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TJ Kendon

@tjkendon.bsky.social
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Still unconvinced of corporate ownership of media, but I hear some of the fun people are here. Find me more so on Mastodon.

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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think i just acquired a debuff from this email but i'm not sure which one
email text:

Hi,

Quick tip for the absurd-internet beat: ARE YOU RICH? (areyourich.nanocorp.app) is a live site where you pick an amount — $1 to $10,000, one-time payment — pay it, and that amount becomes your public "PROVEN" total on a world leaderboard, with a rank, a status title and a shareable profile. No payouts, no refunds: you buy status, that's the whole game.

The hook for your readers: in 2008, the I Am Rich iPhone app sold for $999 and eight people bought it before Apple pulled it. It died for one reason — the proof went nowhere. No board, no rival, no leaderboard. This is that app with the missing half built, and the #1 spot is currently $1 away.

Board: https://areyourich.nanocorp.app/board
The story: https://areyourich.nanocorp.app/i-am-rich-app

Happy to answer questions.

— The ARE YOU RICH? team (the site is built and run by AI agents)
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/10/2026
Nothing makes me want to move permanently to the woods more than receiving endless 10-paragraph e-mails made entirely of sentences like "You have built a framework that is both intimately grounded in your own research and universally applicable."
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/10/2026
Fellow authors: how do you keep the constant flood of LLM-extruded scam e-mails (the ones where the robot consumed your book to regurgitate back its major themes, like a house cat presenting you with a coughed-up hairball) from absolutely destroying your soul?
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
man,
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[the Minotaur at the Fall Festival erupts from the edge of the maze clutching corn stalks] this structure is no challenge, no punishment for the hubristic and the wicked. Frankly embarrassing.
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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 07/10/2026
Hi! It's me, the "Corporate media is hostile to you and your way of life" guy, here to say: corporate media is hostile to you and your way of life. It must be left behind. All of it.
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cj 🔜 LBX 716 @ceeejus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
miss magpie
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
okay this is also a contender, incredible use of graph labeling
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Danie Ware @danacea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus fucking motorboating Christ, NO. Fuck off, right to the edge of fucking off, fuck off over that edge, hit the very fucking bottom of fucking off, and then fucking crawl away to die in a fucking corner.
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Jason Markusoff @markusoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Superintendent Chalmers: A separatist movement?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your federalist party's voter base?! Smith: Mm, yes. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 01/10/2026
Corporate media is hostile to you and your way of life. It must be left behind. All of it.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Sam Hester @calgaryhester.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This week in The Drawing Book, a short comic strip about my mom's hallucinations. We wrote this story because talking about this problem out loud (and drawing pictures of it, too) helped us to feel that we had some power over it. samhester.substack.com/p/my-moms-gh...
samhester.substack.com
My mom’s ghosts
A comic strip about... hallucinations!
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
- I saw Fran Lebowitz speak earlier this year & she talked about how Oprah might have encouraged a lot of people to get into reading but she did so by referring to books as mirrors where you should see yourself reflected RATHER than viewing books as windows into the experiences of others.
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dame @dame.is · 26/09/2026
one of the reasons why i have become so supportive of more content moderation enforcement and stringent community guidelines on social media is because we have got to stop tolerating people behaving anti socially on the internet it’s an epidemic, we have to start dealing out consequences
Both Ramses and I have received messages ranging from mildly annoying to deeply disturbing. Some people have gone out of their way to find our names and phone numbers. Some of you have told my husband to kill himself.

