Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026someone tell uhaul that the soccer hall of fame left oneonta like a decade ago. 010
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026actually happened as I was born, but I grew up in its shadow:en.wikipedia.orgOrange Crush Defense - Wikipedia 010
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Broke: When It Happens Woke: When Someone Makes It Happen Bespoke: When We All Work Together To Make It Happen 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the romantic interpretations of bach will continue until morale improves 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Work is encouraging me to join the "Mental Health Challenge" Buddy, that's every day around here! 100
Reposted by Ser P. Mulletlizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i don't want a seventh progressive vote on council i want a twelfth 1837
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Literally have to hit the gym in order to sit on a bench for an hour FML 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026All I wanna do is play piano but I hurt my back playing the piano so I gotta wait until it heals again 😔 110
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026wow, they weren't kidding about that oval office press event... 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026'Did Chopin mean E natural or E flat in bar 3 of prelude #20' – the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate, 000
Reposted by Ser P. Mulletfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train 394627788
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026every time i'm stuck in some gift shop, i say "oh, quirky shot glasses! i like shot glasses!" and then I remember my cupboard full of barely-used novelty shot glasses. 010
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i am running headfirst into a bayonet charge for this calf 010
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026whoah, that just Proust-ed this back into my head, i had totally forgotten about it:youtube.comGo the Fuck to Sleep Read by Samuel L Jackson HDYouTube video by Healthitude 020
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026QT is deleted, but i'm liking this because I'm not joking.... 110
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah they didn’t do *crimes*, just built an edifice out of fraud. Many such cases! 010
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"An all-candidates forum without penetrating questions or in-depth dialogue is a pale form of democracy." whereas my sham town hall based on arbitrary amounts of money raised is actually a DEEP form of democracy, losers! 181
Reposted by Ser P. Mulletmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 49103231829
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Pretty sure the good quality chanterelles are going for around $24/lb at the Hollywood farmer’s market. Oh I also meant to tell Brian there were paw paws for sale there too, from Eloise Organics. 010
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Always Be Invertingstatic.klipy.comAlec Baldwin's Glengarry ABCs of ClosingAlt: Alec Baldwin's Glengarry ABCs of Closing 010
Reposted by Ser P. MulletEl Goth Futbolero🦅🇲🇽 @elrich-a.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#RCTID to the Surman news. 061
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comByuntear Incrives MemeAlt: Traumatized Mr. Incredible 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Say what you will about the Timbers but whoever invented roasted peppers in cheese should be anointed. #rctid 000
Reposted by Ser P. Mullet👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026INTERVIEWER: wow, that's great, thanks for showing me 50 pictures of different plants from your camera roll. now for our last question, what's your biggest weakness? ME: i am still pretty sure i could fix lauren boebert 191
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026youtu.beMichael M - Everyone Hates The Balloon GuyYouTube video by Michael M 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Issuing a fatwa condemning all MLS announcers who employ the following phrases: - “…in those transition moments” - “AH-chay AH-chay” - “cheeky little” (lesser citations for “lovely little”) - “…and that just allows him to…” - “Messi” 002
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026yo who was skinning so many cats that they investigated MULTIPLE methods of approaching the job? 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026By god’s eye you will turn off my “feed the levain” alarm when I’m cold and dead (but the levain is still rising). 000
Reposted by Ser P. Mulletmitch (he/him) @drmitchpdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026tag yourself i’m “woke lawmaker” www.dailymail.com/news/article...dailymail.comWoke lawmaker refuses to apologize for vile tweets that backed riotingMitch Green, who represents District 4, had old tweets resurface, including where he vouched for rioting and abolishing the police. 4148441
Reposted by Ser P. Mullet🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026its fucked up how enjoyable lying down while turning off an alarm every 30 minutes is 081
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026you could articulate what you disagree with, though? 040
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026please put it in the newspaper that we got mad 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026every year i get a bit verklempt when I remember that pepper season ends 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"see, we've programmed them with Three Laws..." 000
Ser P. Mullet @timbers-wire.bsky.social · 14/09/2026we must construct the Ms Rachel Caliphate ourselves, it cannot spring into being fully formed from our wishes alone. 000
Reposted by Ser P. MulletDyke Spiegel @cowgirlshebop.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Will Stancil is the Brianna Wu of cis men. 925742
