Sign in

Your Undead Friend Shane

@timsneighbor.bsky.social
677 followers 267 following 2.4K posts

Award winning writer and two-time chili cook-off runner up who was put on this Earth to teach 8YOs how to hit lasers and flip bats. I moonlight as a lawyer, but probably not your lawyer. Evansville Super Fan, Baseball Ireland Ambassador

PostsRepliesMedia
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 46m
Solid back to back.
000
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thinking about buying that pub outside of Dublin with 2 houses attached that's been going viral on Instagram. It's less than a house in Atlanta.
010
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Federal work comp attorneys just started looking at beach houses.
110
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The amount of people on this site who are obsessed with harassing and shitting on the devs is wild.
000
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They didn't like my $5000 idea? Well these dumb fucks will love a big company getting bigger in a state where they don't even want to go.
010
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lol. As a youth sports coach, this is so objectively wrong that if this guy wasn't a known professional athlete, I'd have questioned if he had ever played sports.
340
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The culture has massively changed and fragmented, obviously, but people in their 40s and 50s not knowing popular music is eternal.
5794
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have now listened to The Song. I probably had heard it before. But it sounds like every other pop country song to me. It's just not a song people who don't like country are going to notice.
160
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Younger child puked on the way to our tournament today. 5 minutes from the fields. The kid rallied and came in to pitch and finish our final game, securing the win. Peak closer behavior.
020
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
5695443404
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
6146801036
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
137149483450
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Shark Attack: Great White Jaws
ALT: Shark Attack: Great White Jaws
110
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes. They like Trump.
010
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"May peace be with you with this punch." A thing my smaller child said in church promoting me to turn around and glare this morning.
110
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
ben @vtben.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My feelings on Kentucky football (chaotic good) are opposite of Kentucky men’s hoops (lawful evil).
1375
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is wild: scammers are hijacking real artists' official Spotify pages with AI slop to make $$$. We know this because we did it. We made AI music and put it on a real band's page. It was shockingly easy. There is a gaping hole in how music is digitally distributed www.404media.co/spotify-ai-m...
404media.co
I Hijacked a Real Artist's Spotify with AI Music. It Was Disturbingly Easy
A glaring loophole in digital music distribution makes it very easy to piggyback on the talent of real artists with AI generated music.
1122795
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hired someone part time because I didn't want to deal with admin stuff anymore. But now the emails won't work, so we're dealing with more admin stuff. Biggie Smalls was right.
040
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every day takes figuring out all over again how to fucking live.
110
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Guarantee Kraft et al didn't think this would get out. They live in a bubble. Fuck these guys. That they care so much tells me they have unclean hands. Also, stop giving money to billionaires!
130
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Staying in a hotel in Indianapolis while in town for a funeral. Prices were pretty high because the Colts have opening day today. Ended up paying 50 bucks extra to stay at the nicer hotel and it was worth it. Competent employees and legit clean rooms. *Chef's kiss*
011
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don't worry, the kids are cooking.
011
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why would anyone book Cruz? Because they think they're the majority. They're all Twitter-Brained. We suck at understanding percentages. yougov.com/en-us/articl...
yougov.com
​​From millionaires to Muslims, small subgroups of the population seem much larger to many Americans
When it comes to estimating the size of demographic groups, Americans rarely get it right. In two recent YouGov polls, we asked respondents to guess the percentage (ranging from 0% to 100%) of America...
010
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lady from the famous Ted Cruz porn tweet
10110490
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy anniversary to @whatwoulddingodo.bsky.social who got a discount for getting married on 9/11 in the late aughts.
221
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is the most truthful MAGA ad I've ever seen. A bunch of promises followed by an unathletic man ineffectively slapping baseballs like a wet towel.
150
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I personally love Trout's approach. Keep it simple and hunt fastballs. But I also like that he knows it's not the only approach, but it's the one that works for him.
000
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I had never seen this one. Hartman and Farley are outstanding. Sandman had a great line delivery too.
220
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Patsy Cline was born on this date in 1932.
Colored-pencil card drawing of Patsy Cline
0502
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
6957201592
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spud the bulldog is crowned the fastest dog in Minnesota at Canterbury Park, crossed the line face down in a photo finish (via Canterbury Park)
14691134
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Even if you’re not a college football fan you have to love this feel-good story for an underdog, do-it-the-right-way program like Michigan.
2757
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
010
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
Clean Observer @hammbear2024.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This woman is lucky we haven't put her in prison.
nytimes.com
How a Teenager’s Cancer Treatment Became a MAHA Crusade
Dayna Mooney chose alternative remedies over the recommendations of her son’s doctors. Was that her right as a parent or a threat to his care?
031
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We love it when clients don't show up for their court dates, don't we folks?
140
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Got me.
010
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've never understood the Bill Simmons hate. He's the one big media guy who seems to let the talent he hires do their things? I know he's not for everyone, but I just can't imagine hating him.
100
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
18 of the 25 operate out of either NY/NJ or LA. Crazy that the world's most informational connect creators basically live in 2 metro areas. The list looks diverse, but it's really just a bunch of people in the same bubble.
210
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
4. It's like they put together a list of people they know would personally annoy me with just one picture and quote.
010
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Older child making his squared circle debut.
020
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just secured a buddy to shred the national anthem. 🎸🎸🎸🎸
020
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is currently set up in my front yard. I live 200 yds from East Lake Golf Course/Tour Championship and decided to host Deep South Wrestling for a marketing event for my new firm and mediation company. There are going to be so many white guys in khaki shirts charging this out.
150
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One form of repercussions is playing 2K while drunk and getting yelled at by black dudes and repeatedly agreeing with those dudes about how bad you suck.
020
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
107143385750
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
City League Softball Champs. It won't be over until that big girl from Decatur sang...
020
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know some of you believe 1994's alternative is the best, but 1996 just throws out incredible song after incredible song.
Rock tracks from August 1996. At number one, Standing Outside a Broken Telephone Booth With Change In My Hand by the Primitive Radio Gods. Don't sleep on Lack of Water by The Why Store though.
121
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hell yeah. Keep making fun of these weirdoes.
020
Reposted by Your Undead Friend Shane
Steph Noh @stephnoh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Enes Kanter Freedom claims to care about protecting women. Yet he and other anti-trans voices have shown little interest in the female athletes that do not need their protection. www.sportingnews.com/us/wnba/news...
sportingnews.com
Enes Kanter Freedom and other protesters claim to protect women, yet show no interest in women they're protecting | Sporting News
Anti-trans activists protesting the WNBA consistently show no interest in the players.
2314
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🚨🚨Medora Alert🚨🚨 @contemplativejesus.bsky.social
110
Your Undead Friend Shane @timsneighbor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Volunteered with my boys for 6 hours this weekend at ball fields. Yesterday we cleaned the park and today we gave lessons to the younger kids. It's really wonderful seeing your kids give back and working alongside them. They earned some giant ass sprites (and I earned my Tropicalia).
040