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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸

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Handcuff bruises are just the sign of a good night out. He/Him Sword Gay

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1h
Someone asked me to draw her happy, so here she is painting a Warhammer guy
Louise the Deer paints warhammer guy. There are bandages where her antlers used to be
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Look at his little face. Look at that cute smile. You can trust him without the cuffs come oooon.. Comm from @cosuman.bsky.social
Tops, looking very cute and innocent despite being in a prison uniform for some reason.
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah, another prospective employer who says I performed excellently in the interview but went with someone else!
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every year or two a brainworm of mine wakes up and says "you should learn to ride a motorbike." The other day I saw an Indian Scout parked on the street and it's awake again.
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they refuse to put the animals back on the coins, but for some reason they insist on doing this to me
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kaim✰ @kaimti.me · 26/09/2026
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DWC Marshal Arts @infurnationale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Official full statement on health situation (tldr: it's probably mono!)
September 16, 2026
Statement on Health Situation
Greetings Comrades and Friends,
Leave it to me to make a health update into a press release!
For the past week and a half, I've been dealing with some kind of malady that through elimination my doctor's thinking is a case of mononucleosis.
What seemed to confirm it was my body's reaction to a regimen of antibiotics. Tablets of amoxicillin were prescribed to me under the understanding that my worsening throat/tonsil situation which started early last week was a simple case of bacterial infection. When the doctor saw little improvement at a follow-up appointment earlier this week, she advised I stop the antibiotics and said she couldn't "rule out the possibility of mono." A general bloodwork conducted last week seemed to corroborate abnormal liver function, which usually portends a case of mono and for which I'll be scheduling an ultrasound under doctor's orders in the next week.

