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Not The Onion @nottheonion.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Boy who smashed ancient Bronze Age jar returns to museum.
bbc.com
Boy who smashed ancient Bronze Age jar returns to museum
The 3,500-year-old jar was in Haifa's Hecht Museum in Israel.
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Not The Onion @nottheonion.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Woman Set Fires in Greece “to Watch Firefighters and Flirt”.
greekreporter.com
Woman Set Fires in Greece "to Watch Firefighters and Flirt" - GreekReporter.com
A woman in Tripoli, Greece intentionally set fires to farmland because she enjoyed watching firefighters and wanted to meet a man in uniform.
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Not The Onion @nottheonion.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Man planned 'perfect crime' by planting cannabis in estranged wife's car, knew it could draw death penalty
channelnewsasia.com
Man planned 'perfect crime' by planting cannabis in estranged wife's car, knew it could draw death penalty
Tan Xianglong's plan unravelled when his wife went to check on her car after receiving an alert from her in-car camera mobile app and realised he was loitering around her vehicle.
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Not The Onion @nottheonion.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Italians revolted as Heinz unveils spaghetti carbonara in a can.
wantedinrome.com
Italians revolted as Heinz unveils spaghetti carbonara in a can
News that Heinz is launching spaghetti carbonara in a can has been met with horror in Italy, particularly in Rome where the pasta dish is best associated.
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