

Got together with 5,000 of my neighbors in Austin yesterday to say "Fuck Ice".

A crowd of 5000 people gathered in a park, the skyline of Austin, TX is visible in the background. A sign near the camera says "If you aren't anti-fascist...then what are you?"

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 14/01/2026

We reach.

Spock from the original Star Trek series makes a pyramid with his fingers, Herbert-style.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 29/11/2025

An image captured from a television of a 3/4 closeup of a University of Texas supporter in the stands of Darryl K. Royal - Memorial Stadium, holding a sign that states: "It's been 5482 days since a&m beat Texas". He wears a burnt orange shirt and a straw hat. The tv scoreboard is displayed over his torso. It says "Texas A&M 17 - TEXAS 27".

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 11/11/2025

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

A black & white photo of Paul Simonon of The Clash in the processes of swinging his bass guitar to the stage like a sledgehammer

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 09/11/2025

"War! What is it good for?" (from the 1971 song 'War' by Edwin Starr) in the the style of a 'Mamdani for New York' campaign sign

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 18/10/2025

No Kings! #austin

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 17/08/2025

Dave Wakeling’s big fan up front here.

An image of a big ass fan angled upward. It sits on a stage lit with multicolored lights. A drum set with several teardrop guitars on stands are in the background. The Beat is not on stage yet.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 26/07/2025

Respect

Kevin, a blue bird with a long yellow beak tipped with red and a longer blue neck tipped with his head, is shown from the neck up in front of bright green foliage and a light blue sky. Kevin looks somewhat concerned, perhaps due to all the 'enemy' talk.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 22/07/2025

Vive la France.

A cyclist in blue kit nears the camera, his head lowered focusing on his white bike as he grinds up a mountain road. To his right, in the green grassy berm, a weirdo in a red and white striped shirt is on all fours facing the camera. His butt is jutting through a hole in a large brown box, It faces away from the camera so the cyclist's view prior to passing the weirdo is unknown.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 05/07/2025

The south is fill of good people that are on your side that are held back by gerrymandering, disenfranchisement, and regressive policies.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 17/06/2025

David Tennant as Doctor Who points enthusiastically at the cheap anaglyph 3d glasses he's wearing.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 15/04/2025

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs.

A yellow and black Daihatsu Mira Milano concept car, presented at the Tokyo Motor Show in 1991.With a front end like a K-car and very tall roof on a cylindrical body, it looks like Cinderella's carriage was conjured from a lemon instead of a pumpkin.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 26/03/2025

Bumbles returns as THE BOUNCER in Avengers:Doomsday

A 3/4 shot of the Abominable Snowman from the stop-motion animation classic "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer". His arms are raised, his white fur disheveled, he looks pretty good for a monster, TBH.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 06/03/2025

Amazing. I am...

A black&white still image from the 1960 Jean-Luc Godard film "Breathless". The movie's title is overlaid on a picture of a French criminal cradling the face of his American girlfriend, their faces inches apart. They're blocking traffic on a narrow, car-lined Parisian road in a new wave kind of way.

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 06/03/2025

Happy Ash Wednesday, to those who celebrate

A photo of Bruce Campbell, as Ash Williams, in the movie Evil Dead. His lunatic grin fills the frame while streaks of blood, probably not his own, line his cheeks and forehead.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 27/01/2025

If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live. ♪ Doo-be-de-doo-wop-wop, say what, yeah ♪

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 21/01/2025

Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 29/12/2024

Sunday selfie (The one where he thinks that might be cheese)

A fluffy sable & white corgi sits on a pale wood floor, his eyes laser-focused just to the left of the camera as he wonders what cheese the photographer's other hand might hold