Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Let's make this slaughterhouse into a slaughterhome 011
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Better lock up the Small Cylinder guy until the sale is over 000
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 23/06/2026They should have voting for the VP a separate thing, to temper things. The GOP can have the Most Racist Guy they'll inevitably all rally behind but the fractured left can at least play spoiler by forcing a pairing with, like, Bobcat Goldthwait 000
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Guy who pronounces "rom-com" like "roam comb" 010
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Thomas J would have been a grandfather by now 000
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 09/03/2026There's normal stupid and then there's a stupid type of special because I'm a normal stupid 000
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The great miracle of the universe is how in the 24 hours between showers the loofah that last enveloped my junk is now perfectly suitable for scrubbing my face 000
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 11/02/2026How come of all the "Varsity Blues" stars fucking Jon Voight is still alive 000
Reposted by Edgar Allan Home DepotDogpatch Press @dogpatch.press · 01/02/2026Sight in San Francisco (from a friend) 92106493193
Reposted by Edgar Allan Home DepotDia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 05/01/2026 272176469
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Happy birthday 2026 you are just a little baby yet but please donut fuck this up 000
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Fantasy Football Semifinalist Holding Out Hope For 40-Point Stat Correction Christmas Present Suddenly Turns Virulant Atheist, Details At 10 000
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 10/11/2025They should invent software called autoincorrect and people would use it just because they'd appreciate not being lied to. 000
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Let the Skull Kid try the Fierce Deity mask, what the fuck does THAT look like 000
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 12/07/2025calling the extreminators because I was just in my guest bathroom and it sound like PISS 100
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 12/06/2025SAY IT AIN'T SO I WILL NOT GO TURN THE LIGHTS OFF JEREMY'S PHONE 030
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 09/06/2025@npr.org Platforming Dave Portnoy is disappointing. 000
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Started this new business providing Roomba setups to strip clubs and the repeat business is lucrative as hell because the robots keep killing themselves 000
Reposted by Edgar Allan Home Depotdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 20/05/2025ai has already kind of materially ruined the basic act of looking at pictures 191233132
Reposted by Edgar Allan Home Depotleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025nathan fielder (narrating): to truly feel the responsibility of airline captains, i needed to pilot the most important plane – air force one. but i couldn’t get the security clearance needed. so i went undercover as a qatari official and convinced the president i was gifting him a luxury boeing 747 92240313
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Simple to check, just gotta fail the spoon test 000
Reposted by Edgar Allan Home DepotRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 10/05/202510 magnificent min of “KUNG FURY 2” has been leaked. If you’ve seen me do standup about making out with Michael Fassbender, this is the film where that fever dream became an even hotter reality. Pray this movie sees the light of day. youtu.be/ibBIvcNsChg?...youtu.beKung Fury 2 LEAKED Sizzle ReelYouTube video by Fujinaga Flex 618029
Reposted by Edgar Allan Home DepotBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2025“Bustin’ makes me feel good” 12190451160
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Why is @murrman5.bsky.social not tagged in this yet 120
Reposted by Edgar Allan Home DepotPatricia Zengerle 🎃 @reuterszengerle.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Senator Sanders is in the chamber now giving an emotional speech about the humanitarian catastrophe in Gaza. There are no other senators in the chamber listening to him. 15589125
Reposted by Edgar Allan Home DepotSean Brodrick @seanbrodrick.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Good luck, all! Hundreds of millions of bees, almost 80% of bees in the US, have died over he past eight months. Researchers don't know why. Source: Dr. Genevieve Guenther 861086468
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I'm not really a White Lotus fan but I might start watching again if S4 is at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. 100
Reposted by Edgar Allan Home DepotIsi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 22/03/2025So we’ve got two competing schools of what the Democratic Party should do next. One of them is hosting the largest political rallies in history in places like New Hampshire and Arizona, and the other one just got $120 million from Silicon Valley and is on a book tour. 12498921720
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 19/03/2025RFK Jr. in his kennel rn wailing HEYYYYYYY DAAAAAAAAD WHADDYA THINK ABOUT YOUR SON NOW 030
Reposted by Edgar Allan Home Depotthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 17/03/2025It is genuinely your moral duty, if you’re in the sciences, to violate the terms of your contact and take as much of the research home with you as you can. Today, tomorrow, every day your lab’s still open. 1953341388
Reposted by Edgar Allan Home DepotThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage 466387609646
Edgar Allan Home Depot @thwompbox.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Military bases all over the Eastern Hemisphere, 000
Reposted by Edgar Allan Home Depot404 Media @404media.co · 05/03/2025Archivists recreate pre-Trump CDC website, hosting it in Europe. 🔗 www.404media.co/archivists-r... 131572547
Reposted by Edgar Allan Home DepotHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck. 381158591942
Reposted by Edgar Allan Home Depotweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once 8697922072