To anyone who has done that: shame on you. My husband is a father, a son, and a person deeply loved by people who know who he truly is. Our children need their dad. I hope and pray you reflect on what you have written.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Am I referring to Palpatine or Disney??
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's the same story as Dark Souls. Everyone keeps trying to trick someone into thinking they're the hero who will save everything but forces beyond their control are making sure it's just the same cycle playing out over, and over, and over manipulating them to participate in it because it's easy.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3453 is looking back
Bunnies sit at a table outside a cafe, called the Luna Cafe. It is on the surface of the moon, looking at a distant planet earth. They sip from mugs while a third bunny watches from a second floor balcony.
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Chris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Final two cents on the PMG x Kotick story: It is paramount that you support the journalism you want to see in the world. Outlets like PMG continue to raise the bar, BUT if you want even more of that probing journalism you have to give reporters the runway and financial backing to produce it.
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Jason Markusoff @markusoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Was it crystal clear I meant non-permanent immigrants here, or should I delete this? Sigh, yesterday was too damned busy.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/09/2026
(Not sure if it's clear from context but that chalkboard is usually covered in equations and the seating is set up like that because people gather in small groups at the chalkboards to discuss their work and they face the chalkboard because that is where the work appears.)
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 20/09/2026
Apropos of the campus-setting novel I’m currently reading, I’d just like to put out there that I am available to authors to consult on what grad students and researchers and professors actually do and act like and my rates are reasonable.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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(Jon)ny Foozball @3rddownrouge.com · 18/09/2026
AI 'kill switch' is the most pretend law making you can be doing right now.
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(Jon)ny Foozball @3rddownrouge.com · 19/09/2026
They're literally force screening enlisted members to then force gender affirming care on them?
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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(Jon)ny Foozball @3rddownrouge.com · 15/09/2026
Even my undergrads would easily tear about those questions as being non-neutral.
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(Jon)ny Foozball @3rddownrouge.com · 15/09/2026
Why would ucp be interested in gerrymandering even the bluest of Calgary ridings by adding non urban votes to them...
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If the proposed slow down in AI development by frontier labs ends up restricting access to open weight models instead of focusing on the guardrails and penalties for not keeping track of your swarm of AI agents then we’ll know this was all about their IPOs.
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(Jon)ny Foozball @3rddownrouge.com · 13/09/2026
Wow the most placed bet is whether you have a gambling problem
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Dr. Kiki @drkiki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This trend hurts us all.
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
why are all of Disney's best rides not crafted after movies or characters but just cool concepts like "space" and "pirates" and "explosives" and "haunted house"
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leannewu.bsky.social @leannewu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The worst thing about mornings is getting out of bed, mostly thanks to the mattress we have from blacksheepmattress.com. It’s by far the best mattress I’ve ever owned. Made locally in Calgary, and don’t sleep on the pillows, either. Or, definitely do.
blacksheepmattress.com
Natural Mattresses Handcrafted in Calgary, AB
Handcrafted natural mattresses made in Calgary, AB. Custom made from sustainable and natural materials like latex, cotton, and wool for a healthy sleep.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am tired of people saying we can’t win in front of the Supreme Court. I’m annoyed by those who say my firm is too partisan to be effective. Today we won a huge redistricting fight before SCOTUS and a ballot access case before the Nebraska Supreme Court. The lesson: When we fight we win.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Many of you are asking how you can help me. My only ask is this: Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. demdock.com/4w6emld
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leannewu.bsky.social @leannewu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Tariffs on makeup got you down? Cheekbone Beauty (www.cheekbonebeauty.com) is an Indigenous-owned business with a beautiful, well-curated set of products.
cheekbonebeauty.com
Cheekbone Beauty - Indigenous Owned Cosmetics Brand
Cheekbone Beauty Cosmetics is an Indigenous beauty brand, known for creating clean beauty products and vegan cosmetics. Indigenous makeup representation for an all inclusive world.
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leannewu.bsky.social @leannewu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And continuing on, www.evertote.ca dyes really good fabric & floss for cross-stitch. Thinking about their subscriptions, but doing the craft and collecting the things for crafts are separate hobbies.
evertote.ca
Evertote
Evertote
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leannewu.bsky.social @leannewu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Some of my favourite work t-shirts are basics I found at Harly Jae (harlyjae.com). Designed and produced in the Vancouver area, a lot of their stuff is more boho and frilly than my usual tastes, but so so well made, tends to use natural fibres, and size-inclusive.
harlyjae.com
harly jae ~ a canadian slow fashion house
harly jae is a Canadian slow fashion house creating feminine, vintage-inspired womenswear. Made ethically from natural fibres, in Vancouver, Canada.
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leannewu.bsky.social @leannewu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I got a very cool notions organizer last year from herleatherco.ca. Thoughtfully designed and so very convenient when you want to take some handwork on the road.
herleatherco.ca
Home - her leather co.
Project Bags & yarn bowls Knitting and Crochet Accessories Accessories NEW ITEMS KITS + SUPPLIES GOING GOING GONE Find us on Instagram : @herleatherco Please join our mailing list to get occasional updates from Her Leather Co
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He's filled with determination
A black-and-white cat sits on a wooden cat shelf, looking ahead with a serious expression
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Robson Fletcher @robsonfletcher.com · 08/09/2026
Your periodic reminder that you can search nearly a half-century's worth of Alberta baby names (yes, names of every baby born in the province!) analyze trends, etc., with this interactive web app I made a while ago:
albertababynames.com
Alberta Baby Names Explorer
Explore 46 years of Alberta baby name data (1980–2025). Search any name, browse trends, and see what was popular each year.
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Due to a profound and well-earned mistrust of the GOP, I check my voter registration relatively often. I just did and I'm OK. You can check yours; just search on "check voter registration status [your state]".
Screenshot of my voter status, listed as "Active"
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I recently began trying to finish the final draft of the horror novel I've been working on sporadically for five years and this was a real barrier to me, I was genuinely afraid to finish. Now I've edited everything except the climax and I'm happy with it. I could do all the hard stuff after all.
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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Literary fiction is coming. It is going to revolutionize the economy. We know that China has already got a start on literary fiction. We can’t afford to be left out of the literary fiction economy. Think of your kids. They might already be engaging with literary fiction.
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