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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸

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Handcuff bruises are just the sign of a good night out. He/Him Sword Gay

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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 8h
i can't post here via desktop but i can on mobile? i keep getting this error message, on multiple accounts
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shout out to vibecoding. i hate when stuff works
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 11h
Jobs.ie keeps sending me 'invitation to apply' for a local accounting firm and I'm like "I've literally already interviewed with these people and it made me want to kill myself! No wonder they're still looking!"
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 12h
His unshaven fur makes it looks like he's got his eyes closed, like he hasn't woken up yet. shhhhh...
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 12h
Please do not draw any inference from the fact that NI's institutions shat all over themselves until outsiders had to intervene.
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 13h
It was for the ESB They're supposed to look like fencing scars, cause around that time I dodged a few sword cuts by leaning back juuust far enough
A picture of the Top's fursuit with deep purple scars sewn into his muzzle
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Aidan O’Brien @aidanobrien.bsky.social · 19h
The anniversary of the finest piece of Bluesky trolling we have ever witnessed passed unnoticed. For shame.
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Interview tomorrow for a job I actually want and I'm starting to feel insane. On the plus side: my fursuit got his facial scars stitched on today!
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 06/10/2026
Bleeding heart lefties characterise it as abject cruelty but the government was right to give €30 million to the lighting sparrows on fire industry. That money is keeping people in employment, tormenting animals.
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BUDGET DAAAAY 🎉🎉🎉 Christmas for boring arseholes with accounting degrees! (they're five minutes late)
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Dean Buckley @deanbuckley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jim O'Callaghan has destroyed the justice system. that should be disqualifying for a justice minister
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Shi-Bran ➡️ ASC @shiba-bran-inu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Understood.
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Wildlife adventures of Nanna and Rene @wildlifeadventures.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Red fox captured at the Dodder in Dublin, Ireland. #fox #ireland #redfox
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 03/10/2026
Also, let's not have any illusions about what they hoped to achieve with these demands. They did not actually want to ban depictions of hugging. They correctly identified furry as a queer community, so they made a demand they know is impossible to comply with.
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Cosuman @cosuman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clearer weekend. Up for drawing for people! Shares are appreciated.
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The FT the good British paper by the way, all the others are way crazier
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only time to bond markets have actually kicked off at them is when their misfiring political system spat out a libertarian maniac who nonced the money for a few weeks and *guess what the answer to that is?!*
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every crisis is a demand for more austerity, every problem is a result of not enough austerity, the fact that Brits can vote for whoever they want but can't change anything is producing crazy political instability and no one gives a fuck.
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As imperfect is the Irish Republic is, at least we aren't sealed into Britain's tomb
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey you know the way the premise of Warhammer 40K is "humanity is forever bound to the last command of an unburied corpse propped up in a chair"? And how Warhammer was made by Brits? Yeah...
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I suspect he's gone a little cracked from trying to live in a ghost town
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's that guy on youtube who bought and moved into a old silver rush town, which is pretty untouched because the area it's in is *obviously uninhabitable*
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Common misconception! A healthy bush helps you regulate temperature and humidity!
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New PFP with my fox in his transitional fur coat for Autumn courtesy of my besty @tomatodogart.bsky.social WHOMST YOU SHOULD FOLLOW <3
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's cool over here, in this AU
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Hesitation Marx @nparticipacion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why does this look to me like an order of events where one has led to the other
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've never met a straight fox in my life
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
cc: @swiftywolf.bsky.social
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm sure secondary detonations will appear in all kinds of surprising places!
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Masayoshi Son is a generational figure. Maybe not at investing, but some kind of one.
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He... he sold the good company? To give more money to the bad one?
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Should I do locktober?
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She's still got it! One of the great warriors Of the Harrissian Jihad!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone asked me to draw her happy, so here she is painting a Warhammer guy
Louise the Deer paints warhammer guy. There are bandages where her antlers used to be
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🥺
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Look at his little face. Look at that cute smile. You can trust him without the cuffs come oooon.. Comm from @cosuman.bsky.social
Tops, looking very cute and innocent despite being in a prison uniform for some reason.
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you do love skuzzy men
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mask pretty well, they might not even be conscious of doing it. Half wondering if I should disclose in advance
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They actually did give me an excel test before the interview lol. Might see if I want to copy their investment portfolio one day
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're probably telling the truth, but after a while I do start to wonder if they can smell the autism on me.
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah, another prospective employer who says I performed excellently in the interview but went with someone else!
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A lot of investment advice starts from the position of "imagine you are a spherical cow in a frictionless void..."
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what colour are you going for in the bedroom?
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that's the reason the worm hasn't won yet
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every year or two a brainworm of mine wakes up and says "you should learn to ride a motorbike." The other day I saw an Indian Scout parked on the street and it's awake again.
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they refuse to put the animals back on the coins, but for some reason they insist on doing this to me
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kaim✰ @kaimti.me · 26/09/2026
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