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Tim @timburga.com · 1m

I think it's done some prison time so probably best not to ask

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Tim @timburga.com · 6m

relatable.. my knees sound the same when i stand up

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Tim @timburga.com · 21m

oh god the legs when it walks

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Tim @timburga.com · 29/09/2026

if i ran a website i would simply click the button that lets the site stay up

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Tim @timburga.com · 29/09/2026

actually this seems like a serious issue if i, as an account haver, can visit another pds page that looks exactly like mine, enter my handle, and not have it redirect

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Tim @timburga.com · 29/09/2026

going to delete this now, obviously

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Tim @timburga.com · 29/09/2026

she's wearing those sunglasses right into the store classic shnoob smuggler behavior

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Tim @timburga.com · 29/09/2026

before this endangered art dies please witness and embrace this case of respectful disagreement the debate is ongoing there are no personal insults assumptions are challenged no one loses, this isn't sports ideas are clarified by being challenged

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Tim @timburga.com · 29/09/2026

oh my bad this is another pond-crossing thing, I thought A-level meant comp sci was your major, like it's what you want to go into

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Tim @timburga.com · 29/09/2026

how will you know if your model is hallucinating though? learning a programming language conditions your mind to anticipate or at least recognize when and where agents go off the rails there's still plenty of value in understanding the work before you hand it off

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Tim @timburga.com · 29/09/2026

search for frat scandal and you'll have to filter to current week to keep the list manageable

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Tim @timburga.com · 29/09/2026

i used to troll them in the campus newspaper classifieds by offering to be anyone's friend for half the yearly greek dues they embolden shitty people to indulge their worst urges and then do a little charity work to clean up their image fuck them

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Tim @timburga.com · 29/09/2026

fuck fuck I didn't say that

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Tim @timburga.com · 29/09/2026

Glonzo is real and runs a tattoo shop in Fresno

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Tim @timburga.com · 29/09/2026

i have many spicy takes about college fraternities and the greek system in general and they mostly cluster around the need to excise them as one would a tumor

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Tim @timburga.com · 29/09/2026

i didn't mind them so much but a lot of people really hated the Quiznos spongmonkeys

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Tim @timburga.com · 29/09/2026

getting old sucks but they have all kinds of pills for this now

arstechnica.com headline: The large robotic arm on the International Space Station has stopped working

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Tim @timburga.com · 28/09/2026

one person being able to have 100,000 followers is policy failure

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Tim @timburga.com · 28/09/2026

this is antigingerism

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Tim @timburga.com · 28/09/2026

*ding* you have been dropped from Ed Sheeran's tour

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Tim @timburga.com · 28/09/2026

from each according to their wetness to each according to their thirst

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Stuart Palmer @spalm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole".

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Tim @timburga.com · 28/09/2026

i still think linkedin takes the trophy but it's neck and neck

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Tim @timburga.com · 28/09/2026

later losers, i'm going to filthy rich inventor town

A red pickup truck with a cartoonish drawing of long boom-mic-style arm attached to the bed. The arm extends out in front of the truck and holds a large horseshoe magnet at its tip. The magnet is pulling on a large metal plate attached to the front of the truck.

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Tim @timburga.com · 27/09/2026

warning from experience: password managers will fight virtual routes like that even harder than subdomains if you have app-level auth enabled

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Phil Hill @highburyphil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

@actualnames.bsky.social Doctor of Urology ... Richard Chopp

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Tim @timburga.com · 27/09/2026

i didn't know what an Ella Langley was before today but here's a fun fact - she was apparently born on the day of the strongest tornado ever recorded there, that should fix the discourse

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):

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Tim @timburga.com · 26/09/2026

the straps did not consent doscuss

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Tim @timburga.com · 26/09/2026

cops: freeze right there! iced coffee: oh no okay sure *smirk*

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Tim @timburga.com · 26/09/2026

don't give mine ideas

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Tim @timburga.com · 26/09/2026

>got the android crash rate down to a historic low

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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social

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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day

Take five minutes to not destroy civilization

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Tim @timburga.com · 26/09/2026

you get to keep everything you did here instead of it all being erased and starting over again

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Tim @timburga.com · 25/09/2026

signs of fall everywhere

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Tim @timburga.com · 25/09/2026

just learned that i want to read all news in pidgin from now on www.bbc.com/pidgin/artic...

Headline: FBI begin investigation afta claims say hackers tiff details of all dia agents

Section headers of the story: Who be hackers and how dem enta FBI portal, How FBI react to di hackers claim

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Tim @timburga.com · 25/09/2026

we should be here to have fun and learn weird shit

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Tim @timburga.com · 25/09/2026

as a deep appreciator and long time fan of more free time, it brings me no pleasure to suggest that some people have too much free time getting likes by sharing rage bait is not the validation you think it is

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Tim @timburga.com · 24/09/2026

the world tamale eating championship is in town this weekend and it says James Webb will be competing but I'm pretty sure he's a space telescope so i may have to go check it out

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Tim @timburga.com · 24/09/2026

slop-cannon just entered my daily vocabulary 🤌

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Tim @timburga.com · 23/09/2026

fellas stay true to your heart and ignore the siren song of the soul-stealing olive peddlers

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Tim @timburga.com · 23/09/2026

there's that genetic thing where cilantro tastes like soap for some people and i wonder if this is similar

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Tim @timburga.com · 23/09/2026

anise/black liquorice black olives liking these are red flags in potential mates

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