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Tom Zachary

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Tom Zachary @tomzachary.bsky.social · 22h
Honestly reckon Carrick should bring Sesko on for Lammens, Spurs look like it’d require divine intervention to get a proper shot on target at this point
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City fans going through hell of a lot right now.
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Tom Zachary @tomzachary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably not the best sign in terms of modern mlb ticket prices that Atlanta and Houston are both playing their Wild Card series in front of 40% or so empty seats. Absolute ghost towns for the most important games of the season to date
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Tom Zachary @tomzachary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
David Raya when the other team is allowed to make contact in the box during a corner
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Jonathan Liew @jonathanliew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a tale of two 15-year-olds. on raheem sterling, jj gabriel and football's army of child labour www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
Raheem Sterling’s bleak tale a reminder of absurd path young footballers face | Jonathan Liew
The winger was one of the first big-money academy transfers, part of a child labour market that has barely been questioned
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Jon @redtrainers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lewis Dunk scoring an absolute screamer??? In this economy??!
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Tom Zachary @tomzachary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck it, Lewis Dunk Puskas contender why not?
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Tom Zachary @tomzachary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Welcome to the Babis Kostoulas Sausage Stand: We Only Serve Bangers Here
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Tom Zachary @tomzachary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Verbruggen you beauty
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations.

And what about the cream of the crop?

Macho-mandalf!
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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Lee Healey ✍🏻 @leehealey.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Can you dig it?
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
do good deeds
This lady in front me had $259.45 worth of groceries and her card declined.I know
God will bless me for this Itheblueprint86 was alot of groceries, but I helped her put them back.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I asked Benetti how he maintains his joy calling baseball games when he’s having a bad day. He told me the secret is in the noticing of tiny details, the way a ball might take a weird hop to shortstop in a way you’ve never seen before. This is also the best way I’ve found to manage depression.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
This bloom county about trump from 1987 is wildly spot on
It’s a comic of trump marveling at a young woman’s house and acting like a slumlord. Honestly the text is hard to read
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 12/08/2026
I wrote about the Obama Presidential Center for @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/cult...
thenation.com
The Nostalgic Architecture of the Obama Presidential Center
Where hope even has a gift shop.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There's a guy who built a full-body war elephant puppet and is hiking Hannibal's route over the Alps with his toddler. If you've got a billion dollars and you devote a single second of your life to accumulating more wealth instead of doing shit like this, I don't think you should count as a person
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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Watching the UK try to apply what they learned from trans panic to literally everything they don't like
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Orangutan Hammers Nail, David Attenborough
Alt: Orangutan attempts to Hammer Nail by placing the Nail on a board and bashing down on it like it's spear fishing with the head. Snap cut to a man watching in confused disbelief.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Your honor Gianni, as an EU citizen, has a right to subsidized Mistress Time
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
smokin on that karlboro
package of a chinese cigarette brand with karl marx on the front of the pack
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
surprise bitch it's treachery of images time again
guy spitting cereal meme, guy says "ceci will be une pipe", seemingly edited from an original saying "ceci will never be une pipe"; third panel reveals ceci n'est pas un pipe, guy spits cereal
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Dying at how evil this rat is
Evil rat on the rat subreddit
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Only Giant, to my knowledge, to appear in a Vampire Weekend video, with his cousin, the bassist.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My bf is a Giants fan and this coming out one fact at a time over several hours last night was fun. “He was already injured and got hurt out drinking…on a scooter…which he crashed…into a truck? …a FIRE ENGINE? …IT RAN OVER HIS FOOT? HE DID THE SAME THING IN COLLEGE??” nypost.com/2026/07/31/s...
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Harrison Bader suffers ‘major injury’ after crashing scooter into fire truck — which then runs over him
A late-night scooter accident, the details of which remain hazy, will be the memory of Harrison Bader’s forgettable first season in San Francisco.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was stressful. Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.” Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O! Panel 3: a solitary duck swims peacefully along the water. It thinks to itself, “nice”
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
quel ennui!
A fake BBC News article reading: "France's language watchdog has told government officials to use French fetish terms instead of Japanese ones. The Académie Française today announced that French kinksters must use the term 'maîtrise de la pisse' instead of the more widely-used Japanese loan word 'omorashi'. France's culture ministry told the AFP news agency that linguistic borrowings were 'a barrier to understanding'. But bladder control fetishists have criticized the ban, with one calling it 'completely pointless'. France regularly issues warnings of the 'debasement' of its language through imported foreign words. Other official translations include 'visage de la petite mort' for 'ahegao'."
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 26/07/2026
insane opener
Grindr message from "😍 good boys" that says "If you have daddy issues, I've got daddy solutions😅😘"
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
‘Sorry to see you go, Sir Keir, I know you always particularly appreciated my vase-on-head trick’
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Morning
Thomas Wykes cartoon: a man looks through shop window at a black cowboy hat. A though bubble floats above his head as he imagines himself wearing it, happily, with his hands on his hips, and a woman saying to him “Oh Todd… I regret the divorce”
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
Album cover of a woman in cowboy boots sitting against a fence and playing guitar. Text: Taxidermist's Daughter.
Gwendolyn McGreat
Features:
"Harvest Allure."Back cover of the album. A song list reads, Roll in the Hay,
Knockin' Cowboy Boots,
The Sexual Cowboy,
My First Rodeo (Braiden's Song),
The Sexual Farmer,
Harvest Allure,
Double Studs (Braiden and Connar's Song),
Six Boots at My Bedside,
Not Enough Eggs,
It Takes Three to Line Dance,
Gossip Mill,
(God Wants Me to Have) Two Country Husbands.

