Reposted by tinybabybort @crushbort.bsky.social · 1him on about three hours sleep and juggling a dozen different fires today but i have to say this: once this country was able to accept a fraud like koko the gorilla as true it shouldn’t come as a surprise that donald trump got elected twice 4565
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 27mThe Raider isn't even in the B-2 role really, it's more like the F-117, which of course wasn't actually a fighter but they called it that because hotshots didn't fly bombers in the 80s 010
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 28mEh I think there's one best shape that makes financial sense given our existing stealth programs. I don't think the raider is supposed to be a big leap forward the way the B-2 was 110
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 37m"the most profound thing to happen in a marvel movie" lol that's like "the most humble Englishman" 0170
Reposted by tinybabyLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 49mwhen i read 'whilst' and 'disorientated' in a manuscript. 2714
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1hfortunately i have evidence that it really is the result of adolescent socialization: while the B2 spirit bomber was one of the coolest things I'd ever seen, the new stealth bomber the Raider or whatever does nothing for me. not that this matters to anyone but myself but it does matter to me. 180
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1him convinced google straight up does not want you interacting with their APIs unless you're another tech company but that's not practical so they intentionally make it an enormous pain in the ass to do things like make a one-off python script to extract data from a google sheet or something 020
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1hyes i know all the F-14s are either in Iran or chopped to pieces but that was the Coolest Jet when i was 13 2160
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1hthey should have a separate military that just blows up big piles of unrecyclable trash with F-14s and ship-based shore bombardment so i can think it's cool without feeling guilty 1120
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1him 100% anti military at this point in my life etc etc but i can't help the first 15 years of my life included constant socialization to think really big navy ships are cool. fighter jets too 3210
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 4hFor whatever reason I forgot to plug my phone in overnight long enough that I have like 120 apps that need updates, which is insane there are even that many on my phone, but now if I press update all in Google play it just crashes so idk how to fix it 4140
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 5hi think it's because of growing up watching comics from my parents generation on nick at night or whatever but "my wife"/"my ex wife" jokes hit on a level that's hard to describe 4291
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 5hAll those people getting into committed relationships with artificial intelligence. Oh you're getting married to a partner who always answers your questions kinda wrong, uses a ton of water, spends a lot of money, and is incapable of feeling love or affection? It sounds like you met, my ex wif.e 1736
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 5hEmberward is fun you should check out hte demo on steam. it actually gets hard despite the art style implying it doesn't. "enough about your penis what about the game" very good 0120
Reposted by tinybabytef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026writing a rationalist fanfic about 'who framed roger rabbit?' but it's a series of spreadsheets and charts explaining the economic benefits of a freeway system and justifying the wholesale destruction of toontown 434660
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 6hThis guy was personally convicted of the largest Medicare fraud in history 113418
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 6hDoes anyone have $500? I'm not asking you to give it to me I just want to know 11340
Reposted by tinybabyTAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 7hthey couldn't find letters small enough to get "Weatherspoon" on his jersey 510414
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 8hClaude has a new feature called hemorrhoid mode. Just ask it "how do I relieve my hemorrhoid pain" to activate it 1100
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 8hIt's not even really a feature. It's just a prompt that some guy is promoting by pretending it's something anthropic released. "Vinyl mode" doesn't even make sense 2161
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 23hi mean i think most of the problematic things that she's posted are, and not that this excuses it of course, a result of being 1000 years old and apparently intermittently senile 020
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026In the Senate it's hard to tell if people are trembling because of adrenaline or just age related essential tremor 0551
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026Ok it's been a week it's time for me to stop smoking the rasta Egyptian pharaoh weed right when I wake up. Because I ran out 1440
Reposted by tinybabyFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026if Eliezer Yudkowsky was born into a somewhat poorer family and missed a couple lucky breaks, he’d have ended up as an archetypal specimen of your friend’s older cousin who keeps boa constrictors and makes you listen to him talk about quantum physics in his parent’s basement in exchange for weed 301981165
Reposted by tinybabyRon de Beaulieu @rondebeaulieu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🌟History trivia!🌟 Combining Minneapolis and St. Paul into one city seemed like a probable outcome in the 19th century. Back then, Minneapolis was in better shape than St. Paul, and one commentator suggested naming the combined city "Minnehaha": "Minne" for Minneapolis, and "haha" for St. Paul. 4316
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026i must warn you: my penis could be too big. the pleasure it gives might tear society apart. our scientists just aren't sure yet 543557
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026the wiki pages for ras ben sakka en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ras_ben... and cape angela en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_An... are fucked up and self-contradictory can someone fix iten.wikipedia.orgRas ben Sakka - Wikipedia 030
Reposted by tinybabyautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026lol the post was stolen. now it's a perfect threads post. 020812
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026i bought some new (to me) types of weed and im sad im out of the one that had a rasta egyptian pharaoh on the packaging 2430
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026now that im unemployed i might try watching one of those feature length pornos all the way through without skipping. never done that before 9950
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026I am not even reacting to this because I have dedicated my full attention to thinking about babes 0260