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Erin Savage 🌬

@erinsavage.bsky.social
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*Does Not Solicit Validation Thru Skeets* 🎓Reality TV major with a concentration in Bravo 🍑💎🍊🌸 and BB 🔑 Keeper of Real and Defender of HUMAN RIGHTS❣️ ♀️She by Sagittarius ♐️ St. Louis

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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 18m
I did a little somethin somethin in the house already, but all the elaborate Halloween setups I've been seeing are giving me the itch to get started on the outside. Rosie wants me to make it extra creepy this year. I think I'll finish the living room tonight... our spooky dungeon theater 🕸🦇
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 1h
Witney looks incredible beautiful stunning #DWTS
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 2h
TATYANAAAAAAAAAAAA #DWTS
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If we don't get some sort of tribute or an appearance by Sean Patrick Thomas...
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 2h
#DWTS #SaveTheLastDance
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 2h
Sat for Julia From The Block 🪑 #DWTS
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 2h
I never got into the new #RHONY but I've caught half of the last 2 episodes and... is this season kinda giving??
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 3h
Not a fan of the notion that calling out -objectively- weird behavior makes you a weirdo too 🤨
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 4h
The horse carriage industry is coming to an end in New York City. Our administration will make sure workers and owners are protected and the horses are safe.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 6h
Ryan Coogler's ‘X-FILES’ is officially moving forward as a full series for Hulu. Starring Danielle Deadwyler, Himesh Patel, Steve Buscemi and Amy Madigan.
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 4h
Mid singers be like
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 4h
Someone just posted in our high school FB group about getting together before our 20 year reunion (in 2028🥲) Now I'm getting friend requests, but I've been deleting you bitches very intentionally over the past few years, so, no 😌
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abby @zing-thot.bsky.social · 12h
everyone who has ever been like "omg let people say whatever they want on their own profiles 🙄🙄" always seems to have a lot to say when others post stuff they themselves don't like... on their own profiles
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Picture me shoving small children out of my way to get these
McDonalds 2026 Villains Boo Buckets
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That reminds me, Rosie wants to be an opossum for Halloween. Love that little weirdo
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No amount of wealth or love for sparkly things could ever ever make me
BRIGHT MIDNIGHT RAINBOW CLOUD GLITTER INLAY FINE ART SCULPTURE MUG
$1,250.00
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Six Flags and carnivals were such a core part of my adolescence, and I feel sucky cause my kids don't have those experiences, but wtf there are way too many people getting stuck, struck, or dying on roller coasters these days
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I got everything I was supposed to done today 🤗 (celebrating cause WoW ADHD) I was gonna treat myself to some gizzards & cheese fries from up the street, but I think I'll do a couple glasses of wine instead. I'm also so close to finishing Jersey Shore. Then I can really get into my spooky viewing 👻
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just saw a large ass opossum scramble up a tree in my backyard and drop something. I immediately thought it was a baby that dropped, so I went to check it out. It was an also large ass rabbit carcass 🙁
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We gotta stop pretending there's no such thing as too thin, or that it's completely inappropriate to say so. Healthy can look different on everyone, but it never looks skeletal.
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
#BrooklynBird #BigMistake #WeAreKellyClarkson
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Since we met them, Shane has never been the affirming husband. We've essentially seen the same version of him season after season. Emily, however... Therapy can only do so much. Emily's clearly not pouring into her kids and husband when they need her most. This can only end a couple ways #RHOC
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Eddie, sheepishly: "We have to love past the hurt." 😒😒 "We" are facing 15 years #RHOP
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A public dating profile with your real name and face while you're married to someone who's currently on one of the most popular reality tv franchises in history... is it a cry for help? Men are so very dumb. #RHOP
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Toya The Explorer @toyatheexplorer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Whatever Ashley had done to her face has her looking like she is always smelling her top lip. #rhop
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The way Karen has rewritten every bit of her sobriety story, it's really... something #RHOP
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I had to take the next train, but I'm here 🌸 #RHOP
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The garden center lady also commented on my 90s Nickelodeon cartoon t-shirt... "Rugrats. Is that the one with the doll?" She said kids always mispronounced her name until Rugrats became popular. Her name is Cynthia. Imagine finally being properly acknowledged because of a baldhead ass doll 🥲
Rugrats' Cynthia doll
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
For my mom's birthday dinner I made a sweet italian salad, penne with meat sauce, chicken parmesan, cacio e pepe, and provel garlic bread. 🤌🏻 I could kiss myself, I could cry
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Snooki just referred to her UTI as "he" and yaknow what... yeah.
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
People who get in the regular line with one item at the grocery store when it's a mile long and there are only 2 cashiers instead of going to self-checkout...
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Michael Scott: Why Are You The Way That You Are?
ALT: Michael Scott: Why Are You The Way That You Are?
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dan Gheesling dressed as an Army simp.
(Text) I wanna welcome you guys all to my Twitch/reputation funeral
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"This like, blows dick for Skittles right now" -Deena Cortese
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bsky is legit the whitest space I've ever been in. I have no clue who/what these artists and songs filling my skyline are
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I spent a good amount of time looking over every single pot of mums before choosing the perfect one to give to my mom, so the garden center lady telling me they're the prettiest bunch she's seen hit like crack
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There's nothing shameful about sharing a prompt 🧍‍♀️
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This diva 🦒
Photo of a dog who's fur has been cut and dyed to look like a giraffePhoto of a dog who's fur has been cut and dyed to look like a giraffe
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just saw a dog that's been completely dyed to look like a giraffe... I kinda wanna go back and ask if I can take a picture of the giraffe
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just delivered an order and told the man, "Here's your little cheesecake" when I handed it to him... no telling how long this is gonna haunt me
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Getting some steps in walking aimlessly and zig-zaggy around a parking lot while waiting on a food order. I enjoy doing things that might make people wonder, what's up with that lady?
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Let a honey butter biscuit heal you
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NW:
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The season finale of Ted Lasso hit me in all the feels. All of them. It felt like the perfect series finale, so let's do that.
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not saying something I'm compelled to is hard, but I never regret it. Bsky translation: It physically pains me not to add my 2 cents to skyline goings-on, but I'm happy to not be included in subskeets.
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So I've mentioned before that I've been drinking way less since I started my recent health journey. Once or twice a month, max. But I went to the grocery store tonight and they had so much wine and alcohol on sale. I simply couldn't pass up the deals. $36 for all this, free with rewards 🥹
Chardonnay, box of Dulce semi-sweet red, Blueberry margarita, white merlot, mini sauvignon blanc bottles, Sons of Erin whiskey, Sunora pineapple colada, banana pudding sippin' cream
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Druski really has lived a thousand lives
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Skeet from Erin Savage:
Angelina saying "period shit" really was revolutionary
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Being glad I took a beat before making an impulse purchase vs. the crushing disappointment I feel when I don't pull the trigger and it goes off sale/out of stock
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Hide The Pain Harold Harold
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Erin Savage 🌬 @erinsavage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me and Rosie went to see Forgotten Island today, then I dropped her off at home and went back to see Practical Magic 2. I'm a little more cultured and fulfilled then I was yesterday 😌
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