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Wes Flinn @wesflinn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Please, Mr. Lastname was my father. Call me Firstname.”
A screenshot from the Bucs-Bengals game on 9/13/2026. The graphic gives the Bengals OC’s name as “Firstname Lastname.”
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Dial Liz-Z for Zombie (Lizzy Rose Oliver - Voice Actress) @lizzyrosevo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Men crying about "fairness in women's sports" should immediately be questioned on their knowledge about women's sports.
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
News channel fb post: The Little Tikes Company is giving some of its most popular toys a modern makeover, launching a collection which "reimagines the brand's best-selling classics in a sophisticated, trend-forward palette of soft neutrals designed to complement today's homes."


Photos show typical toddler toys such as the table, wagon, and car, but now made with no colors.
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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Ashley Barron @alsoashleybarron.com · 08/08/2026
Conservatives spent years warning us that men would pretend to be trans just to get into women’s sports. When that imaginary epidemic failed to materialize, they apparently decided to start doing it themselves and now they’re all high-fiving each other over it. Incredible commitment to the bit.
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In the same way ppl eventually caught on that gamergate was just an excuse to harass women, it's high time people realized that when guys are anti-trans while claiming they're looking out for women's sports, it's really just so they can humiliate and belittle women.
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mystery Science Theater Three Meow-sand™
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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Anonymous @youranonjd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Jason Read @jasonread.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I think that we have to admit that post-apocalyptic movies seriously underplayed how much diarrhea and disease are involved in social collapse.
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
TIL extra time halftime isn’t long enough for me to masturbate ⚽️
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#CharlieKirk
The Puttermans (the family of battery-operated humanoids from Duracell’s 1990’s ad campaign) are accompanied by the Charlie Kirk statue, which looks like one of them.
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What if it was AIDS
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Mack Butterfield @mack2114.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I ordered the book “How to Scam People” over 6 months ago, and it still hasn’t arrived. 👀
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Mitch Goldich @mitchgoldich.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“…and don’t forget about Philly! I’m proud of that championship too!” – 45 minutes into LeBron’s HOF speech
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When looking at Caitlyn Clark chatter online, it is unmistakable which people watch WNBA and which ones don’t. Here’s how you can tell: if they’re talking about Caitlyn Clark online, they don’t watch WNBA.
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“Apparently, you're not allowed to post: ‘BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!’”
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Looks like there are thousands and thousands of Knicks fans still at the Garden celebrating and basking in this feeling, which is something that you can do when everyone is taking public transit home from the game and no one has to worry about getting their cars out of a crowded parking lot.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
g̶o̶ ̶s̶p̶u̶r̶s̶⁣ g̶o̶ ̶k̶n̶i̶c̶k̶s̶ go natural causes
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Not liking sports is a sinful alternative lifestyle that does two things to you: A) makes you vulnerable at JEOPARDY! B) makes you lame as fucking shit in the coolest city on earth during its most fun time this century.
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Cortney McKee @cortneymckee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Trump raped children. The proof is in the unreleased Epstein files. Release the files. Impeach the pedophile.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
You outlived Charlie Kirk. Happy pride!
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
trans rights might sound like a Big Ask to some people, but it's not a Hard Ask. the average person has to do literally nothing
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
/15 Yes I missed /13. Because you touch yourself at night.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
gchat was peak communication, rivaled only by blackberry messenger
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Correct.
The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.
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Low Cut Connie @lowcutconnie.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It's been a wild experience releasing protest music over the last year Platforms are actively suppressing the songs and the statements But the PEOPLE have resonated This is the state of play in America 2026 We MUST be loud, smart, & consistently active.
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Is JD Vance a fan of “Is JD Vance a fan of the team I hate?” jokes?
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Dan Hurley looks like if Perry Farrell was straight edge.
Dan Hurley, minutes before the 2026 NCAA Men’s Basketball National Championship Game
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
That's wild that y'all use your tax dollars to bomb data centers. Ours are only used on your children
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 30/03/2026
there it is
The score for the Phillies/Nationals game in the Dynamic Island on my phone screen. The game hasn’t started yet so it looks like it says W00P
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Duncan+ @kingduncan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Has someone done the "Project Male Hairy" porn parody yet? If not, feel free to use that title.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
So now are we allowed to say Donald Trump is a child rapist?
DOW Jones is down all month currently at 47,740.80 (4.41% drop)
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Bill Clinton, the 42nd U.S. president, served from 1993 to 2001, overseeing economic expansion and major domestic policy initiatives. He remains a prominent Democratic figure. He is scheduled to testify today before the House Oversight Committee as part of its investigation into Jeffrey Epstein
Bill Cosby. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals aren’t usable? Also, it’s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
New Freddie Mercury statue outside Staples Center
Pat Riley statue outside Staples center
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Best thing about the NBA All-Star Game is when you think about who gets the most pissed off at Blacks and immigrants getting paid to be lazy.
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Let’s see to it that Fernando Mendoza gets a ⚢ fan club called the Bulldozas.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
we will not be silenced.
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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 20/01/2026
friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone
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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
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JCP⭐Designs 👺 A Professional Who Gives A Shit @jcpxdesigns.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Found it
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Yes also this is the only app not using an algorithm that shows you posts all out of order from random people you don’t follow. It is—by far—the best real-time social media app to use during live events the world is watching. The MLB playoffs proved that. NFL playoffs will probably be the same.
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
@joelanderson.bsky.social You’re pronouncing Tulane correctly. Van is wrong.
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
…as if we didn’t already know who the stupid people are, where they live, and what formulaic garbage makes them horny. www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/11/08/a...
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An AI-Generated Country Song Is Topping A Billboard Chart, And That Should Infuriate Us All
A RIFF on what country is really about.
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
413: "What was your daughter's costume?" "A witch. She discovered The Wizard of Oz this year, and that movie says her name constantly, so she had being a witch on her mind for a while." "What's her name--Oz?"
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Freeman hit that hr while I was shitting. Up that late just to miss it. Perfect.
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
🗣 Petition to permanently banish empty coffee cups from sets and film. I'm sick of watching characters unrealistically swing their hot cups of java all about. The liquid doesn't have to be hot, but it needs to be there.
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Tootnanny @tootnanny.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
“Fall colors” basically means “red.”
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