Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i am running headfirst into a bayonet charge for this calf 010
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"An all-candidates forum without penetrating questions or in-depth dialogue is a pale form of democracy." whereas my sham town hall based on arbitrary amounts of money raised is actually a DEEP form of democracy, losers! 181
Reposted by Ser P. Mulletmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 49102321815
Reposted by Ser P. MulletEl Goth Futbolero🦅🇲🇽 @elrich-a.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#RCTID to the Surman news. 061
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comByuntear Incrives MemeAlt: Traumatized Mr. Incredible 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Say what you will about the Timbers but whoever invented roasted peppers in cheese should be anointed. #rctid 000
Reposted by Ser P. Mullet👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026INTERVIEWER: wow, that's great, thanks for showing me 50 pictures of different plants from your camera roll. now for our last question, what's your biggest weakness? ME: i am still pretty sure i could fix lauren boebert 191
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026youtu.beMichael M - Everyone Hates The Balloon GuyYouTube video by Michael M 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Issuing a fatwa condemning all MLS announcers who employ the following phrases: - “…in those transition moments” - “AH-chay AH-chay” - “cheeky little” (lesser citations for “lovely little”) - “…and that just allows him to…” - “Messi” 002
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026yo who was skinning so many cats that they investigated MULTIPLE methods of approaching the job? 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026By god’s eye you will turn off my “feed the levain” alarm when I’m cold and dead (but the levain is still rising). 000
Reposted by Ser P. Mulletmitch (he/him) @drmitchpdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026tag yourself i’m “woke lawmaker” www.dailymail.com/news/article...dailymail.comWoke lawmaker refuses to apologize for vile tweets that backed riotingMitch Green, who represents District 4, had old tweets resurface, including where he vouched for rioting and abolishing the police. 4048441
Reposted by Ser P. Mullet🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026its fucked up how enjoyable lying down while turning off an alarm every 30 minutes is 081
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026please put it in the newspaper that we got mad 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026every year i get a bit verklempt when I remember that pepper season ends 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"see, we've programmed them with Three Laws..." 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 14/09/2026we must construct the Ms Rachel Caliphate ourselves, it cannot spring into being fully formed from our wishes alone. 000
Reposted by Ser P. MulletDyke Spiegel @cowgirlshebop.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Will Stancil is the Brianna Wu of cis men. 925742
Reposted by Ser P. MulletSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 08/09/2026A nice thing about parenthood is the part of your brain that wants to be cool never really comes back online. You’ll be walking and and see a butterfly and you’ll mutter “flippyflappy haha” to yourself even though it’s been years since anyone in your household laughed at that 1621612
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026That buildup to the final F major chord in Invention #8static.klipy.comFunnyAlt: Homer Simpson drooling 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 06/09/2026God bless my lovely wife, who, when listening to me excitedly sharing the news of the Timbers’ first MLS hat trick, asked me “that’s when you kick it over your head into the goal?” #rctid 070
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m hiding my power levels, is what I’m reading here 000
Reposted by Ser P. MulletSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/09/2026Alexi Lalas on the screen in a Rutgers shirt, presented without comment 1427038
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ol-ive Ol-ive maaannnnnn I want to be an Olive Man 000
Reposted by Ser P. MulletSer P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 19/02/2026why yes I could eat a can of olives, thank you 011
Reposted by Ser P. MulletCouncilor Sameer Kanal @councilorkanal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Mel Blanc, Beatrice Morrow Cannady, Clive Charles, Beverly Cleary, Woody Guthrie, Hazel Ying Lee, Linus Pauling, Mark Rothko, and Elliott Smith all come to mind. 13292
Reposted by Ser P. MulletIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/09/2026Even aside from Rowling being an insane monster, Jesus fuck I am sick of hearing about Harry Potter 733561563
Reposted by Ser P. MulletStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 02/09/2026Sometimes I see posts saying “people are discoursing” when what they mean is that people are talking. So I put together this guide for you to determine the difference: If I like the topic and/or participants, that’s a discussion If the topic or participants are annoying to me, that’s discourse 21981115
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 28/08/2026man windows sucks so much i just want my wallpaper slideshow to work 000
Reposted by Ser P. MulletKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/12/2025not to be harsh but some of you are unknowing puppets of evil and i detest you because i think you make the world a worse place through your actions that perpetuate suffering and misery. i am ideologically opposed to every manifestation of your will because you are a tar pit and a black hole of ill. 95103498
Reposted by Ser P. MulletAzure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The world has evolved beyond the need for a United States of America 26015
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026many are calling it "the timbers won and now it's time to ride home" 000
Reposted by Ser P. Mulletdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i am so tired of all of this shit. im tired of people getting vaporized wantonly with my tax dollars. im tired of being ruled over by mafiosos. im tired of the demands that normal people sop up the crocodile tears of bad faith wreckers. im tired of the alternating threats/self pity of trillionaires 149298
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Been waiting for this to happen, and have been shocked it’s not more common give the state of Portland drivers. Definitely contributes to me never eating in one, emissions aside. 010
Reposted by Ser P. Mulletsmall general strike @spice.bsky.social · 05/02/2025losing my mind at this Rick Steves clip 7925233
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 25/08/2026No one is feeling this deeper than me and my wife, the empty bedroom is Giving Me Emotions. 020
Reposted by Ser P. Mulletdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"you have to admit, AI is useful for--" no i don't. no one needs to hold the devil's pitchfork and think of what it could poke 11255245
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Loving the Marti introduction lap, already more terrace interaction than most of Phil’s tenure? 100
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 18/08/2026everytime i see discourse about the teen rasputin or whatever, i instantly hear David Tennant in my brain going "PAAAAAARRRRRPPPP" from the HTTYD audiobooks. seems fitting. 000
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