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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The governor also requested the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency to waive federal ultra-low sulfur diesel requirements to boost supply." I'm not sure I can fully express how badly this is likely to backfire. Modern diesels can't handle anything but ULSD. www.texastribune.org/2026/09/28/t...
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Abbott declares disaster over high diesel prices in Texas
Monday marks seven months since the U.S.-Iran war began, which has restricted oil and gas exports from the Middle East, raising prices ahead of the Nov. 3 election.
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google Maps updated their photos of Gaza. This is 2024 and 2026 for the area just north of Rafah.
Tel al-Sultan in 2024. A city in the desert, with tightly packed buildings.Tel al-Sultan in 2026. Only three apartment buildings and a pair of smaller structures are still standing. Hundreds of lots have been reduced to rubble.
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, fun little thing I discovered regarding Audible. If you have an old title that has since been republished and relisted, you can't just play the old version on the app. There's no button to start playing. The workaround is to add it to a custom list and access it from there.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These hockey players also participated in gang rape, their names and faces should be everywhere as well. THEY ARE STILL WALKING FREE!!!!
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Inarticulate screaming
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyways, this is genuinely the funniest chart in the world because it shows Jill Stein's twitter use spikes every four years and only during years where there's a federal election so if she's breaking her silence now *someone* is panicking
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We all know it's true. @atrupar.com
Upper panel: Screenshot of Trump TV showing 327 viewers, captioned, "Check it out, y'all! All 326 of my fans are here!"

Lower panel: Screenshot of Dr. Zoidberg shouting, "Also Rupar!"
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026
BREAKING: Trump appointed judge orders the White House to immediately restore press credentials.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026
NEW: 8 sailors aboard the Lincoln attempted suicide per a letter from the Secretary of the Navy to Congress. That is “incredibly high”. www.cnn.com/2026/09/23/p...
cnn.com
Eight sailors assigned to US carrier group that fought in Iran war attempted suicide, Navy secretary tells Congress | CNN Politics
Eight US Navy personnel assigned to the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier strike group attempted suicide during a period that included when the ships undertook combat operations against Iran and the carrier...
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Florida has 22 million people. Peak ACA enrollment was 4.5 million. He has his numbers completely backwards.
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Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The president can exclude reporters, even for viewpoint discriminatory reasons EvEn fOr vIeWpoiNt DisCriMinAtoRy rEaSoNs EVEN FOR VIEWPOINT DISCRIMINATORY REASONS storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
House is a privilege—not a right. The President has set out his factual findings and provided
Plaintiffs an opportunity to contest this decision by 5:00 PM Friday, September 25, 2026.
Plaintiffs ask this Court to enjoin the President to provide them with immediate, continued
access to the White House complex, contrary to his personal judgment, on three purported grounds.
All fail. First, the President’s actions are lawful under the First Amendment. While the D.C. Circuit
has held that some areas of the White House grounds constitute a nonpublic forum, Sherrill v.
Knight, 569 F.2d 124 (D.C. Cir. 1977), that decision is wrong and should be overruled. But even
under Sherrill, the President’s actions must be sustained because the President has “compelling
interest[s]” in enforcing minimum standards for bona fide journalists and safeguarding national
security information. At the very least, the Government may control reporters’ access to restricted
presidential areas, such as the Oval Office, even for viewpoint-discriminatory reasons. Associated
Press v. Budowich, No. 25-5109, 2025 WL 1649265 (D.C. Cir. June 6, 2025) (“AP”). Second, the
President’s actions were not retaliatory because the Government would have taken the same action
anyway, notwithstanding Plaintiffs’ speech criticizing the President—indeed, the President has not
revoked access to other outlets that have equally criticized the President. Third, Plaintiffs are
unlikely to prevail on their due process claims because, even if they have a constitutional right to
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is worth pointing out that there are, in fact, two triumphal arches in Washington D.C. One dedicated to the Atlantic Theatre of WWII, the other dedicated to the Pacific. In fact, they literally anchor the far side of the reflecting pool from the Lincoln Memorial:
The drained reflecting pool, viewed from the east. The Lincoln Memorial can be seen at the far end. At the near end rests the circular WWII memorial, with two freestanding triumphal arches, one to the north, dedicated to the victory in the Atlantic, the other to the south, dedicated to victory in the Pacific.The Atlantic Arch viewed from north of the WWII Memorial. The pavilion is made of granite, with an arched entrance on each of its four sides. The word "ATLANTIC" is written above the visible entrance. Inside can be seen a bronze baldachin consisting of four eagles perched on bronze columns, suspending a laurel wreath above a WWII Victory Medallion embedded in the floor.
