Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Meanwhile I am in a beer garden toasting our inevitable doom via complete climate breakdown. Deep down I know it shouldn't be 21° but as someone who gets horrendous SAD I will bask like a greedy lizard until the last possible moment. 010
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Buy Chloe's pylons before I do. I have no wall space and very little money so you'd be doing me a solid x 052
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I find fasting really interesting and love hearing people who do so talking about it. "May your fast be easy and meaningful" is a lovely phrase. 031
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 19/09/2026For anyone not aware of why you need to take rabies seriously: this was the 15th. Say she did get infected when she picked it she's got about 5 days left to get the first shot. Without that shot symptoms will kick in around 10 days. Once they do she is 100% going to die in one of the worst ways. 001
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I chose to read it as "all guests at Everton Stadium get given a £20 bag on arrival". That would be a lovely smelling football match. 110
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don't believe in their framing of what happened here either. This poor little guy was leeched so badly by its uncaring parasitic "friends" it was left physically disfigured for life. Sick little bastards. 010
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Space Stephen. It can only be space. The moon at the very closest. 010
Reposted by Mewling TimIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131693349
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Squirrels are my dog's special interest. Seriously though "canine autism"? These people are very very strange. 010
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I have something to say. It's better to burn oot than to fade away. 030
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Anyone who has lived on a shoe(or boot) string feels it in their bones. 001
Reposted by Mewling TimMicah @rincewind.run · 07/09/2026it’s Labor Day, so it’s time for Boots Theory support your local unions, folks, and don’t let the bastards get you down 663246
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Men at Arms was not only the first Pratchett I read but the first book I remember reading on my own. It's no wonder I became such a fan of Discworld and also generally the person I am. Foundational. Also probably still my favourite. A fantastic book. 000
Reposted by Mewling Timgas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It’s dangerous to go alone, take this 863094371
Reposted by Mewling TimHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/09/2026I'm 90% certain that the "England 'til I die" that the masked mob were chanting about is an AI image of a Miss Marple style high street with buses going the wrong way, a dog with 5 legs, and "click Like if you rembemmber pikn'mix" in big letters, that they saw on Facebook this morning. 41299
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If I have one complaint it's that you have too many really good listings and I am very indecisive. Seriously though the shop is looking fantastic. Theseus' bum especially so. 110
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I also endorse buying Chloe's fantastic art on a Friday(other days also acceptable for buying Chloe's fantastic art but it's Friday today so what're you waiting for?) 031
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Imagining some kind of human head jousting contest to decide who is the hardest egg. 020
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Was meant to go to a gig tonight but my friend is ill and has pulled out. Don't fancy a 6 hour round trip on my own so going to miss it. Gutted. This calls for a large amount of grilled meat and strong booze. 000
Reposted by Mewling TimSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026do not insult machines. this could actually happen 7951851033
Reposted by Mewling TimAftermath @aftermath.site · 25/08/2026All the biggest announcements from Gamescom Opening Night Live aftermath.site/gamescom-openi... 321554506
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I'm not sure anyone could write a more beautiful tribute to someone than what Gillian has been kind enough to share here. 010
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 25/08/2026You damn well better be wearing something *fabulous* while you do x 110
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That's lovely and very easy to hear her speaking it in your head. 030
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The impact they have is incredible. Also I only found out this absolutely ice multi generational dam exists in Canada. It is fucking HUGE! parks.canada.ca/pn-np/nt/woo...parks.canada.caWorld’s Largest Beaver Dam 000
Reposted by Mewling TimDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026🎵Her name is April, I have a dream about her 🎵She likes my shell, I got sai class in half an hour 🎵Oh, how she rocks, in Keds and tube socks 🎵But she doesn't know who I am, and she doesn't give a damn about me 🎵'Cause I'm just a teenage turtbag, baby 🎵Yeah I'm just a teenage turtbag, baby etc 3224
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Fuck. FUCK! I'm annoyed by how good this is. Sai class... God damnit👏 010
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Yikes but alsostatic.klipy.comLet Them FightAlt: Let Them Fight 000
Reposted by Mewling TimNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Haven't heard this one mentioned yet.static.klipy.comHomer Simpson: Why Must Life Be So Hard?Alt: Homer Simpson: Why Must Life Be So Hard? 271
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I love the line when he has to resort to the french instructions. "Le grille? What the hell is that?" 020
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head: 1. You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel 2. The lesson is, never try 3. I would kill the children of a thousand planets just to see you smile 4. You don't win friends with salad 5. It's bringing love! Break its legs! 020
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Was just thinking that someone who works as a cop is one of the only kinds of person I can think of that I could imagine even considering doing this to a kid. 001
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Micah please keep this kind of shit to yourself. We shouldn't all have to suffer for your foolishness. I am going to assume you are lying and never looking directly at the exercise bike in the corner of the room. 0100
Mewling Tim @tim606.bsky.social · 22/08/2026While being aware there are great people and dickheads everywhere, and that the time I have spent with Scandinavians has exclusively been while travelling and they've been other people on holiday and having a lovely time I am still of the opinion the Scandinavians are fucking great. 000
