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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

there are spiders everywhere for those with eyes to see them

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I haven’t re-watched them in a long time. But I remember enjoying Doppelgänger and Bright Future.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I life was longer, I’d definitely get into designing and building guitars. Mortality gets in the way of taking on every cool hobby/craft.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Whoa. Freaky alien bass. I love it. And he made a version themed after Kansas City BBQ!? lol.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Totally. I was just looking around my place yesterday and saw all my guitars and thought. “damn! I’m doing well!” My 7year old self wouldn’t know that none of them are top dollar guitars. What’s your dream instrument?

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What’s something not too expensive you could probably buy today that your 7 year old self would think means you’ve got it made? I’m thinking…a full sized gumball machine filled with banana runts.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

a “I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy” bumper sticker on a rusted out 1974 Dodge Dart.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

his event tonight in the Seattle area has a streaming option. seattle-arts-and-lectures.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/ins...

seattle-arts-and-lectures.my.salesforce-sites.com

Seattle Arts & Lectures

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a plume of white smoke billows out of the Vienna Beef Factory to announce a new Cubs-supporting Anti-Pope has been elected.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Damn. How bad would he look without all the infusions of young poor people blood?

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

@mikerugnetta.com the idea of brainrot is a result of the endless options. When we engage in mindlessness we are aware there are a million better things we could be doing. Vs, in 70s your only options were 3 tv networks, going to the local pub, or reading whatever books you happened to already have.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Most of my mythology knowledge was from a highschool class. I’m realizing now my teacher edited out the best parts. It’s like realizing I had only seen the version of an R rated movie in the version censored for TBS.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I will share my friend Quandary’s music every single time I see them post a link. Phenomenal music and person. (you might hear my voice on a track in there too)

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Sorry to hear it. Things have been trying here too. Something large must be in retrograde. Can the Sun be in retrograde?

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

…but we never question whether Tiny Tim has bad vibes.

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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Takes a big shark to admit this.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Yep. That’s your fault. We have to engrave it on your tombstone now.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

At my mom’s house she was watching an ABC News/Nat Geo broadcast about how wonderful America is. Diane Sawyer described elk antlers as the males “looksmaxxing.” I had to explain what this meant to my mother. From “Hellmaxxing” to this. The trajectory of ideas is insane and uncontrollable.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This is good. I may need to go communicate with the Old Man of the Crater myself. (OMOC?)

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J. BOO!👻ma @broccoliwizard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This story about the first Seattle Superintendent of Schools' encounter with a truly unusual cryptid on Mt. Rainier remains one of my favorite pieces of weird Washington/Seattle-adjacent history: liminal.earth?markerid=7081

Old timey black and white photo of a E.S. Ingraham, a white man in 1890's dress, with a bushy handlebar mustache.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I went there once many years ago. Might drop by again.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Another PNW pop culture location. First time I’ve been to this one.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Gaines, not Haines. But I’m not re-typing all that.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

1996, Garth Brooks performs on Muppets Tonight, portraying himself having an identity crisis. Trapped by country music and grasping at straws for other personas to try on. 1999, Brooks releases an emo album under the name Chris Haines. Conclusion: The Muppets broke Garth Brooks.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Take heed, traveler. No longer isolated to the oceans, Land Sirens can set traps anywhere.

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jessica hayworth @angrycomics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

takin one more of these!

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It’s like if you could drop by the bridge of the Enterprise anytime you wanted.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Never gets old living 30 miles from my favorite location in all of pop culture.

Selfie of the poster in front of Twede’s Diner, the location of the Double R in Twin Peaks.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You exist? (scoffs) Loser.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’d start a rock band with myself. we’d bicker like the boys from Oasis and break up and have disappointing solo careers.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Ringo passes out. Brian Epstein smells an overturned soup bowl next to the drum riser. “Onions.” Cut to black Fade in, Ringo’s POV from a hospital bed. The Beatles are there. “You’re alive.” “it was like I was trapped. Drowning in a glass cage like Houdini. But it was an onion.” “A glass onion? Hm”

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026