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Thomas Groeneveld

@tmgrinch.bsky.social
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Dad rocker, law talker, open road walker. Some people do, some people don't.

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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This Padres-Cubs game has a little bit of everything. 🍁 ⚾️
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still love this
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Buddy of mine asked me to post the drawing my youngest daughter, then age 4, made of a fart.
Child’s drawing in red marker of a little kid with curly hair, ridiculously protruding buttocks, from which is expelling a truly impressive amount of atmosphere, accompanied by the sound effect “plurt.”
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There will not be another like the Queen of Country, Dolly Parton. Her music spoke to millions across generations, including in our family.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t think AI is the future and I’m 100% basing this on how nobody likes those kitchen trash cans with the powered lids.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So far this year we've had: the warmest winter on record in the mountain west, a record-shattering heat wave in Europe, once in a thousand year rainfall and flooding texas and forest fire smoke blanketing the mid west and the north east. Feels like something's going on with the climate!
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Cracking up at Messi turning into Jimmy Conway after talking to Bellingham yesterday
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m preparing for the end of the World Cup in the only way I know how: Going to be moody and distant and shitty and hope it breaks up with me.
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Here come VARgentina
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just got soccer-splained by football purists. This sport is all vibes and corruption.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The American Revolution was fought by brave men willing to die for liberty. Patriot Front is fought by cowards willing to hide for fascism. Please read, subscribe & share: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/patriot-fr...
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Patriot Front: They're Not Patriots, & It's All A Front
aka the Dockers Reich; aka March of the Masked Mediocrities; aka The League of Extraordinary Virgins
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Second of third Little League era ended hours ago. The facets of what ends so abruptly are uniquely bittersweet.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just had to call timeout for myself. Learning.
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Don’t be sad. 35% of Americans believe we won the World Cup
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I keep expecting the temperature and humidity to become slightly less suffocating. It’s not happening. It’s almost midnight.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 01/07/2026
“When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.” Climbing the Empire State Building antenna just to drop this quote is wild. Message received, NYC. Loud and clear. 🗽
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The Great American State Fair is so bad I hear even the algae is leaving.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning
Matthew McConaughey in dazed and confused looking out the window of his car saying be a lot cooler if you did
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool.
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c t @whatulysses.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
can't argue with this.
screenshot from a pop-up window received after downloading Microsoft Office. It features a yellow triangle with an exclamation point and the text, "'Microsoft Teams' is damaged and can't be opened. You should move it to the Trash."
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Bob Jenkins @bobjenkins1930.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
There is nothing wrong with the reflecting pool. It was simply shaking too many hands.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
“Every time that flag's unfurled, they’re coming to America…”
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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The making of the TACO.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Melissa Ryan @melissaryan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Could be worse. We could have had a woman president.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
“Well, beat the drum and hold the phone / The sun came out today / We're born again, there's new grass on the field . . .” ~ John Fogerty Happy Opening Day!
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Maybe all roads lead to Gerardo Parra—
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Just rounded out some commute and gym playlists with a mix of Dre, N.W.A., Dag Nasty, and Minor Threat. And old Beck. Now going back for some Clash…
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
It’s OK. There are plenty of good moments…
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
“Act Two is generally much more freeform.” Word. Currently freeforming.
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
this sentence is supposedly just about hockey “instead of being better than their neighbors to the north, the Americans leaned into being meaner, heavier and generally more irritating” www.wsj.com/sports/olymp...
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They’re the World’s Most Hated Hockey Players—and America’s Greatest Hope
Matthew and Brady Tkachuk are despised across the NHL. They are also the linchpins for a U.S. squad hoping to become Olympic champions for the first time since 1980.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I may have exceeded my Winter Olympics fascination.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Friday night photos: DIY adventure (Part 2)
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Friday night photos: DIY adventure (Part 1)
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Just spitballing here, but maybe we should celebrate all this beautiful stuff and have a better country?
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Birthday yesterday = parenting two teenagers whilst still/daydreamingly relitigating significant chunks of my teenage years; we have a second-grader too—<jazz hands>
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Used to attentively watch golf in college. Finding ways to attentively watch PBS these days…
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Our middle child dubbed Colin Cowherd: “America’s Paul Hollywood” That’s a fascinating Venn diagram take.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Stinging/beautiful #somewhereintkpk
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Friday night photos: Rally
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Friday night photos: Sunrise offseason
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
What's the difference between most of us and Donald Trump? When someone screams "pedophile protector," most of us know it's not directed at us.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
May the four winds blow you safely home, Bob— 💀🌹
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/12/2025
A nuclear-armed U.S. under full totalitarian control is an existential threat to billions of people. To life on this planet. It's up to us, U.S. citizens living here in the imperial core, to stop it. Nobody is coming to save us. Not the U.N., not the ICJ. It's us or it's nobody.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
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