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Tori

@torible.bsky.social
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Tori: she/her, Korean-American, 40 and old on the internet. Mega-binoclard cryptid, bisexual parking lot siren, and Kryptonian witch; your typical Oriental Mata Hari, overeducated and addicted to mischief.

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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Literally one of the first things @torible.bsky.social said to me when we connected on a dating app.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
“Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is going to the one place
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is going to the one place
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 21/08/2023
UI vs UX
2-panel comic

1st panel, titled UI. Mom and dad standing over a crib with the baby. A mobile with cute animals is turning over the baby. Mom says "I love it!" dad says "Me too!"

2nd panel, titled UX: From baby's POV only animals' assholes are visible.
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
To the Chicagoan who changed the cups in the fences on the overpasses above 290 to say "VOTE RED", I see your work and I love your hustle
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Me: I'm doing a great job of handling all the stress and anxiety, I feel totally fine! Also me: cannot stop her right eyelid from twitching, acid reflux so bad we're now frenemies with spaghetti, wondering if I'm too old to pick up trichitillomania as a new hobby
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
All I have for 2025 is 5 songs I pulled from my most listened to this year in no particular order
Cha Cha by Sophie Hunter
Ayeyayaya by Shredders, P.O.S, Sims
HOES DEPRESSED – LEFT CHEERLEADER REMIX by THOT SQUAD, Sophie Hunter
The Guillotine by The Coup
When Will You Die? by They Might Be Giants
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
It's so true tho; I went through a swathe of shitty things happening to me that bumped me back out into the suburbs just long enough to meet @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social and fall in love
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Just had the lady at the DMV do a double take looking at my passport photo and then back at me. That photo was pre-pandemic, I still had a naive sparkle in my eye back then, since extinguished.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Well, we got our Christmas tree up and Jonesy immediately set right to being a horrible little gremlin.
Jonesy, an orange kitten climbing inside our Christmas tree. She is illuminated by the Christmas lights.Jonesy, an orange kitten climbing inside our Christmas tree. She is illuminated by the Christmas lights and now looking out at the camera--her eyes big and dark.Jonesy, an orange kitten climbing inside our Christmas tree. She is illuminated by the Christmas lights, and her eyes look devious.Jonesy standing on a branch of the tree. She is contemplating crimes.
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eмoтιonal ѕυpporт dιva 💁🏽 @kvngxziz.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This is a production. 10/10 😭😭😭 THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
On the struggle bus right now sitting directly over the wheelwell
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The song "When Will You Die?" by They Might Be Giants on repeat, featuring they lyrics
"Knowing that your wicked life is over 
And that we will carry on
We'll exhale
We'll high five!"
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Scare-ed Skullnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
New York City: a muslim socialist is going to become our mayor Dick Cheney: over my dead body
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/11/2025
how you can tell even conservatives hate Dick Cheney: The devs haven't banned anyone for clowning on his death
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Rebecca Spang @rlspang.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Best version to cross my feed so far…
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Since we’re talking BUNNICULA I need everyone to know that the audiobook is read by Victor Garber and he truly out-gays himself. Harold and Chester absolutely come across as the fussy middle-aged couple they were obviously meant to be.
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
If family can be compared to a tree, some families are apple trees, and some are those thorny bushes that shrikes use to impale their grisly harvest of bugs and small mammals
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The look @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social gives me when I tell what I think is a funny and relatable little anecdote from my semi-feral childhood
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
There's a lot about city living I take for granted. Apparently there's a monthly fee for trash pickup?? It's not just included as part of the streets and sanitation your taxes cover?
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
It's like being one of those sparrows you see that perch in the ductwork of an underground parking garage, and you wonder how it's possible to sit and sing so far from the sky
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2025
Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President
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Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President
WASHINGTON—Calling him “the best man for the job,” President Donald Trump reportedly asked JD Vance Thursday to research whether the president was allowed to kill the vice president. “I mean, Article ...
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
My mom was pregnant with me and going to university in Seoul during the June Uprising in 1985; my dad says that all the secondhand teargas exposure I got then is the reason I'm so leftist now
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Setting up a gofundme in order to hire every witch on Etsy rn just to cover all my bases
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Life rn feels like being the dancing bear on the unicycle riding back and forth on the highwire while the clowns drunkenly set the tent on fire around you
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Idk why @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social keeps laughing at me when I ask "Does the kiddo have Alphabet Mafia Club after school today?" the actual name is like, Rainbow Alliance or something, but he knows what I mean
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Red Lori Bright Eyes A Fucking Bitch @redloribrighteyes.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
a domestic terrorist grips a woman by the throat in a choke hold. Another domestic terrorist comes up and pulls his hand away to stop the choking - even this fascist knows it is a step too far - and the hero in the photo tearfully holds up a peace sign with stoic grace
a domestic terrorist grips a woman by the throat in a choke hold. Another domestic terrorist comes up and pulls his hand away to stop the choking - even this fascist knows it is a step too far - and the hero in the photo tearfully holds up a peace sign with stoic grace
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2025
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sac…
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This is all just an elaborate ad for Etsy witchcraft
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
BRB, scratching "ANTIFA WUZ HERE", "DOWN WITH CIS" and "Cancel Culture 😃" on all my belongings
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Figured everyone could use a palate cleanser, so here's some recent photos of our kittens: Jonesy, Toothless, and Spock.
Jonesy, an orange tabby kitten, trying to grab the cameraToothless, a tortoiseshell tabby kitten with a strawberry collar, staring forwardSpock, a tabby kitten, looking off to the side
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i guess the real message is don't fuck around with etsy witches www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Certainly looks like we scared the President away from Chicago. Fighting like hell works.
“They are a progressive city, and they don’t want the president’s help. That’s on them. It’s horrific that they don’t want President Trump’s help.”

