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I'll occasionally repost nsfw content so 🔞18+ only🔞 25 she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ Azorious is the best guild Better catch yall at pax unplugged

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💜⛓️Malice, Queen of Intox⛓️💜 @malice.monster · 29/04/2026
Malice EDH deck. Hanna Ship's Navigator Enchantment control. I'm that asshole with infinite combos.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Charlotte Wainwright restoring and saving old/ancient books. www.wainwrightbookbinding.com
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
lesbian me timbers
a comic panel by Spindle of the characters Asimov, a half-elf woman with white hair, and Ottilie, a human woman with brown hair. First panel shows both of them in a pirate fit, Asi is talking to Otti:
- What did one lesbian pirate say to another?
- What?
- Scissor me Timbers

second panel shows Asi smiling while doing fingerguns at Ottilie, who's just going through the 5 stages of grief
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Mrs Ashley Heather Quills 🎙 Voice Acting Vampire @voice-quills.com · 02/07/2026
POV: The Handler let you off your leash
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damagedsheep.bsky.social @damagedsheep.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
>a /tttt/ poster takes the anim industry by surprise wild
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Kevin "Old" Cron @kevincron.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hot Take: I think Wizards should keyword the ability on Chains of Mephistopheles. The card would be way easier to read that way.
Chains of Mephistopheles
{1}{B}
Enchantment

Chains: 1

Illustrated by Heather Hudson
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 28/05/2026
and the last time i cried
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 01/06/2026
🏳️‍⚧️ happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"
Image is Vizzini from the film 'The Princess Bride' laughing
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Ouroboros @ouroborosop.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Kiddo asked for his sandwiches to be cut into triangles. He did not specify that they had to be congruent.
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Victor Bizar Gómez @bizargomez.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“Who’s The Real Joker Now?” My love letter to Balatro. This piece took forever to finish since I‘d only work on it for 20 minutes before i end up playing a couple rounds instead.
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ThreatLvl9 @threatlvl9.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride from my transgender ahh morning pills
a circular white tablet and a pink/blue capsule
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Failprince Irina @roadkillbjsplatter.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
HELLHOUND Handler
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 26/05/2026
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Noah(mal guy) @nanadouken.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
normal rival behavior. right?
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Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️‍⚧️ Bull of Heaven @jeannedsnark.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Food: $200 Data: $150 Ammunition: $800 Fetish gear and sex drugs: $5700 Uniforms: $150 Somebody who is good at the economy please help Me budget this. My hounds are dying.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a promo image for Imitation Crab, an affable crab holding a microphone. Text on the panel says: LIVE COMEDY SHOW. Panel 2: the Imitation Crab is on stage standing in a spotlight with a wig and face paint to look like the Joker. It says, “you wanna know how I got these claws?” Panel 3: two friends are sitting in the audience at a table in the dimly lit nightclub. One leans to the other and asks, “you paid for these tickets?” The other, with his head in his hand, replies, “I won them at work.”
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Mike - SadRobotAlters - PWP @sadrobotalters.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Here’s the full set. Dm if you’d like a set, $25/35 shipped! (Nonfoil/foil)
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Poisoneddonut @poisoneddonut.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
2-1 in the Museum of Modern. Lost because I fetched for the wrong land 😭😭😭 im retiring from cube
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 20/05/2026
Self-insert Warhound fanart
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Prying a girl's mouth open with my fingers to watch her squirm Listening to her rapid, shallow breaths Feeling her heartrate quicken like prey caught in a trap Her wide, helpless eyes looking up at mine, silently begging me to be gentle Touching my thumb to her tongue to gauge her response...
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Pudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Aftermath... #nsfwart #traditionalart #kasaneteto
Pencil illustration (with digitally added shadows) of transgender Kasane Teto, pinned to the ground right after she was caught masturbating to a used pair of panties. The laundry basket from before has fallen over, scattering more laundry about. Teto is still shaking from the orgasm that started in the last picture, and both she and the panties she used are covered in ropes of cum. She looks simultaneously ashamed, afraid, dazed and aroused.

Yes this is the 5K drawing which in of itself is crazy
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Em, Rat Queen 🐀🏳️‍⚧️ @ratqueenem.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Em when she has a $3 dollar credit at the LGS she was unaware of HOT FROG
Sab-Sunen, Luxa Embodied 3GU

Legendary Creature - God
Reach, trample, indestructible
Sab-Sunen can't attack or block unless it has an even number of counters on it.
(Zero is even.)

