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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the genius Sophie Abromowitz is back with an essay on Resident Evil and addiction
defector.com
Accept The Expanding Ball Of Infected Corpses You Cannot Change | Defector
“Here are the main things you need to know about the Resident Evil games,” I explained to my friend Liz over the nonsense of the Digger trailer. “There’s a big outbreak of some kind of mutagenic virus...
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
insane how this reads as a Hard Drive post buts is tragically real
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Natalie @heartimecia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lowkey being the unemployed friend who asks her employed friends “do you have workslop today,” knowing they very much do, goes a lil crazy
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 15/09/2026
Honestly a serious proposal for AI regulation would be something like: 1. ban on new gas turbines or other onsite fossil generation. 2. moratorium on new GPU capacity in data centers 3. severe privacy protections, with auditing requirements, for SaaS consumer products 4. ban on chatbot interfaces
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 11/09/2026
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Oktobermoz @obermoz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Questiob: Elon Musk and J.K. Rowling are two people who have inflicted an enormous amount of cultural damage on the trans community. What are your thoughts on them?

Answer: I mean… these people are Nazis. They’re literal Nazis. There is a one-to-one connection between Elon Musk and the Nazi community. He did a full-blown Sieg Heil on a national stage.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 15/08/2026
every morning when you look at the weather it says tomorrow will be colder and it will finally rain then in the evening when you check again it’s like just kidding! but the day after will be colder and it will finally rain
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Giuseppe Navarria @techdesign.rocks · 27/04/2025
here Gillian Anderson is at an event, and she's playing The X-Files Game (that's the actual name, an FMV X-Files computer game), 1998
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goose pimple aka "the mind fucker" @goosepimple.moe · 20/05/2026
hello bluesky! bullet points just published my piece about marathon, zone fiction, yuri of absence, and being a hopeless romantic -- essentially a tribute to one of the closest and most important friendships in my life. it would mean a lot to me if you read it 🤤 (sorry in advance for the length)
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Benjamín Schultz-Figueroa @benjaminschultzfig.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"This time, the moral panic isn’t coming from older generations—in fact, kids are turned off by the way AI is being pushed on them by adults and tech corporations. They’re also, Green says, 'acutely aware that whatever disruption happens, their generation is going to be bearing the brunt of it.'"
wired.com
Some Kids Will Never Think AI Is Cool
“I think it should stand for ‘artificial idiot,’” one 9-year-old says. Here’s why kids of all ages are calling AI “disgusting” and “creepy.”
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startmenu @startmenu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wax Heads is a groovy game with great musical and visual details, but the needle skips when it comes to its narrative and characters. @tomeitou.bsky.social reviews.
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Review | Wax Heads – Community Rocks — startmenu
Wax Heads is a groovy game with great musical and visual details, but the needle skips when it comes to its narrative and characters. Tomás Neumann Aspee reviews.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Drawing a picture of Hideo Kojima hanging out with 5 sigourney weavers, 5 different ages of her life, on the wall of my cell with a pen I made from an ink refill canister and a fragment of a plastic spoon, until the attendants bust in and take it away from me and make me wash the wall, all the walls
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Immortality (2022)
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
tried to read as few as possible about the discourse around this game before reviewing it but it's not my fault all my favorite writers wrote very good pieces so I couldn't resist addressing some of that stuff here
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startmenu @startmenu.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Replaced nails the cyberpunk aesthetic with its highly cinematic art direction and a synth-centric soundtrack, though its gameplay at times leaves something to be desired. @tomeitou.bsky.social reviews.
startmenu.co.uk
Review | Replaced - As Alive As You Want Me To Be — startmenu
Replaced nails the cyberpunk aesthetic with its highly cinematic art direction and a synth-centric soundtrack, though its gameplay at times leaves something to be desired. Tomás Neumann Aspee revie...
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If you have Sol Cesto, I beg you to go change the language of the game and try every language. Amazing @docgeraud.bsky.social
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@youmeyou.bsky.social you a genius, what an awesome piece
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
wait, fuck, this is gorillaz
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artemis, big boss of stop caring @stopcar.ing · 27/03/2026
New Stop Caring essay is live. @dietdeitz.bsky.social joins the site to write about Consume Me, Wii Fit, fast food, diet culture, and eating disorders. A really poignant personal essay that weaves in a potent critical analysis of Consume Me. www.stopcar.ing/a-consumer-c...
stopcar.ing
A Consumer Childhood
Fast Food, Wii Fit, and Consume Me.
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James D'Amato @oneshotrpg.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Everyone is celebrating this because it's good. But it’s important to remember it's also funny.
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SUPERJUMP @superjumpmagazine.com · 13/03/2026
"YapYap confirmed what I feared most about the friendslop genre" Story by Tomás Neumann Aspee ➡️ www.superjumpmagazine.com/the-lonel…
superjumpmagazine.com
The Loneliness of Friendslop
Turning loneliness into something meaningful
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
A little encounter on Tau Ceti IV. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqNv...
youtube.com
Is that knife in your hand for me?
