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Thomas Groeneveld

@tmgrinch.bsky.social
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Dad rocker, law talker, open road walker. Some people do, some people don't.

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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Abolish all domed baseball stadiums. Weather is part of the game. Ricochet outs aren’t.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ground rules. Baseball. Dang.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This Padres-Cubs game has a little bit of everything. 🍁 ⚾️
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’re all this guy.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“This is my mistake/Let me make it good” ~ R.E.M.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still love this
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He’s not the final boss. He’s broken and sad and it’s OK to start calling shit out.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Same with the Moon. And El Dorado.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Buddy of mine asked me to post the drawing my youngest daughter, then age 4, made of a fart.
Child’s drawing in red marker of a little kid with curly hair, ridiculously protruding buttocks, from which is expelling a truly impressive amount of atmosphere, accompanied by the sound effect “plurt.”
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Favorite part is arms, face, and both.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
<10 hours of Mii Song>
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Storming the field after upsetting WMU is rad!
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He’s definitely been the ejected parent/fan at a youth sporting event.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I liked this but would never wish that. I couldn’t if I tried.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There will not be another like the Queen of Country, Dolly Parton. Her music spoke to millions across generations, including in our family.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
SNL… We believe in you!
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Coming soon: Marine Golf Cart
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ohioan expat here. Ohioans booing for real is very bad.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t think AI is the future and I’m 100% basing this on how nobody likes those kitchen trash cans with the powered lids.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is this the author?
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So far this year we've had: the warmest winter on record in the mountain west, a record-shattering heat wave in Europe, once in a thousand year rainfall and flooding texas and forest fire smoke blanketing the mid west and the north east. Feels like something's going on with the climate!
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Cracking up at Messi turning into Jimmy Conway after talking to Bellingham yesterday
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ellsworth Stroopwafel
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m preparing for the end of the World Cup in the only way I know how: Going to be moody and distant and shitty and hope it breaks up with me.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It’d be a lot goggles if you did.
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Here come VARgentina
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My only solace… youtu.be/zZxZZGKeKoM?...
youtu.be
Hey, Mikey I Believe You
YouTube video by Caleb Nichols
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just got soccer-splained by football purists. This sport is all vibes and corruption.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The American Revolution was fought by brave men willing to die for liberty. Patriot Front is fought by cowards willing to hide for fascism. Please read, subscribe & share: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/patriot-fr...
johnfugelsang.substack.com
Patriot Front: They're Not Patriots, & It's All A Front
aka the Dockers Reich; aka March of the Masked Mediocrities; aka The League of Extraordinary Virgins
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you go down to the grill today…
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This is my favorite Shakespeare quote.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Second of third Little League era ended hours ago. The facets of what ends so abruptly are uniquely bittersweet.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just had to call timeout for myself. Learning.
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Don’t be sad. 35% of Americans believe we won the World Cup
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Some of those that work forces…
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I keep expecting the temperature and humidity to become slightly less suffocating. It’s not happening. It’s almost midnight.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Might be?
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 01/07/2026
“When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.” Climbing the Empire State Building antenna just to drop this quote is wild. Message received, NYC. Loud and clear. 🗽
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
SWISH!
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you get lost just head toward the vast, empty spaces.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Everything downtown/the Mall is the most glorious it could ever be
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The Great American State Fair is so bad I hear even the algae is leaving.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning
Matthew McConaughey in dazed and confused looking out the window of his car saying be a lot cooler if you did
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool.
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Thomas Groeneveld @tmgrinch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Trying to decide which D.C. monument has best mobility
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