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Tim but Spooky

@timburga.com
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 29/09/2026
i didn't mind them so much but a lot of people really hated the Quiznos spongmonkeys
those freaky Quiznos spongmonkeys
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 29/09/2026
getting old sucks but they have all kinds of pills for this now
arstechnica.com headline: The large robotic arm on the International Space Station has stopped working
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 28/09/2026
later losers, i'm going to filthy rich inventor town
A red pickup truck with a cartoonish drawing of long boom-mic-style arm attached to the bed. The arm extends out in front of the truck and holds a large horseshoe magnet at its tip. The magnet is pulling on a large metal plate attached to the front of the truck.
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 25/09/2026
signs of fall everywhere
the low tire pressure warning in my car
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 25/09/2026
just learned that i want to read all news in pidgin from now on www.bbc.com/pidgin/artic...
Headline: FBI begin investigation afta claims say hackers tiff details of all dia agentsSection headers of the story: Who be hackers and how dem enta FBI portal, How FBI react to di hackers claim
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 24/09/2026
art
1mo
alexa draw goofy as bud dwyer
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 23/09/2026
post your drafts
a bunch of suspicious half finished thoughts
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 23/09/2026
damn
Screenshot showing that the eldersonly.com domain was snapped up in 2000
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 21/09/2026
oh cool the very normal Ellison family has more power now
the og 3 panel Vince Mcmahon meme in which he reacts to the various absurdities in the article
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 21/09/2026
Sunny showed us the way forward many years ago
the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia gang sell gas out of trash cans
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 19/09/2026
solar panels run on pure magic
daily generation graph of my new setup showing 413kWh generated this month
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 17/09/2026
weeeee
a Valero gas station in town that is completely out of diesel
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 15/09/2026
boy's got a head like sputnik!
Mike Myers as the dad from So I Married An Axe Murderer
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 12/09/2026
stick in the bicycle spokes meme but the stick is closed weights
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 10/09/2026
i can't help it
Hunter Biden Memecoin Rugpull stylized as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 07/09/2026
the tar pitch experiment
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 06/09/2026
kill... meeee....
broke-ass-looking seal-walrus thing
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 04/09/2026
it's hard to fool these things when you say shit like "hey y'all does that po'boy come with a soft drink"
the dialect map being pretty spot-on in placing me in south Louisiana/Texas
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 03/09/2026
"Corrugated Metal Siding" stylized as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 03/09/2026
now we're cooking with photons
graph showing my freshly-installed solar panels beginning to generate ~2kw
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 01/09/2026
>The new analysis is 2.6 sigma
Not Great, Not Terrible: the HBO Chernobyl series meme
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 30/08/2026
looking through some Puerto Rico pics i took and you better believe half of them are of cats
little black kitty basking in attentionthe same little black kitty thinking okay that's enough attentiona black kitten hides behind furniture
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 25/08/2026
digging this one out of mothballs for the occasion
the old ermahgerd meme but it's ernable
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 25/08/2026
trending tab delivers
"Pennsylvania Measles Outbreak" stylized as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 23/08/2026
clearly i have never gotten over the War of Northern Aggression
A map of the US showing where I've lived and visited

I am not exactly well-traveled
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 23/08/2026
fancy pooh meme about the fancy L
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 21/08/2026
sleep now in the fire
A floofy gray kitty sleeps on her favorite heating pad next to a plushy of the This is Fine dog which is also sleeping
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 21/08/2026
this is some gatekeeping bullshit buddy
my pds isn't ready for bulletins :(
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 20/08/2026
"atproto private spaces" in the teenage mutant ninja turtles font
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 20/08/2026
it is genuinely funny to me how frequently and thoroughly this guy gets rolled
AP headline: North Korea fires barrage of missiles toward the sea after dismissing overture from Trump
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 19/08/2026
got my ass @pds.dad
a generated post from me which reads "the box it comes in will become the star of the show, i feel it in my bones. also, why are we still pretending the edit button is a luxury feature and not a basic human right?"
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 18/08/2026
it's fine this is fine all.. alllll gooood
screenshot of the AWN app showing nearby temps varying from 103.6 to 111
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 14/08/2026
right in the driver door.. i was almost a tim kebab!
My poor lil Kia post-crash. It is probably a toaster now.
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you
impact-absorbing end cap on a highway barrier that did its job correctly, unlike the ~50% of them that impale cars and people
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 09/08/2026
i mean how can you not
a ridiculously floofy gray kitty is splooting upside down on a rug
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 06/08/2026
relationships are so hard
Me: ❤️
Claude: Likewise. See you tomorrow.
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 05/08/2026
man this is crazy, so many questions does the assistant know yet is this streamed or how do we see it
Ars Technica Headline: Google plans to kill Assistant on your phone on September 4
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 02/08/2026
art
an impressionable young man who is mad because now he has to talk about a lobster fetish with therapists for the rest of his life
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 29/07/2026
extremely relatable
Snippet from Ars Technica story about the Swift telescope rescue mission: 

The Link satellite developed by Katalyst Space Technologies “experienced issues with attitude control” over the weekend, NASA said, causing the spacecraft to spin and resulting in sporadic communications.
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 28/07/2026
missing the beasties
no lease on the blob queue -
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 27/07/2026
steal_yo_girl.meme
Ugly-ass 2000s era Prius
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 22/07/2026
this fucking nightmare timeline won't quit
Headline: US to announce deal allowing Saudi Arabia a nuclear programme, reports say
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 22/07/2026
slowly growing accustomed to this very different culture
a Puerto Rican Wendy's
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 21/07/2026
it's going off out here
Native Puerto Rican dancers doing their thing
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 20/07/2026
diary day one i am adapting rapidly to their customs and have already met with their king
a hippo in 18th century royal attire because fuck you
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 19/07/2026
the only way i travel
instructions on how to put a life preserver on a baby, as depicted on the flight safety card of an A321
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 18/07/2026
everywhere a reminder of our second class status as android users
For iPhone: Add your boarding pass to your Apple Wallet so it's always available from your lock screen and you'll get automatic updates on flight status and gate changes.

For Android: Take a screenshot of your boarding pass so you can quickly access it from your photos.
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 15/07/2026
in my day only the blowouts we had were oil wells
Headline from FOX 4 News Dallas-Fort Worth:
Explosive diarrhea cases rising in Texas
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 13/07/2026
well that was a letdown
Current Bluesky trending list in which Nigel Farage is sandwiched between Lindsey Graham and Sam Neill, leaving an initial impression that he may have something in common with them before the harsh disappointment of reailty sets in.
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Tim but Spooky @timburga.com · 13/07/2026
gtfo
Current AP headlines:
Lindsey Graham dies
Mitch McConnell breaks silence
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