YouTube video by Austin Walker
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I know nobody wants to read anyone's opinion on friendslop anymore, but here is mine on @superjumpmagazine.com : www.superjumpmagazine.com/the-loneline...
superjumpmagazine.com
The Loneliness of Friendslop
Turning loneliness into something meaningful
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
i also think that any argument about Marathon 2026 should attempt to wrestle with this being a game built on layoffs, stolen art assets, and a director who was fired halfway through production due to sexual harassment reports. it is a product of what is supposedly being satirizing.
vg247.com
Ex-Marathon director was reportedly fired from Bungie following a misconduct investigation
Ex-Marathon director Chris Barrett was fired from Bungie following a misconduct investigation, a new report claims.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Charmed and fascinated by Chess Wars, a DOS game released in 1996 that features live-action cutscenes of medieval melee when playing pieces engage one another in battle.
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
star wars kotor looking ass mf
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.
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No Escape from the Tyranny of Virtue 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @noescapevg.com · 09/03/2026
It's *ridiculous* that we are losing sight of how many people have looked at or played a thing because we give ourselves over to capitalist number crunching. the capacity of your local small music venue is less than 300 people but when that fucker is packed it feels like the whole world is in there.
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Brendan Keogh @brkeogh.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
We really need a more offensive and dismissive term for ‘vibe coding’ asap.
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Brendan Keogh @brkeogh.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Big Wank
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Lucas White @hokutolucas.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
game of the fuckin year thank you suda
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I can't wait for Highguard 2
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
We're in a real dark era for games where you can capture the flag.
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dreamfeel @dreamfeel.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Announcing Bog Bodies from Dreamfeel! A "short hike”-alike 3d adventure set in a far future Ireland populated only by radioactive talking cats. Players explore a late 19th c inspired landscape full of strange characters and stories...
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
the guys in narkina 5 should've just escaped like this day one tbh
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RoseD @wiresandbooks.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Screenshot of Kreia from KOTOR 2 with a modified dril quote superimposed: the wise woman bowed her head solemnly and spoke: "there's actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
chappell roan fortnite skin confirmed we used to pray for times like these
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
after what felt like 60 hours, I finally reached act 3 of silksong. man I hate this game so much it's awesome
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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
sony pocketstation
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
me since Fortnite OG has airplanes again:
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
watching the @nyvgcc.bsky.social Annual New York Game Awards, and the Nintendo dad with his son was not only wholesome but genuinely funny youtu.be/9HNNugGXKQ0?... (timestamped)
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The 15th Annual New York Game Awards
YouTube video by NYVGCC
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artemis, big boss of stop caring @stopcar.ing · 16/01/2026
For the first Stop Caring piece of the year, it is my honor and pleasure to welcome @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social to the site. She wrote about Depression Quest, Hanif Abdurraiq's On Seatbelts and Sunsets, and struggling with depression. The gold standard to what a personal essay should be.
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No Good Options
And damn it, we are gonna figure something out, if it takes me all night.
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
when UNBEATABLE works, it becomes one of the most incredible games I've played in my life. I've never seen such a nicely edited video game
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Diego Nicolás Argüello @diegoarguello.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
some words from me on the creative stagnation of roguelikes, which is originating from trying to chase and double down on the genre’s current momentum with sequels and arduously long development cycles dictated by insatiable player feedback www.gamespot.com/articles/rog...
gamespot.com
Roguelikes Are More Popular Than Ever And It's Becoming A Problem
Studios betting on sequels and spending years on post-launch updates are creating a wave of creative stagnation.
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11 bit studios @11bitstudios.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
We’re sharing a small piece from the #DeathHowl artbook. Inside you’ll find nearly 60 pages of additional content, including hand-drawn early concepts by @theouterzone.bsky.social and behind-the-scenes insights into how the world of Death Howl came to life 🦌
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Another great news for the first day of the year! My little writeup for @intothespine.bsky.social about @deconstructeam.bsky.social's Many Nights a Whisper was selected for Critical Distance's yearly roundup! What a dream come true! Thanks Kaile and everyone else that wrote something cool this year
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Into The Spine's Stories of the Year is my favorite thing to read in the first days of the new year, and this time I got to write about my favorite 2025 game! Thanks @diegoarguello.bsky.social for keeping up such an important project for games criticism!
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tomas neumann aspee @tomeitou.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Writing another pinned post to celebrate that my writing is spreading among very cool sites! My medium, where I write about games and science: medium.com/@tomatopia In @intothespine.bsky.social intothespine.com/2025/11/22/t... And @superjumpmagazine.com www.superjumpmagazine.com/climbing-gam...
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tomás neumann aspee – Medium
Read writing from tomás neumann aspee on Medium. Hi! I'm tomás neumann (tomato), elected mayor of tomatopia. I write about games, science and culture! - linktr.ee/tomato_neumann
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