Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@charliegoodtimes.bsky.social DEVENS! 000
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@charliegoodtimes.bsky.social My fuckin dog Devens doing it on this episode. 110
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026@lmtpod.city Were Sunderland really good in attack or were City poor in defense? I think the answer is probably both. I think the set-up pushing Enzo and Cherki super wide left too much space in the middle, but Brobbey is something else with the hold-up play. Just a weird, fun game. 010
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Nahhhh. Hull is touched with devil magic. 020
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Maybe I was in a college class...maybe I had to evacuate one of the towers and big beefy men held me gently while I did? Who knows it was 25 years ago?! 050
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026@lmtpod.city Very glad for the win. I thought the second half was terrible, though. It seemed like Coventry grew into the game, but I think that had more to do with City letting them do so instead of much they did. So many misplaced passes. Gvardiol was great though. 110
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Spurs may be fucking awful again. 000
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026@lmtpod.city I choose to believe that this is a case of City being very good as compared to Palace being utter crap. That said, I thought that Haaland, Cherki, Foden, and Semenyo were are great. There can't be many times that City have had three 18 year olds on the pitch at the same time either 010
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I love that Maresca just brought the children on. 000
Reposted by Contemplative JesusContemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Rayan Cherki...THAT BOY NICE 011
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Nothing Donnarumma could do about that. 000
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026@lmtpod.city I thought Haaland was really good today even without a goal. He did a lot more dropping deep than he's done in a couple years and it really helped move the team up the field. I'm excited to see how it looks when the whole team is there and firing. 020
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026@lmtpod.city The team looked so much better when Nunes came on for Rico. Rico's physical limitations make him such a liability. There was one point where he was pressing Alex Scott and it looked like a kid vs an adult. He is also constantly bullied off the ball. Just sadly not up to the level. 110
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Internal Auditor: Do you have a documented process for emptying and filling the cup? How do you ensure the cup is never empty? 020
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Why do I keep seeing Harry Maguire making runs into the box? What type of attack is it that your center half is consistently trying to work combinations with your left winger? 010
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026@lmtpod.city It's a good thing the Community Shield is a fake trophy. That said Donnarumma was shit, Khusanov looked lost at RB, and there was no defensive presence with Kovacic playing the holding role. It would be an overreaction to take much from the game IMO because Grealish got 45 min. 000
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Donnarumma was not great that half. 000
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I'm very excited for the match for Schrödinger's trophy. I hope City beat the brakes off of Arsenal. 120
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social If not for Rob Neyer linking to Shysterball in his blogs in like 07 I (and probably a lot of folks) wouldn't have found out about your writing. 010
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social I have to quibble with your explanation of offside. It's not the last defender minus the goalkeeper, it's just the last two defenders (one is just the keeper like 99.9% of the time) and the ball. If two defenders are behind the GK then the GK doesn't factor. 120
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026(I have always liked Ferran and wish he hadn't left City) 100
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Spain is about to get hit with the City special. Team scores with their first shot on target. 000
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Watch someone like Pedro Porro or Eric Garcia score. 000
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Emi Martinez is having the game of his life. 020
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Spain's defense is incredible. They have totally cut Messi out of this game. 110
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026You know the teams are getting their shit off when the ref needs Icy Hot mid game. 010
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026@crawf34.bsky.social had my first lobster roll this evening (Legal Seafood in Boston). You're on to something with your festival because that shit was delicious. 240
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I wanted England to win...but at least they lost in an incredibly funny way. 010
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Mrs. CJC and I are in Boston (I'm at a conference) and we spent some time in Beacon Hill. That's the only remaining original cobblestone street in Boston. We just stuck our heads in Cheers. 030
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026@rwohan.bsky.social somewhere Fufi is turning up for that goal. 000
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026That's the stupidest way to get yourself sent off. Totally deserved though because he dove like a mofo. 000
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Look, all US Soccer has to do to compete like Norway is: - Make it more affordable to play - Focus on fun instead of competition - Change social dynamics in most of the country - Have a young world star that opts out of the country's development path and goes abroad - Create a superhuman to score 120
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026France isn't losing in this tournament if they don't have an underperformance with their finishing. Spain with fully healthy wings could maybe give them some issues, but otherwise I don't think there is another team that has a midfield technical enough to keep the ball from them and get it in behind 100
Reposted by Contemplative JesusRyan O'Hanlon @rwohan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026They need to make youth soccer cheaper in Morocco. 1635
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Alexi Lalas talking makes this worse 010
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This performance:static.klipy.comDumpster Fire BlazesALT: Dumpster Fire Blazes 020
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026What the fuck was he doing? Just boot the fucking ball 010
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I know that I follow the right kinds of people because every last post is basically saying that Ronaldo can rest in piss. 110
Contemplative Jesus @contemplativejesus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This game is on crack and I love it. 000