At the beginning of your first main phase, put a +1/+1 counter on Sab-Sunen. Then if it has an odd number of counters on it, draw two cards.
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Lust Incarnate Comics @incarnatecomics.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Smoke break after band practice. 🚬
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
another (WIP) of my Cerberus girls
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Magnet @imamagnet.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My dad found an old box of Magic cards, so naturally I used them to build a bunch of decks. I’m proud to introduce the Top 8 of GP Shoebox down below [1/3]
An open shoebox filled with a variety of Magic: the Gathering cards
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Reflection of Kiki-Jiki painted after Norman Rockwell’s ‘Triple Self-Portrait’.
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Laser 'Lizard' Lluis @lluisabadias.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Making an educational post even though I know the bards won't read it.
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
In new horizons of things I never expected to happen to me: WARHOUND cosplay on the runway of a German fetish ball
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Pendragon MTG @pendragonmtg.com · 12/05/2026
We've identified an issue with Moxfield Pendragon decks. While we work to correct this, we want to clarify that color identity rules have not changed; it is determined by the combined CI of both your Arthur and Excalibur. And you cannot choose a token to be your Arthur, no matter how cute they are.
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Meg Scarry! @meghancherry25.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
may the circle remain unbroken (image credit of @zal-cryptid.bsky.social )
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Handler Walter @handlerwalterbot.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Got a job for you, 621. We've received a contract from Arbys.
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Smitner @smitner.studio · 10/05/2026
A sneak peak into the development of indie games:
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 11/05/2026
ITS W.H.A.M.!!! Witch Hat Atelier Monday!!!
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Cpt. Jade, Combat Lesbian @jessiejade.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Every Spartan and most ARC Troopers/ Clone Commandos are Hounds in mine blessed kinky eyes
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y🏳️‍🌈şenaz @ayseneinart.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
What if we kissed at the Cavern of— oops, there are no lands here anymore?? 🧜🏽‍♀️🩵 #mermay #mtg #thassasoracle #thalia #ayseneinart
Thassa’s Oracle staring at Thalia similar to how she is staring at the pearl in the original card art depiction, but with one hand cradling Thalia’s head and the other holding her chin with her thumb pressed to Thalia’s lips.
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Marigold 💠🌸✿🌸💠 (palette princess) @fraumarigold.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
"How it managed a leap like that, Kione will never know. The way it screams as it comes at her almost stops her heart." Fanart for RESCUE HOUND by @yuriposting.bsky.social ! :3
vertical shot of two AC6 style mechs in close mid-air combat, each dealing brutal blows to each other as they crash downward.
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 09/05/2026
looks like that's a wrap on twitter! three years and 54k, i can't say it was all sunshine and rainbows but i will always be grateful for the people who lent me their support and made me feel loved. for anyone coming here: i will not be remaking. please follow me here (or on patreon)! <3
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The Bohr Wyrms @loudwindow.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
the concept of a turn based horror rpg where some of the enemies ignore that the game is turn based and slowly get closer to you
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 07/05/2026
here u go u sickos
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 07/05/2026
How people drive in the Wawa parking lot
Mario Kart Wii
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Sarah 🫀🦇 @quarkitty.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Every Friday, my husband makes burrito bowls with fresh guac and salsa and we share a bottle of red wine while watching Star Trek. Every Friday, same routine. And no matter how bad the week is, all week I am humming Friday I’m in love like a beacon. It is the little things.
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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 07/05/2026
If anita sarkeesian was so horrible and making games horrible? Wouldn’t it show in the game? But maybe they are right… just think how much better the game could have been but now it’s filled with long gay sex scenes and hour long monologues about communism… The world is getting stupider
Child attacking anita sarkeesian for existing.
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StrawHatPyro @strawhatpyro.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I'm in a very yuriful moment in my life
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"you say squirrel and someone goes and stands on squirrel. Then left side throws them the taken essence and they charge it up and throw it back. You have to do this three times. It takes three charges to break the shield they tell me, then you DPS. DPS -- old-fashioned term. Biden never got to DPS."
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Sundered @sunderedart.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Girls kissing
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Hugmonger - Gift A Kiki-Jiki Combo @hugmonger.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
lol infinite damage combo I believe if I can discard a creature
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antifa black SHODAN @blackesteidolon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
© Friedrich Kunath. 'Storms Never Last.' Oil on canvas, 2023.
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Eric Janssen @ericjanssen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Wasn’t this EXACTLY what Remy was fighting against in Ratatouille?
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