“Chicago should be begging Donald Trump for help to keep Chicago safe,” Bondi added. “Yet, they aren’t so we’re going to go into a city who wants us there.”
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Ste Johnson @steillustrates.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I do love painting a fed starship #startrek
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
If I were smarter I could pinpoint the exact moment where SF lost its blinding optimism. We used to have this idea of the Future as a place, that we all are traveling to, a real destination for which we have a map and a common goal.
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Went to a train museum today and wound up, somehow, through no fault of my own, explaining what manga is to the old man who runs the used book store there
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Dr. Nyri A. Bakkalian @riversidewings.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Not to vaguepost, but uh....i hear "In the Hall of the Mountain King" playing...
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
long weekend at bernie's
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Zack Furness @punkademic.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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arpad okay @arpadokay.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
she's come home, she's so cold, let her in your window
kate bush syndrome. instead of brain there is kate bush. like this.
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Listening to the Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) podcast and Jamie Loftus telling me I'm listening to a future piece of lost media made me have a miniature existential crisis
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I'm tired of being a canary and I don't want to live in this coal mine anymore.
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Steven W. Hunt @ninjinister.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Twitter post
Nathan (New Video!)
@Humanstein

The Simpsons doesn't predict anything we just haven't fixed any of America's problems since 1989.

11:19 AM 1/21/21 - Twitter for Android
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
and remember guys, i'm hunting you for sport so i expect to see some sportsmanship out there alright, no tricks. no tricking me
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're on ship, possibly in engineering, but it's impossible to know because it's just a screenshot! We're looking at Commander Data, in gold uniform. He's standing and sporting a bright and exaggerated smile. Forehead is very tall, eyes beaming with intense cheer, kind of a horror movie type smile. Closed caption reads, "Are You prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man?"
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Tori @torible.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Aral spends most of Shards of Honor trying to figure out how to convince the most amazing futch warrior-scientist he's ever met to become the next Lady Vorkosigan, an objectively bad position to be in, even just like, objectively
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