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Todd Roberge

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like it or not this what Maine Guys actually sound like. Might sound like shit to you, but this is a Meryl Streep-level performance for guys from Maine with this voice and personality.
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mapleboy (from youtube) @mplb0001.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
red wings in-house dj provided us with possibly the coolest start to a fight in known history last night
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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
blatantly stealing a stat posted by ESPN elsewhere: Teams are now 1,046-2 over the last 20 seasons when leading with the ball in the final 10 seconds of regulation. the losses —NC State today —Michigan in the "trouble with the snap" game
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 13/09/2026
AN IMMACULATE 1ST.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 04/08/2026
hypothetical trans women in hypothetical sporting events
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me now: Aaron Rodgers needs to retire. Most irritating despicable attention hog in football, I have hated him since day 1. Wrap it up old man Me in 20 years, yelling at my son for ranking gen alpha QB Viserys Johnson top 5 all time: You have NO FUCKING IDEA how good AARON RODGERS was!!
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“Sports teach you teamwork and character!” buddy tennis teaches you that you were born alone and you will die that way as well
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Billy, this is the Azteca. It’s a stadium in Mexico City. It’s one of the most underrated venues in world football. Its only defect is that it’s actively trying to kill you.
Jonah hill in Moneyball pointing to a board with players name on it
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
They should come up with goofy penalties for the returning LIV golfers. Like, you have to carry your own bag your first year back.
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Todd Roberge @toddroberge.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I find it weird that a school canonically located in my homestate of Maine is good at college football, but I'm here for it. Go Blue Sharks! @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social
Donation for $100 plus fees
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
UConn
Ryan Gosling from the Nice Guys saying “I don’t think I can die”
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/03/2026
LMAO at Duke radio calling for a celebration tech on UConn
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/03/2026
Raise the flag
Jason Isaacs from “The White Lotus” with a gun to his temple while wearing a Duke t-shirt
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Prashanth Iyer @prashanthiyer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Biggest game of the year Opponent is on the road on a back-to-back, playing 5th game in 7 days and missing 5 regular defensemen. And you’re down 3-0 midway through the game. Something’s gotta change in Detroit as they’re going to own the longest active playoff drought in the NHL if they miss
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The best picture goes to Drunk Driving For Noble Reasons
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 02/03/2026
how much has zendaya had to hear about spurs' potential relegation
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
dawg🥹
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 22/02/2026
[Me showing up among USA hockey fans and trying to fit in] I hate this USA hockey team!!
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 19/02/2026
put it in the Louvre
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 19/02/2026
If MPP scores in overtime for Canada, I think they should take this sport out of the Olympic program
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 02/02/2026
Lady Gaga, Dark Souls boss
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 25/01/2026
we need a Soft Hands equivalent but for people who forget how to be human when there’s an inch of snow on the ground. kid has Warm Hands
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 02/01/2026
These small-bodied G5 teams are just not physically equipped to hold up in the trenches. That's why they should stop being allowed to ruin the playoff - JMU rushing yards in one playoff game: 186 - Bama rushing yards in last three games combined, including a 38-3 playoff loss: 48
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 01/01/2026
alabama is playing at a dude deficit against indiana help
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Tyler Parker @tylerparker.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Cignetti always looks like he’s been waiting for a table for an hour and they keep sitting parties who arrived after him.
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Matt LaFleur calling plays for Malik Willis
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 21/12/2025
Brady clearly impressed with the Bears pulling some Belichick stuff and turning the heaters off
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Todd Roberge @toddroberge.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Well this fucking sucks
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Dean Pelton from Community: "This better not awaken anything in me."
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Sean McIndoe @downgoesbrown.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Considering they also have him down for -12 rushing yards, was that the single worst fantasy play of all time?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
IT HAPPENED
Yale is, in fact, playing Montana State in the FCS playoffs. Round of 16 but who's counting
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
humiliating myself and going full right wing to insinuate myself into the president's circle for the sole purpose of convincing him to bully a billionaire into funding a Nice Guys sequel
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I would’ve let that pitch hit me at 95 mph (not because I’m brave or stoic but bc I would not have been athletic enough to get out of the way that quickly)
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The point to first is bleakly hilarious. Like watching someone die gruesomely in a Wes Anderson movie
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I pray he was mic’d up because the sequence of [THUD] UGH [THUD AGAIN] FUCK would reduce me to tears
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Todd Roberge @toddroberge.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Smoky Joe Wood
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Do you know how crazy you have to be as a person to make a husky seem like the reasonable one in the situation?
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
the packers have 25 individual QB seasons that would break the record for the most passing yards in a year by a bears quarterback
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
i don't appreciate Michigan State wearing alternates that make me question whether my ability to see green is still working properly
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 30/08/2025
College football isn’t for being a fan of a team, it’s for hating several teams for inscrutable reasons
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
SET TO RECORD
the schedule listing for the Packers @ the Cowboys on September 28, kicking off at 7:20 PM central
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 28/08/2025
The team owned by socialism has seized the means of the NFL's most valuable defender from Jerry Jones
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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