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Burritos make me heart go pitter patter. Good at receiving surgery. My favorite meat is hotdog.

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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 22h
Has fielding gotten worse in the MLB? Seems like a lot of sloppy defense out there
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 23h
Maybe after an extended lockout the MLB will find a way for a mid-market team like the New York Yankees to compete with a major market juggernaut like the Tampa Bay Rays.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Should not be forgotten that Cam Jurgens played through a back injury that later required surgery in the NFC Championship Game and the Eagles' Super Bowl LIX win. Valiant effort.
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In this house we respect Cam Jurgens. He completely put his body on the line for a Super Bowl. Hope he can get healthy and turn things around.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Arby's we have the meats!
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bijan Robinson versus the league's worst run defense went about as expected on the first Falcons drive
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Washington’s QB just made an insane throw. Looking like Carson Wentz in 2017.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have you ever cheated death?
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bad idea for the Phillies to construct a lineup made up entirely of Pedro Cerrano’s IMHO.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tortie kitten jimmi pickles relaxes on the couch next to chihuaua pup Tomatillo, who won’t be making any sudden movesThe simpsons “i’m in danger” meme
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Baseball playoffs tomorrow
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These Republicans are scum. Reminder that they are attempting to ruin Jack Smith's life — prosecute him for perjury! — only because he did his job as a public servant with integrity.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another heater from The Onion theonion.com/dog-cant-bel...
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Greg Gadren @greggadren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It gets better! It was a crew from Amtrak! You WILL take the train. www.bbc.com/news/live/c6...
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Flights delyed at major US airports after cable cut by construction workers
A US aviation official says the damage was caused in New Jersey, prompting delays in New York City, Boston and Philadelphia.
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Poster hailing Chairman Milley Dictator of the National Salvation Council.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 11/05/2026
My feelings on the subject:
Tony Soprano: IN THIS HOUSE, "ALL-STAR"
BY SMASH MOUTH IS THE
MILLENNIAL NATIONAL ANTHEM.
END OF STORY!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Derrick Henry's Rushing Yards Over Expected since turning 30: 2024: 562 (1st) 2025: 320 (2nd) 2026: 30 (2nd) Source: Next Gen Stats
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Some people have not spent considerable time in the comment section of a Phillies blog in the mid-2000s arguing with someone named "Davthom" about backup catcher Chris Coste and it shows.
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe the Packers should look into emulating this impressive ground attack.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dump passes to my RB2 in fantasy. This is what we waited all offseason for.
static.klipy.com
Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile
ALT: Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kinda weird how Mike Vrabel keeps calling the backup QB a "sidepiece"
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
he wouldn’t meet sick kids but he made time for….this. wild.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Rebels having some trouble with Lincoln in the second half
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026
Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys theonion.com/jets-hope-to-sell-more…
Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is where they’ll start the real life BlueSky commune
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's an ethnic cleansing campaign, and was never about crime. If anything, pulls resources from fighting crime, and increased crime due to crimes by ICE officers. Also, this is NY Times at its best: highlighting an important issue up top, drawing attention to it, and including a useful data visual.
New York Times top of the website screenshot, August 27, 2026. Shows a graph of ICE arrests by criminality, demonstrating that most ICE arrests, especially most of the recent increase, are non-criminals.

Article: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/08/27/us/ice-immigrant-arrests-trump-deportation-dhs.html
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hogs get fat, pigs get slaughtered
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’ve watched Star Trek for literally decades now and yet Starfleet has yet to invent seatbelts.
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revarson.bsky.social @revarson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The key products made in Philadelphia are sandwiches and people who know how to fight.
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
why does the Cleveland Browns' new stadium legit look like a prison lmao
Cleveland Browns stadium, Huntington Bank Field, very angular and black, like a high-tech prison
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
AC/DC, DMX & John Williams
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River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Who's the most famous person whose phone number you currently do not have but could get in 24 hours.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Indiscriminately putting ankle monitors on an entire nationality, thousands upon thousands of people living in a small community, all of whom were living here entirely legally until a few days ago when you revoked their legal status. It’s an authoritarian nightmare.
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The reeling Phillies will be playing a game in a cornfield tonight? Perfect.
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Apparently the whole problem in Silo is that they didn’t have President Trump around to brutally devastate and completely destroy Iran.
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nice, we won.
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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My Bad My Bad Chelsea Chanel Dudley Laughs
ALT: My Bad My Bad Chelsea Chanel Dudley Laughs
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is quite possibly the most Phillies I’ve watch all year (I turned it on an inning ago). I don’t know what you people have been complaining about.
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It’s a TBex @timbeckel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think a cohort of Phillies fans really overrates our prospects because in like a 5 year period the Phillies developed Jimmy Rollins, Ryan Howard, Chase Utley, Carlos Ruiz, Brett Myers and Cole Hamels. Also snagged Victorino and found out he was actually a major leaguer.
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David Manning @photodave219.fightins.online · 17/11/2024
From "Andor" written by Tony Gilroy. 'The Trail of Political Consciousness' Read it. Remember it. Learn From it. Always resist.
There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And then remember this. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
tyranny
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bscherzer.bsky.social @bscherzer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Humans and horses are both long-distance animals. Make the race longer, and the results even out. In fact, there is an annual man vs horse marathon - the horses have the better record, but the results are probably closer than expected: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_ver...
en.wikipedia.org
Man versus Horse Marathon - Wikipedia
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