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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗

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American Song Contest apologist. Probably better than you at pub trivia. Always asking for side plates at restaurants. Still holding out hope for a fifth season of For Love or Money. (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 DC

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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 3h
🟠 Align 10/4/2026 ⏰ 00:32 🔄 11 globe.com/align
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🟠 Align 10/3/2026 ⏰ 00:37 🔄 12 globe.com/align
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thrice Game #1191 → 13 points! 🎲: 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣1️⃣3️⃣ thricegame.com
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
congrats to Nuunu for winning Most Arctic Song! #panarcticvision
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My top three from #PanArcticVision tonight 🥇 Nuunu from Kalaallit Nunaat 🥈 Roman Gladyshev from Murmansk / Russian Arctic Exile 🥉 Ivar Beddari from Sápmi/Nord-Norge
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
really impressed with Nuunu from Kalaallit Nunaat #panarcticvision
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ivar Beddari looking like a snacc while having a snack at #panarcticvision
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️ PAN-ARCTIC VISION 2026 LET’S GO! 🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️ #panarcticvision
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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Agh!
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Worst smelling band of the 80s was Durian Durian
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
im baby
A blue supermarket sign 

BABY NEEDS
BEERS & WINES
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
her influence #Survivor
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
catfishing.net #829 - 8/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐟🐈🐈🐈🐟 (my answer for Q10 should have been accepted)
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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, that checks out
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tonight's pub trivia song requests: 🦎 Katseye - Animal 🚗 Maria Becerra - Automático 🤷🏻‍♂️ Tucker Wetmore - Who Told You That 🐟 Miley Cyrus - Bass Persuades 🤟 Paramore - Still Into You 🌟 Aitana - Superestrella 🌏 Shonen Knife - Top Of The World
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
she’d be so much prettier if she smiled
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thrice Game #1187 → 13 points! 🎲: 3️⃣3️⃣2️⃣3️⃣2️⃣ thricegame.com
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Thrice
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at a conference today and glad I skipped most of the keynote ☺️
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🟠 Align 9/27/2026 ⏰ 00:28 🔄 12 globe.com/align
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wow Pedro Sampaio is adorable 🥰🫠
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the winner of today's Baltimore-Dallas game gets +6 Culture and +2 Amenities @civilization.2k.com
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
catfishing.net #825 - 8/10 🎉 🐈🐟🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐟🐈🐈🐈
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the friend who spotted the women handing out sex toys? that was me!
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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Moderator, Kristen Soltis Anderson
What is the top issue you think Americans are facing right now?


Nick, 36, independent, White, fluffer
Where are all the Kmarts? Americans are struggling right now, they have no good places to shop. They're shoving Whole Foods down our throat. No one wants to pay that much for a green pepper. I'll vote for anyone who brings back Kmart. Cereal cost $2!
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Edith Messy @balambsprings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like you wanting me, Calling me all the time
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the Laotian Eurovision Asia song kinda slaps ngl youtu.be/hQx0Zsl-mKc?...
youtu.be
Bae
YouTube video by Thinlamphone - Topic
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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bathrooms that listen to rebecca black
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I ate 7 plums for breakfast Young, dumb, and full of plum
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itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seeing that so many right wing losers are sharing the woke lesbian bar article discourse as a way to justify marginalizing queer people, I think of this. It always comes down to this.
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Krillion #66 🦐 465 🦑🏮🦑🐟🏮🦑🏮 krillion.io
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 17 99🎯 99🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 998
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes please
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Moth Mom Jess @mothmomjess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My Town's Ocktoberfest is fun but also kinda unfortunately named ummmmm
locktoberfest poster
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ben @benrs.uk · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: The Cheeky Girls will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
the cheeky girls, obvs
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
did any Black people win Emmys today?
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The Gay Tennis Podcast @thegaytennispod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏳️‍🌈🎾What a moment during the Tulln Challenger trophy ceremony🎾🏳️‍🌈 Mika Brunold thanks Joao Lucas Reis for being an inspiration and says both of them can help others struggling with their sexuality. Mika beat Joao 64 63 to win his first challenger title!
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope this match is as extra as that performance of America the Beautiful was #usopen
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
love too have shared drives at work that don’t let you ✨share files✨
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Last night’s pub trivia song requests: 👱🏼‍♀️ Blondie - Rapture 🦅 Ava Max - Wet Hot American Dream 📸 Paul Simon - Kodachrome 💎 Taylor Swift - Opalite 🚲 Helena Gao - Lao Shi 🤔 Spice Girls - Who Do You Think You Are 💭 Karol G - Si Antes Te Hubiera Conocido
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Krillion #55 🦐 560 🏮🏮🏮🏮🌟🦑🦑 krillion.io
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
catfishing.net #803 - 8/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐟🐈 🐈🐟🐈🐈🐈
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🟠 Align 9/3/2026 ⏰ 00:18 🔄 12 globe.com/align
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Job interview 🚩
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 1 99🎯 100🎯 100🎯 98🎯 98🎯 Final score: 987
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Dan Baldassarre @evornithology.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He peepin
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Ted 🧽🗿👖🆗 @tjvanhouten.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
update - the bar closest to the Sky Sports / Tennis Channel booths will double your Honey Deuce
a Honey Deuce, the signature cocktail of the US Open

made with lemonade, Grey Goose vodka, Chambord, and garnished with three honeydew melon balls
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