(money for nothin, grits for three)
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
IT’S WOIMSDAY THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS
WOIMSDAY 
NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)
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Tom Zachary @tomzachary.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Chandler showing up in the audience for a McGregor main event is the ultimate cuck chair
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
do you have the courage to be a trendsetter in the water closet arena
Text over a CG white porcelain toilet: Borrrrrring!
This is not the commode of a tastemaker. Accumulate Luxury points to unlock upgrades and impress guests.
Default Toilet.

There is a clothed guy standing in a glass shower to the left but you can only see his legs.Same image but the toilet now has a beautiful floral design. Text: You have unlocked Pansy Toilet.Now the toilet has a gorgeous golden oak finish. Text: You’ve unlocked Wood Toilet.Now the toilet has a rugged denim finish. Text: You’ve Unlocked Jeans Toilet.
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you’d like to join our class action lawsuit against corruption in FIFA, which we are planning to make the biggest in history, please click here - rebootfifa.com/sign/ - and please share.
rebootfifa.com
Infantino isn’t fit to lead FIFA. 
And FIFA isn’t fit to govern football. Agree? Add your name now >>
Add your name to our mass complaint
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
r/soccer has informed me it’s the 10th Anniversary of the Simone Zaza penalty kick miss in Euro 2016. I remember so many memes based on this run up.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 30/06/2026
As called on TV Trece in Paraguay:
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dadfuckers inc. 🔞 @ifuckmy.dad · 13/06/2026
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 22/06/2026
Starmer has stepped up to the podium holding his Paul Daniels Magic Box and is set to dazzle the crowd with rope tricks
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
🚨 RED CARD ALERT! 🚨 🟥 Miguel Almirón - 45'+3'
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
we carry the flame
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
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Tom Zachary @tomzachary.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just caught a moth with one hand like mr miyagi
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Tom Zachary @tomzachary.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Fucking stupid homophobic shit. The UFC White House event really is the supergroup for the “haha trump is gay” freaks and the “haha men wrestling is gay” freaks. Did you know that you’re actually allowed to hate something without trying to make it gay? Incredible.
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