Earlier today, I woke up to a forming rash that started across my face, neck, and eventually chest, back, and in a limited capacity on my arms and legs. The rash, currently, is not giving me any pain but they certainly feel swollen and have induced the return of a fever and headache.
This, as I now understand, is a common side effect of being prescribed antibiotics for a viral infection, particularly mononucleosis. Short of a final blood test, the condition is more or less confirmed.
Obviously, this is not news I would have liked to hear. September was supposed to be a big come-back month that kickstarts a campaign into the holiday months. Knowing I'll be dealing with difficulty to swallow and fatigue for up to another month and a half weighs heavy on me.
Not only will revenue tank as I'm hampered by fatigue, my ability to tackle existing creative projects will likely also be reduced. 
Please, stick with my in this time as I attempt to strike a recovery-work balance necessary to literally keeping the lights on and myself insured.
In solidarity
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tattoos make him look like he's in the toddler Yakuza. They look like they're sponsored by Crayola. Ed Sheeran Walked into the tattoo parlor and said "Make me look like a coloring book set for the bin"
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Dusty Yeen ⛓️⬛✨(Comms Open!) @dustyyeen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You went out looking for trouble. Who would’ve thought trouble would be this good-looking😏 Prize from my 2k followers raffle for @donryu.bsky.social Congrats again💜 #furry #furryart
Painting of an anthropomorphic fox wearing a pink blouse and fishnet arm sleeves, smoking a clove cigarette.
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Zunel @zunelhak.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My reaction(s) to the information (Yes I have found a new japanese facebook page that posts videos of marmots and I am going to make it everyone's problem)
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VINNY COYOTE🌶️ ➡️ Acfi @vinnycoyote.com · 20/09/2026
I had an idea, to get a real metal+gold plated tooth for my fursuit head After seeing his very intricate 𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮 jewelry work I reached out to @srirachamander.bsky.social for a quote He was really wonderful to work from idea to delivery! The tooth is fastened with thread + strong adhesive.
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DanoGambler @danogambler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Daily Doodle 347 "Breaking Point" Even a good man can be pushed past limits of restraint by others, and it's usually those that seem most serene normally that become the most dangerous when forced past their breaking point. Continuation for @kyyanno.bsky.social 's Jedi character.
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🔥🐉𝔓𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔦🐉🔥 @pelzidragon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cant stop drawing furry 40k art. Sororitas snep.
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Before National Fox Day ends, anyone want to call him?
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kraft's gonna find a charity that replaces lost teeth for IDF attack dogs
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 16/09/2026
I’d pay good money to get into the calls he’s having with his PR team on how to unfuck this lmao
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they're doing this to me tomorrow
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They are creating the New Stanford Prison Experiment from the famous psychology experiment, "don't ever do the Stanford Prison Experiment again"
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had to lean over to mam during the six one news tonight and tell her: "This is all crap, by the way."
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Margaret Cahill @margaretcahillbsky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Beoga weren't just a support band but were acting as Sheeran's band for the tour. Playing these huge venues with an artist as big as this was career-changing for these acts. To sacrifice that, while acknowledging that it's not about them but the Palestinian people, is impressive & touching❤️🇵🇸
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Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just a small reminder~
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A prospective job give me a take home excel test and... 1) It's exactly what my old job was. Basically dissecting a workbook so you can repeat it with new data 2) I think I'm... enjoying it?
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ooh, he's funny too!
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Big lion 🏋️ FWAGoH|CFZ|Scotia @bigroundlion.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Finished full colour piece for @topsider.bsky.social #furryart
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wolf is yelling at the wall @wolftits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
boy in the way that it’s a mark on your microchip but we do not know where u came from
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?
I just sat down!
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
After carbonating in the bottle for a week, the cider myself and @swiftywolf.bsky.social made was... nice? So we've put on another ten litres.
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fuel @foxefuel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
She *can* and *will* drink the whole can
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Almost time to feast on the goo! Houthis seize Red Sea islands in lightning offensive - www.ft.com/content/976f...
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Houthis seize Red Sea islands in lightning offensive
Latest advance against Saudi-backed forces cements Yemeni rebels’ control over vital shipping artery and roils energy markets
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The "other workers wages" is a nice touch here. Bunch of carpenters and brick layers making bank selling their services to (???)
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Ckan @ckanned.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Three Kingdoms tip #1: The tale of Liu Bei's 3 visits to recruit Zhuge Liang teaches us to abstain from the job market until your rising labour value is sought out by a virtuous lord who hears of you by word of mouth, and lowers his head to beg for your assistance over the complaints of his brothers
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm sure the last few weeks have been a waking nightmare for Hassan Piker but; at least future historians will have to know who he was
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This was not a request for more evil gay women in politics
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So last night the Americans blew up five Iranian oil tankers and the Iranians responded by hitting eighteen, which is, uh, huh...
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Guy who loves furry @attyboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You're too late! And what did you expect? It's just his nature. A Fox in the Henhouse with @foxbites.bsky.social
an orange fox fursuiter covered in blood and feathers rubs his belly sitting at the entrance of a desecrated chicken coop.a fox fursuiter covered in gore and feathers grins and stares through the grate of a chicken coop.a fox fursuiter leans in the entrance to a chicken coop, gore covers him and the coop.A fox fursuiter smokes a big fake cigarette while gore drips down his maw, chicken feathers fall from the sky.
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
People who said you should do the gym in the morning are right, the bastards.
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Really unfortunate trend of evil Irishmen looking like ogres. Jim O'Callaghan is going to club you and eat your bones.
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🔜 MIR @tallglassofoj.org · 03/09/2026
The factors of authentication are: 1: Something you know (a password) 2: Something you have (a token) 3: Something you are (gay lmao)
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·.·★🌴 𝓒𝓪𝓲𝓬𝔂𝓸🌴★·.· @caicyo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Simon McGarr @tupped.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The urge became too strong.
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a consequence, imo, of creating a bunch of do-nothing ministries to keep this worthless prick in office
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can now do a set of 10 (7 when I started) but I feel light headed
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krys🌷🌺 @milkykau.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
me when I'm concocting another sexy lady design:
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trump take Zoo
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Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @topsider.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Absolutely chancing my arm applying for a job that's clearly multiple years PQE just because they didn't explicitly say it
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