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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 1h
im on about three hours sleep and juggling a dozen different fires today but i have to say this: once this country was able to accept a fraud like koko the gorilla as true it shouldn’t come as a surprise that donald trump got elected twice
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 2h
I like Reese's peanut butter cups because Reese's is also from Hershey. However Callista got me a Reese's peanut butter egg. It is good too.
about 7 hours ago vis web
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 27m
The Raider isn't even in the B-2 role really, it's more like the F-117, which of course wasn't actually a fighter but they called it that because hotshots didn't fly bombers in the 80s
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 28m
Eh I think there's one best shape that makes financial sense given our existing stealth programs. I don't think the raider is supposed to be a big leap forward the way the B-2 was
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 37m
"the most profound thing to happen in a marvel movie" lol that's like "the most humble Englishman"
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 49m
when i read 'whilst' and 'disorientated' in a manuscript.
Inglorious Basterds finger meme
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1h
fortunately i have evidence that it really is the result of adolescent socialization: while the B2 spirit bomber was one of the coolest things I'd ever seen, the new stealth bomber the Raider or whatever does nothing for me. not that this matters to anyone but myself but it does matter to me.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1h
im convinced google straight up does not want you interacting with their APIs unless you're another tech company but that's not practical so they intentionally make it an enormous pain in the ass to do things like make a one-off python script to extract data from a google sheet or something
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1h
yes i know all the F-14s are either in Iran or chopped to pieces but that was the Coolest Jet when i was 13
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1h
they should have a separate military that just blows up big piles of unrecyclable trash with F-14s and ship-based shore bombardment so i can think it's cool without feeling guilty
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1h
im 100% anti military at this point in my life etc etc but i can't help the first 15 years of my life included constant socialization to think really big navy ships are cool. fighter jets too
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1h
When they decom the ticos they should give one to me
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 4h
For whatever reason I forgot to plug my phone in overnight long enough that I have like 120 apps that need updates, which is insane there are even that many on my phone, but now if I press update all in Google play it just crashes so idk how to fix it
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 4h
Exactly
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 5h
i think it's because of growing up watching comics from my parents generation on nick at night or whatever but "my wife"/"my ex wife" jokes hit on a level that's hard to describe
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 5h
All those people getting into committed relationships with artificial intelligence. Oh you're getting married to a partner who always answers your questions kinda wrong, uses a ton of water, spends a lot of money, and is incapable of feeling love or affection? It sounds like you met, my ex wif.e
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 5h
Emberward is fun you should check out hte demo on steam. it actually gets hard despite the art style implying it doesn't. "enough about your penis what about the game" very good
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
writing a rationalist fanfic about 'who framed roger rabbit?' but it's a series of spreadsheets and charts explaining the economic benefits of a freeway system and justifying the wholesale destruction of toontown
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 6h
This guy was personally convicted of the largest Medicare fraud in history
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 6h
Does anyone have $500? I'm not asking you to give it to me I just want to know
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 7h
they couldn't find letters small enough to get "Weatherspoon" on his jersey
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 8h
Claude has a new feature called hemorrhoid mode. Just ask it "how do I relieve my hemorrhoid pain" to activate it
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 8h
I am also in the time 100 next (I am pink pantheress)
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 8h
It's not even really a feature. It's just a prompt that some guy is promoting by pretending it's something anthropic released. "Vinyl mode" doesn't even make sense
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 14h
loll
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 14h
skinemax sins
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 14h
you ever rewind a porno because you spotted a continuity error
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 18h
i personally am not doing it casually
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 23h
i mean i think most of the problematic things that she's posted are, and not that this excuses it of course, a result of being 1000 years old and apparently intermittently senile
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台羽正 @tadashidaiba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
In the Senate it's hard to tell if people are trembling because of adrenaline or just age related essential tremor
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
lmao
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
Ok it's been a week it's time for me to stop smoking the rasta Egyptian pharaoh weed right when I wake up. Because I ran out
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
She has posted some problematic stuff in the past
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
God she rocks except even she sucks
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
if Eliezer Yudkowsky was born into a somewhat poorer family and missed a couple lucky breaks, he’d have ended up as an archetypal specimen of your friend’s older cousin who keeps boa constrictors and makes you listen to him talk about quantum physics in his parent’s basement in exchange for weed
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Ron de Beaulieu @rondebeaulieu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🌟History trivia!🌟 Combining Minneapolis and St. Paul into one city seemed like a probable outcome in the 19th century. Back then, Minneapolis was in better shape than St. Paul, and one commentator suggested naming the combined city "Minnehaha": "Minne" for Minneapolis, and "haha" for St. Paul.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
IS. THAT. GOOD
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
lol these insane people are still going
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
sorry not sure why thi squote post is attached. it's unrelated
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i must warn you: my penis could be too big. the pleasure it gives might tear society apart. our scientists just aren't sure yet
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
the wiki pages for ras ben sakka en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ras_ben... and cape angela en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_An... are fucked up and self-contradictory can someone fix it
en.wikipedia.org
Ras ben Sakka - Wikipedia
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
no i mean like a bobcat
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
they should sell live animals on amazon
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol the post was stolen. now it's a perfect threads post.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i bought some new (to me) types of weed and im sad im out of the one that had a rasta egyptian pharaoh on the packaging
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i think this is ok to do
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
now that im unemployed i might try watching one of those feature length pornos all the way through without skipping. never done that before
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
I am not even reacting to this because I have dedicated my full attention to thinking about babes
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 28/09/2026
I would love to see a fat ass right now
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