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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 2h

Sinus infection and treatment weekend: I haven't eaten a lot over the last three days and am a touch cranky. Seeing how the Padres lost last night? You can put it in the paper I am the crankiest mfer ever.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 16h

Never knew how much I wanted the college football rules shown by cheese cracker players until I saw it.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 17h

I know everyone hates gambling, but there were some absolute gifts of bad lines in the smaller conferences today.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 20h

I will say, I think people are judging Matt Campbell a bit too quickly. I will not say the same about Kyle Whittingham.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This Charlotte team may not be very good. Follow me for more genius level takes.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sneaky great uniform match up in this Pitt-VT game.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"I can't tell you how good that play was." Well, we're all screwed then because that is your job.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Honestly, the best use case for this group of people. They will be wrong, and there is nothing that this task force will ever accomplish. But better this than trashing the entire civil service infrastructure.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Watching the Flyers get embarrassed by their hated rivals: Man, I would hate to be the team that opens their season against them tomorrow! Shit

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"He had a great camp according to the team" A sentence that loses its meaning when it is said about every player in the league.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagine working your entire life to become an NFL player, all the blood, sweat, and tears. Just to end up being called out by name in Jersey Mike's commercial as someone Jackson Smith-Njigba made look silly on his way to a touchdown.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm sorry, you are right. Throwing an eighth wide receiver screen may have led to that pick 6. In the future, I will not pull from "The "Best" of Bob Toledo's Offense".

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

R1, R2, L1, X, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up Full armor in vice city. I think. Maybe GTA 3.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There is peace and prosperity in paradise tonight. The Mighty Tulane Green Wave win 24-21, requiring a blocked field goal to seal the deal. Tulane has won 9 home games in a row (first time since 98-99). Also have won 9 straight games decided by 8 or less, longest in FBS.

The Tulane victory bell. First time they have won this at home since 2002. I was there the last time? That feels wrong.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That was former Tulane great Alec Clark with the punt to the one yard line.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Aguero not even putting his hands up when the call is made, bad sign for overturning a targetting call.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Thom Brennaman is announcing the Central Michigan-Miami game? Has Nick Castellanos done anything we should be aware of today?

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wow, I thought Skinner from Louisville stepped out there. Heck of a balancing act there.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Lmao, this isn't a rivalry game. You can't "simulate using the restroom".

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have taco bell and a caramel apple. There is brown ale in the fridge. Tulane is taking home the bell tonight. I am ready for this Saturday.

The Angry Wave holding a megaphone and sneering off camera.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"(His Coach) doesn't want him thinking much." My coaches are nodding their heads to that one.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There is a movie about John Madden? And it is rated r? How much full frontal nudity does that story need?

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Everyone is predicting the Florida Panthers are going to bounce back and contend. Having lived through the Jacob Markstrom experience, there are a lot of nights where he can't stop a beach ball. I think they have a huge downgrade in net.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It will be a cold day in hell before I give my bank account info to Skynet so that it can spend money for me. "But you are going to be left behind." Yea, ok, that's fine, I'll be left behind with my money.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If that isn't a blunt rotation from hell, I don't know what is.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Post my drafts As I am sure you all guessed, I just fire away with a nary a thought. Or an editor.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Going to save everyone clicking on the video on ESPN. "Can LSU's playoff hopes recover from loss to Ole Miss?" Yes. They just have to win out if they want to feel comfortable whatever day they pick the playoff. Is it a Sunday? Hell if I know.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Ole Miss-LSU game was fantastic... but did NC State really lose like that? Am I falling victim to AI?

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not many* people know he started at Tulane. *Most college football fans know, but in the grand scheme of things, that isn't even ten percent of the people on Earth. So it works.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Watching Mekhi Hughes and Darian Mensah on a Friday night. No, I am not sad. Just disappointed.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I am 46 years old and just saw my first ever commercial for candy corn.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Whoever writes these Liberty Mutual commercials will never enter Valhalla. Or any positive afterlife.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I love seeing ads that start with "Don't buy this". Finally, instructions I can easily follow.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The year is 2026, a baseball announcer is doing an ad read for a show called Lanterns. He refers to John Stewart as a legendary character. My life goal is now complete, I stare into the distance.. And pick a new life goal. Get the Spectre up to that level now. Because what is life without goals?

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Arkansas got the first turnover of the game, can Utah do the same?" No, Mr. Analyst, Utah cannot get the first turnover of the game if Arkansas already did. Not even Arkansas can mess that up.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

There will be peace and prosperity in paradise tonight. New Orleans keeps whatever the argument about Mardi Gras was over, 28-24

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Well, the offenses in Alabama-Kentucky are still tied at 0-0.

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Mike had a thought once, therefore he was @sendalienstome.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I am a bad person for saving this to make future "A second...." jokes. I understand this. I also probably won't do better.

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