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Matthew Eadie @mattheweadie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: Evanston police confirm a U.S. citizen was briefly detained by federal agents Sunday morning near Howard and Dodge before being released The man was taken to the hospital for injuries to his head, neck and teeth after agents drove off
evanstonnow.com
Federal agents detained U.S. citizen Sunday morning - Evanston Now
Police chief says officers responded to a man with injuries to head, neck and teeth on Howard and made contact with agents involved.
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What are the snipers for, Donnie? Why are you putting snipers in the middle of DC?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/09/2026
NEW: ICE shooting in Austin. Scant details at this time.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
His brain is completely broken. What the actual fuck is this nonsense
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
JUST IN: The 1st Circuit rejects the Trump administration's 3rd-country deportation policy, finding blanket assurances from countries who say they won't torture U.S. deportees is not good enough. And the judges raise this point: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Olga Lautman 🇺🇦 @olgalautman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is so insane I cannot believe this is real. www.politico.com/news/2026/09...
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In its newest court filing, ABC TV says their first amendment rights are violated by Trump’s FCC probe of ABC affiliates What’s more, they say it’s crystal clear. They cite Trump’s own statements (Usually such cases require inferences. But not in this case. They argue)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
footage is making the rounds on Facebook of a canvasser wearing a Stronger Maine shirt (a super PAC that supports Susan Collins) stealing a package yesterday
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Kathleen Bachynski @bachynski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“On Thursday, Mr. Gorton said that “the success of the polio vaccine was a massive medical fraud” and that widespread vaccination was a “public health disaster.” He received a standing ovation… Mr. Kennedy spoke next, linking arms with the group even as measles cases continue to rise”
nytimes.com
RFK Jr. Assures Vaccine Skeptics They Have a ‘Friend at the White House’
The health secretary spoke at a conference featuring misinformation about vaccines, including a claim that the success of the polio vaccines was a “fraud.”
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is art.
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump says the Kennedy Center won’t be renovated unless he gets his name on it.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lukas Graham officially quits the tour. That's literally all of Sheeran's openers.
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Lukas Graham on Instagram
4,371 likes, 248 comments - lukasgraham on September 15, 2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/09/2026
Trump just posted that the Kennedy Center is “doomed,” and “isn’t that too bad?” He says his handpicked board is meeting today and “it will be interesting to see what happens.” He’s going to tear down the Kennedy Center because he’s not allowed to put his name on it, isn’t he
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
His opener dropped off the tour
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Ed Sheeran Opener Aaron Rowe Pulls Out of Tour After Macklemore
Dropped: 'I Cannot Allow Billionaires to Silence
Rightful Voices'
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How not surprising that a president who acts like a petty mob boss is holding one of our nation’s treasured institutions hostage until we meet his conditions—that is, putting his stupid name on the building. I say we just put it in mothballs until he is gone.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/09/2026
A trans man in the UK has been banned in the workplace restrooms after he was forced to use the women's restrooms to comply with the new EHRC guidance. The women complained because he is visibly male and so they told him he can't use any bathroom.
A screenshot of a Reddit post from the r/LegalAdviceUK subreddit by user Dijstraanon, titled "FtM transgender facing two different issues at work? England."
The post text reads:
"Brother in law is trans FtM and presents fully as a man. He's now facing an impossible situation at work with his employer telling him that due to recent legislation he must use the toilet of his birth gender. BUT several female colleagues have raised a grievance about him using their gendered toilet.
His employer has told him that he cannot use the toilet while he is at work until they sort it out and cannot give him a timeframe to do so. They do [cut off] have disabled separate toilets.
In the mean time one of his female colleagues has accused him of sexual harassment because he was used their gendered toilet. His menstrual cycle meant he needed to use the toilet.
He's been with the employer for just over 5 years but only in this location for 18 months. The location is mainly male with just a handful of females, and his workshop only has male toilets.
I do not know how to support him and as he's not in a union there is no one to turn too right now."
The post has an orange "Comments Moderated" tag, 169 upvotes, and 134 comments.
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Welp, there's my nightmares squared away for this weekend.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/09/2026
NEW: The federal prosecutor who charged ICE agent Christian Castro for lying about shooting Sosa-Celia has now been FIRED. He objected to the DoJ stopping him from charging a civil rights violation. And now he’s fired. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-min...
cbsnews.com
Federal prosecutor fired after investigating ICE officer for civil rights offenses in Minnesota shooting, sources say
A federal prosecutor in Minnesota who was investigating an ICE officer for possible civil rights crimes has been fired, four sources familiar with the matter told CBS News.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“A 1-year-old baby appeared in immigration court without legal representation in Arizona and received an instruction: File an asylum application before the next hearing or face deportation.”
