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Mewling Tim

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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Buy Chloe's pylons before I do. I have no wall space and very little money so you'd be doing me a solid x
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I find fasting really interesting and love hearing people who do so talking about it. "May your fast be easy and meaningful" is a lovely phrase.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For anyone not aware of why you need to take rabies seriously: this was the 15th. Say she did get infected when she picked it she's got about 5 days left to get the first shot. Without that shot symptoms will kick in around 10 days. Once they do she is 100% going to die in one of the worst ways.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/09/2026
it’s Labor Day, so it’s time for Boots Theory support your local unions, folks, and don’t let the bastards get you down
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Men at Arms was not only the first Pratchett I read but the first book I remember reading on my own. It's no wonder I became such a fan of Discworld and also generally the person I am. Foundational. Also probably still my favourite. A fantastic book.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Think this about covers it.
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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s dangerous to go alone, take this
A person holds a small, cute opossum facing the camera against a background of freshly mowed green grass and a clean pathway. The opossum has grey and white fur, large dark eyes, a pink nose, and wide black ears folded back, with its tiny pink-toed paws and long tail visible.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Scrappy-Doo physique". Excellent stuff.
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/09/2026
I'm 90% certain that the "England 'til I die" that the masked mob were chanting about is an AI image of a Miss Marple style high street with buses going the wrong way, a dog with 5 legs, and "click Like if you rembemmber pikn'mix" in big letters, that they saw on Facebook this morning.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Arab Strap's new album is predictably excellent.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I also endorse buying Chloe's fantastic art on a Friday(other days also acceptable for buying Chloe's fantastic art but it's Friday today so what're you waiting for?)
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Was meant to go to a gig tonight but my friend is ill and has pulled out. Don't fancy a 6 hour round trip on my own so going to miss it. Gutted. This calls for a large amount of grilled meat and strong booze.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
do not insult machines. this could actually happen
Post from @hailey.at that says

“bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:

future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result”4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Pink guy standing next to a toaster with a piece of very burnt toast. He says “Urgh, you useless fucking bolt box”

Transition that reads “12 Years Later”

Panel 2:
Pink Guy bursts into a hospital with his unconscious son in his arms. He yells: “somebody help me. My son is very sick”

Panel 3:
There is a shadowy doctor in the foreground. Pink Guy implores him “Doctor, please” the Doctor replies, “well well”

Panel 4: The Doctor reveals himself and oh my god is the toaster from the first panel who has now become sentient and got his doctorate. He sneers “wellll well well well well well”
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 25/08/2026
All the biggest announcements from Gamescom Opening Night Live aftermath.site/gamescom-openi...
keoff geighley
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm not sure anyone could write a more beautiful tribute to someone than what Gillian has been kind enough to share here.
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🎵Her name is April, I have a dream about her 🎵She likes my shell, I got sai class in half an hour 🎵Oh, how she rocks, in Keds and tube socks 🎵But she doesn't know who I am, and she doesn't give a damn about me 🎵'Cause I'm just a teenage turtbag, baby 🎵Yeah I'm just a teenage turtbag, baby etc
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Haven't heard this one mentioned yet.
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Homer Simpson: Why Must Life Be So Hard?
Alt: Homer Simpson: Why Must Life Be So Hard?
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head: 1. You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel 2. The lesson is, never try 3. I would kill the children of a thousand planets just to see you smile 4. You don't win friends with salad 5. It's bringing love! Break its legs!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@steinkobbe

There were some incredible posts at the height of the NFT bubble

@TaschaLabs

If you make a NFT of a real diamond, and the diamond itself gets destroyed in a fire tomorrow, you still have the same asset.

Because the token still exists and is in limited supply just as before. Nothing has changed.

What NFT is doing to the concept of asset, few understand.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Supermassive Attack
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of the first "outrageous" claims I saw as Jason Arday's media hounding unfolded was that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days! Wow! What a thing to claim! And the newspapers all suggested there was no evidence he actually did it. Well, they clearly didn't look very hard 🙄 🧵 1/26
Photo after Jason's final marathon taken from his archived blog showing Jason surrounded by supporters in orange charity t-shirts
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
These marathons were one of his defining achievements. And the British media pretended there was no evidence they happened. That it was just something he 'claimed' to have done... Now try and tell me their hounding was about "getting to the truth" RIP Jason 😢 26/26
Jason at the end of his final marathon surrounded by supporters
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Credence Clearwater Revival: Best Of
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Homer Simpson Goes Crazy: Don't Mind If I Do!
Alt: Homer Simpson Goes Crazy: Don't Mind If I Do!
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh it's pleasing to see this turning lots of people against two people I have considered cunts for some time. Absolute history nerd and listen to lots of podcasts but TRIH is fucking dog shit because of these two.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Oh so you caused this to happen by refusing to vote for the only available alternative which would have also made this happen? You are the worst person alive."
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Baked beans are maybe my worst autistic ick food. Can't stand the sight or smell of them. Pizza is my ultimate autistic comfort food. I cannot overstate how much I hate this.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
PSA mostly for @hleehurley.com Diplomatico rum currently £30 with a nectar card in Sainsbury's. Pretty decent price for a lovely rum.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hope none of you bought any plants today... #eclipse
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Audrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour'
Alt: Audrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour'
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Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sisyphus with his bin.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Going to war with a wasps nest in the garden once the sun goes down. Wish me luck.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I fail to see how there can be any pollen when all of the plants are on fire
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains
Jeff Buckley - Grace
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Good Law Project @goodlawproject.org · 25/07/2026
Over 150,000 came out in full force for London Trans+ Pride to say loud and clear: Trans rights are human rights 💖
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
🏳️‍⚧️❤️
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Love and solidarity to Berlin and all LGBTQ+ people tonight. Fucking horrible.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"him"? Fuck off.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh yeah sure he's absolutely living it up in Broadmoor. Also everyone making suggestions about 'manipulating the system' is being pretty fucking insulting to the clinical professional(s) who I have no doubt take assessments and decisions like this really really seriously.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@brainmage.bsky.social you have outdone yourself here. Excellent work.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 23/07/2026
An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop, sources have reported.
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Autistic man with special interest in Harry Potter gets over it, leaving you with no excuse
An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop,…
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
EXCUSE ME
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Not to diminish the experience of anyone who has had a rough time when coming off of SSRIs, it wasn't nice when I did, but the claims being made about the severity of symptoms are way overblown. Surely that is counterproductive to their aim of getting people to stop using them.
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Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
People who grew up in the era of leaded petrol and Facebook really is a perfect storm.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Text which says: I remember. when I was a small boy in the 1960s, saying "Dad, what's an anachronism?" and he simply replied "Google it".
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Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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A meme that has been sat in my phone for years. God knows why.

On the left: a picture of the joker and a pregnant crazy frog.

On the right the text reads:

“She asked for a nude, I sent her a pic of Joker gently embracing
an impregnated Crazy Frog and she blocked me.
Then I realized
she wanted a nude of
my body;
I, a fool, sent one of
my soul.”
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Ed Miliband Has Questioned Western Foreign Policy – And That's Why the Worst People Hate Him” For Zeteo UK, Owen Jones examines why the worst pro-war and pro-Israel people are foaming at the mouth about the new foreign secretary.
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Ed Miliband Has Questioned Western Foreign Policy – And That's Why the Worst People Hate Him
He's 'the most destructive politician', an ally of 'Israelophobes' – and not even a proper Jew, say high-profile commentators. Why are they foaming at the mouth about the new foreign secretary?
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