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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the tech industry is about to invent books

Andrew Yeung
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 07/10/2026

You mean T. Herman Zweibel? That owner of the onion?

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 26/09/2026

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air and now I have that theme song stuck in my head

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 25/09/2026

Honk honk honk haaaa-onk honk honk honk

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 24/09/2026

O mom and van honk honk honk honk honk honk

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 21/09/2026

The OP is conflating the intersection of Lamar and Research/183 with that of Anderson and Lamar. Research/183 and Anderson are parallel and the place they both cross Lamar Blvd is adjacent and essentially the same location. Admittedly on different elevations, so close enough.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 19/09/2026

In the 35+ years I’ve lived in Austin, that town has always been referred to by its full name “Hutto, home of the hippos”.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 15/09/2026

Mate, this senator wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 14/09/2026

They are easily startled, but they will soon be back. And in greater numbers.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 13/09/2026

The combined football record for UT, A&M, and Baylor is 1–8 when Ted Cruz attends the game. This is on him as far as I’m concerned.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 10/09/2026

Still a better choice over Paxton

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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜

Young Ruby Bridges, photo in black and white

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 09/09/2026

Artist's rendering of the reader encountering the phrase 'we may be close to AGI' for the 47th time.

A woman with her mouth agape in an expression of profound confusion, standing outdoors in a crowd while wearing a blue floral top — captioned 'wat' — representing the universal reaction upon learning Sam Altman's net worth.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 04/09/2026

I guess this explains why people don’t believe I’ve lived in Texas for 40+ years

MyDialect quiz result showing dialect most similar to California (51% match). Heat map of the US highlights the West Coast in warm red tones as most similar; the Gulf Coast, New England, and upper Midwest show in blue as least similar. Most similar cities: San Francisco and Los Angeles (51%), Phoenix (50%). Least similar: New Orleans, Portland ME, and Boston (all 47%).

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 02/09/2026

This would never have happened when Tim Cook was CEO.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 02/09/2026

This would never have happened if Tim Cook still ran Apple.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 02/09/2026

I watched this for several minutes before I realized it was just a four second loop. Then I watched it again.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 25/08/2026

WHY ARE YOU TELLING THEM THIS IS AN OPTION?!

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 22/08/2026

Bluesky? Sport of the future?

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 21/08/2026

Baby Clint Howard saying "It's Tranya!" in a voice that sounded like a grown-ass man trying to sound like a baby is not goofy. It is sublime.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 21/08/2026

This is why I prefer Midway to O’hare.

A nice couple is minding their own business, playing a round of cribbage at an airport bar. The in background, a gentleman passes by wearing his AirPods Pro with the headband on his forehead like a sweatband.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 10/08/2026

Every Trump means less than zero

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 10/08/2026

Ahhhooooooo tattoos of Don Lemon

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 09/08/2026

It's a cute rat? With a sweater on?

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 09/08/2026

"My chocolate pudding has formed a skin on it. Is it safe to eat?" "My butter has tiny toast crumbs on it. Is it safe to eat?"

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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 08/08/2026

So good. He really brought Slartibarfast alive in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, too

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 07/08/2026

for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Hex keys from multiple flat pack furniture assemblies

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Stapler @totallylegitwebsite.com · 07/08/2026

I thought there was only one horse?

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