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Tim @timburga.com · 17h
if i ran a website i would simply click the button that lets the site stay up
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Tim @timburga.com · 18h
before this endangered art dies please witness and embrace this case of respectful disagreement the debate is ongoing there are no personal insults assumptions are challenged no one loses, this isn't sports ideas are clarified by being challenged
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Tim @timburga.com · 20h
i have many spicy takes about college fraternities and the greek system in general and they mostly cluster around the need to excise them as one would a tumor
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Tim @timburga.com · 22h
getting old sucks but they have all kinds of pills for this now
arstechnica.com headline: The large robotic arm on the International Space Station has stopped working
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Tim @timburga.com · 28/09/2026
one person being able to have 100,000 followers is policy failure
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Stuart Palmer @spalm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole".
"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole" truncated to "Fresh Butt ... hole".
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Tim @timburga.com · 28/09/2026
later losers, i'm going to filthy rich inventor town
A red pickup truck with a cartoonish drawing of long boom-mic-style arm attached to the bed. The arm extends out in front of the truck and holds a large horseshoe magnet at its tip. The magnet is pulling on a large metal plate attached to the front of the truck.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Phil Hill @highburyphil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social Doctor of Urology ... Richard Chopp
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Tim @timburga.com · 27/09/2026
i didn't know what an Ella Langley was before today but here's a fun fact - she was apparently born on the day of the strongest tornado ever recorded there, that should fix the discourse
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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Tim @timburga.com · 25/09/2026
signs of fall everywhere
the low tire pressure warning in my car
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Tim @timburga.com · 25/09/2026
just learned that i want to read all news in pidgin from now on www.bbc.com/pidgin/artic...
Headline: FBI begin investigation afta claims say hackers tiff details of all dia agentsSection headers of the story: Who be hackers and how dem enta FBI portal, How FBI react to di hackers claim
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Tim @timburga.com · 25/09/2026
as a deep appreciator and long time fan of more free time, it brings me no pleasure to suggest that some people have too much free time getting likes by sharing rage bait is not the validation you think it is
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Tim @timburga.com · 24/09/2026
the world tamale eating championship is in town this weekend and it says James Webb will be competing but I'm pretty sure he's a space telescope so i may have to go check it out
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Tim @timburga.com · 23/09/2026
fellas stay true to your heart and ignore the siren song of the soul-stealing olive peddlers
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Tim @timburga.com · 23/09/2026
anise/black liquorice black olives liking these are red flags in potential mates
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Tim @timburga.com · 23/09/2026
post your drafts
a bunch of suspicious half finished thoughts
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Tim @timburga.com · 23/09/2026
on my way to steal yo girl
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Tim @timburga.com · 22/09/2026
hypothesis: opus 5.5 is just opus 5 with a hardcoded "are you sure?" system instruction
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Tim @timburga.com · 22/09/2026
fuck yeah brand new CHVRCHES
youtube.com
CHVRCHES - Roses (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by ChvrchesVEVO
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Tim @timburga.com · 22/09/2026
i'd disguise my tv signals as aurora noise too if i were an alien who didn't want humans (derogatory) moving into my neighborhood
sciencealert.com
Astronomers Detect Radio Signals Coming Directly From an Exoplanet For The First Time
There's no proof of other life beyond Earth yet, but scientists are constantly looking out and listening for signs that we're not actually alone in the Universe.
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Tim @timburga.com · 22/09/2026
first rain in 10 weeks lfg
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Tim @timburga.com · 21/09/2026
oh cool the very normal Ellison family has more power now
the og 3 panel Vince Mcmahon meme in which he reacts to the various absurdities in the article
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Tim @timburga.com · 21/09/2026
just now finding out that the goat of early labelers got wrecked because people suck
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Tim @timburga.com · 21/09/2026
Sunny showed us the way forward many years ago
the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia gang sell gas out of trash cans
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Tim @timburga.com · 21/09/2026
Germany veering hard right again? it's a lazy trope at this point this show needs better writers
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Tim @timburga.com · 20/09/2026
if accessibility is important to you check out @altheroes.com, my 18 month old attempt to gamify alt text usage on atproto
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 19/09/2026
I assume that when whoever is making it IPOs they will reveal the full lineup implied by the existence of Tilly Norwood.
Grid of logic gate options as Venn diagrams of Tilly Norwood, Tilly Orwood, Tilly Andwood, Tilly Xorwood, Tilly Nandwood, and Tilly Xnandwood
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Tim @timburga.com · 19/09/2026
solar panels run on pure magic
daily generation graph of my new setup showing 413kWh generated this month
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Tim @timburga.com · 19/09/2026
(my friend after i explain the grink) was this in a regino?
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Tim @timburga.com · 19/09/2026
oh you sweet summer child, thinking prices would quickly go back down
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Beans all over.
A bucket hat with a baked beans all over design for 25 American dollars
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Tim @timburga.com · 18/09/2026
stoked that orbs are back in the news
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Tim @timburga.com · 17/09/2026
searches for "meryl streep asian" up 9000%
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Tim @timburga.com · 17/09/2026
weeeee
a Valero gas station in town that is completely out of diesel
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Tim @timburga.com · 16/09/2026
my tub of cookie dough ice cream had ZERO cookie dough in it for two weeks i hoped that this would be the night i would uncover a morsel and then went to bed disappointed, hopes dashed we used to be a proper country
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Tim @timburga.com · 16/09/2026
rejected action movie scene, considered too improbable: a car crashes inside a bus killing some of the riders, and then a helicopter covering the scene falls on a pedestrian and kills them and everyone inside
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Tim @timburga.com · 15/09/2026
this site's going down the shitter
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Tim @timburga.com · 15/09/2026
distilling a complex domain down to the simplest, most understandable model that faithfully represents it is my last source of dopamine in this world and the robots will not take that from me
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never linger; rightly grow @nlrg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: SHE HAS BEEN TALKED TO AND HAS HAD NO BOOZE. I WILL LET YALL KNOW IF IT ESCLATES. RIGHT NOW SHE IS POUTING IN HER SEAT. SO I THINK WE R OK Area: Blaine, MN, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9 A: #a8f376fc424 F: #f2ced08a147
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Tim @timburga.com · 13/09/2026
happy 41st birthday to my little brother who i definitely never sent down the stairs in the laundry basket when he was 5
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
I think about this every year
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Tim @timburga.com · 11/09/2026
the real 9/11 was the friends we made along the way
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Tim @timburga.com · 11/09/2026
the petrichor is always sweeter when it hasn't rained in two months
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Tim @timburga.com · 10/09/2026
tim apple is rolling in his grave
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