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Judge to Baby: File an Asylum Application
The 1-year-old is one of the migrant children who advocates say appeared in immigration court without legal representation.
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Sarama Burwani @ 7.56 @saramaburwani.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
both Jon Ossoff and Chris Van Hollen have been opposed by AIPAC and backed by the much less awful J Street, but Ossoff is Jewish while Van Hollen isn’t so guess who gets the Evil Red Monochrome background
Jon Ossoff: EvilChris Van Hollen: Not Evil
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fun Fact: In 1999, trucking companies pegged the price of fuel at about $1.25 per gallon and began levying a surcharge to compensate for fuel prices. For every $0.06/gallon that the price goes up, they charge an extra $0.01/mile. The current surcharge is about $0.70/mile ($700 for a 1,000 mile run).
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That moment everyone else realizes you slept through the English Transliteration lecture during training.
Upper: someone posing as a Leftist, Green party supporter, using the Russian spelling of Yanukovych as he explains why Ukraine deserved to be invaded.

Lower: Scene from Inglorious Basterds, with a man holding up three fingers. The subtitle is "Janukovyc"
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Farage has declared Count Binface to be "the establishment candidate." I can't even...
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
USA Today taps a columnist from Texas to provide commentary on Mamdani's NYC grocery subsidies. @nytpitchbot.bsky.social must be moonlighting again.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
CAN'T MAKE IT UP: ICE deported a man to Mexico in violation of a court order in Nov., acknowledged the error and returned him to the U.S. Then they deported him to El Salvador, in violation of court-ordered torture protection. He's currently imprisoned. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/2026
The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.
KEY POINTS
• The claim 'vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based
claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.
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Torven @torven42.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So, @dankaszeta.bsky.social , as resident Secret Service expert, is this kind of thing common with the Presidential and Vice Presidential Details? The Vances' details have apparently made challenge coins and stickers highlighting their penchant for making impromptu/unscheduled travel demands.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The SAVE America Act mandates that all voters must bring to the polls specifically a photo ID which has proof of citizenship “on the front of the document.” So REAL IDs don’t count. If the ID does not precisely conform to that standard, you must also bring separate proof of citizenship.
SEC. 3. PHOTO VOTER
IDENTIFICATION
REQUIRED FOR
VOTING IN A FEDERAL ELECTION.
(a) IN GENERAL.—Each
individual voting in an election for Federal office shall present an eligible photo identification document.
(b) PRESENTATION
REQUIREMENTS.—
(1) IN-PERSON
VOTING.—In the case of an individual who votes in-person, the eligible photo identification document shall
(A) be a tangible
(not digital) document; and
(B) be presented at the time of voting.(c) ELIGIBLE PHOTo
IDENTIFICATION DOCUMENT.—For purposes of this section:
(1) IN GENERAL.—The
term "eligible photo identification document" means any document which
(A) is issued by an authority described in paragraph (2); and
(B) meets the requirements of paragraph (3).(3) REQUIREMENTS.—A
document meets the
requirements of this paragraph if the document contains
(A) a photograph of the individual identified on the document;
(B) an indication on the front of the document that the individual identified on the document is a United States citizen; and
(C) either
(1) an identification number issues by the entity described in paragraph
(2)(A); or
(11) the last four digits of the social security number of the individual identified on the document.(4) USE OF ADDITIONAL
DOCUMENTATION.—
(A) USE OF ADDITIONAL
DOCUMENTATION.—A document which fails to meet the requirements of paragraph (3)(B) shall not fail to be treated as an eligible photo identification document if the document is presented together with another identification document that indicates the individual is a United States citizen.
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
JUST IN: A federal judge has paused the Paramount/Warner Bros. merger, saying it likely violates antitrust laws. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/07/2026
NEW: Olympian Davey Hearn - charged with damaging the reflecting pool - has asked for the charges to be dismissed arguing the government destroyed exculpatory evidence when it drained the pool again. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trump tried to celebrate with Spain and FIFA President Gianni had to run across the players stage and drag him out of frame. Can it get more embarrassing?
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twist @pvdork.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Mahmoud Khalil has sued the Heritage Foundation and Stephen Miller, Marco Rubio, Marwayne Mullin, Kristi Noem, and Todd Blanche (among others). The c/as are conspiracy to interfere with civil rights and violating the bill of attainder clause. ccrjustice.org/sites/defaul...
TIMELINE OF THE CONSPIRACY
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David J. Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
WHOA DHS does not say that the agent feared for his life… just the vague concern for “public safety.” So he killed him just because he did not want him in America, not because of any specific threat to agents?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/07/2026
I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
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