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things, and pictures of things. gender is a prison and I chewed through the bars. thompsonize.com #lowell ma

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 29/09/2026
EVRE1 CALM DOWN EYE AM APPLYING DONT WORRY
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Techmeme @techmeme.com · 29/09/2026
IPO prospectus: Anthropic reports a net loss of $42B in 2025, with operating losses of $8B+; revenue grew 12x to ~$4.6B, ~25% of which came from two customers (Echo Wang/Reuters) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 28/09/2026
Nothing seems to count as food today so: bring 2oz (egg etc) noodles to a boil in 8oz salted water. Reduce to a simmer and stirr often, til pasta is done and water is absorbed. Add a tbsp butter and stir, it will thicken the leeched pasta starch. Off heat briefly then pepper, parmesan, done.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 28/09/2026
I'm going back through old photos, trying to pare things down. Things dominating my library in 2014: Barcodes MAC addresses Error messages Glasses of (usually) alcohol Angela bein awesome But at the edges, the weird lurked:
letters on a rack in a 2015 craft store arranged to spell out GOEDEL
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 27/09/2026
/ THIS WAS V ANNOYING 2 WORK ON / IT MAY NEVER BE DONE / 28 NOTABLE STORMBLOBS / WHEREST U CULD VIEW THE ORIGINAL RADAR IMAGERY OF 30 YEARS OF STORMBLOBS / FROM THE BOSTON BLIZZARD OF 1996 / 2 THE BOSTON BLIZZARD OF 2026 / INTRODUCING / THE STORMBLOB LIBRARY / indexevent.weatherishappening.com
indexevent.weatherishappening.com
THE STORMBLOB LIBRARY | WEATHER IS HAPPENING
FAMOUS STORMS OF HISTORY REPLAYED ON THE NEXRAD DOPPLER RADAR ARCHIVE. CLICK A STORMBLOB, & WATCH IT HAPPEN AGAIN.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 27/09/2026
foldable phone, but the outside is phone and the inside is ereader.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Conservatives make up most of the US military, we'd annihilate liberals in ten minutes" The US has lost every single war it's fought in since 1945 and is currently getting its navy humiliated by a country that functionally doesn't even have one
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 25/09/2026
Baking season PSA: make sure you ratchet your mixer's speed back down to zero slowly when you're done mixing so the gearing has time to settle before it loses power or you risk fucking up the transmission when you start it back up.
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 25/09/2026
/ ALRIGHT THIS IS IT / GOODBYE DIGITAL OCEAN / IT WAS GOOD TBH / BUT THEN U HAD 2 GIVE $3,000,000 2 A FASCIST LINUX DISTRIBUTION? / omarchy.org/news/2026/09... / stopomarchy.org / O PLS / THUS ENDS 8 YEARS OF HOSTING WEATHER IS HAPPENING SERVERS ON UR PLATFORM / CONSIDER NOT SUCKING, DIGITAL OCEAN
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Crone Moder @vootins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*sends u to the blue Picard universe
screenshot from TNG of Picard but his uniform is blue instead of the usual red
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW: @apnews.com confirms that ICE has begun electronically "disappearing" people in the agency's custody who have final orders of removal. As of last week, anyone jailed by ICE with a final order of removal will NOT appear in the ICE Online Detainee Locator System, making them effectively vanish.
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AP Exclusive: ICE hides locations of thousands of detainees with final removal orders
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has stopped publicly revealing where it is holding most detainees who are subject to final deportation orders, in a move that has made it harder for lawyers an...
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/09/2026
LOGGING ON
close up of an exasperated Dana Scully captioned 

[ Disgusted Sigh ]
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 20/09/2026
the only folding portable Icare about these days. apple can do whatever.
a (case/screen/battery-modded) gameboy advance sp.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@louceph

bethesda environmental storytelling is a skeleton holding a note that says "i hope i dont become a skeleton :("
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“you get those photos for the weed communion wafers ad?” “sure did, boss. real sexy, just like you asked.”
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 19/09/2026
Liberals on this website spending their time doing commie bashing while fascists take over both parties is so classic. Who are you fighting? Are the bloodthirsty maoists who want to bring back Lysenkoism and take over the US in the room with us right now?
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 14/09/2026
/ THIS IS A REVIEW OF PUMPKIN EGGNOG / SUMTHING A LIL DIFFERENT / FLOYD POWERS (SR WEATHER ANALYST) JUST BROUGHT ME THIS / & HERE IS MEYE HONEST OPINION / & NO1 GAVE ME $$$ 2 GIVE THIS OPINION / THIS IS JUST HOW EYE TRULY FEEL ABOUT PUMPKIN EGGNOG
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Mia!!! On Their Carly Rae Jepsen Nonsense @anxiousarchives.gay · 16/09/2026
ⱤɆⱠɆ₳SɆ ₮ⱧɆ ⱧɎ₱₦Ø ĐⱤØ₦ɆS
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR ALLOWED - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN SHOOTEN LIGHTING BOLTS OF ENERGY OUT OF THEM SELF AND IT SAYS "YOIUR ALLOWED TO BE LATE, YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT, YOU OWE THE CLOCKS OF THIS WORLD NOTHING " AND ITS TRUE, YOU LIVE IN THE PRESENT TIME, YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OR BOUND BY THE RULES OF THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE!!! NO ONE HAS THE MORAL AUTHORITY TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO LEAST OF ALL SOME DIP SHIT WHOSE RIDIN HIGH ON HAVING A SMALL AMOUT OF POWER! IF U EVER BEEN FIRED BY SOME MANAGER AT SOME SHITY JOB U KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!! LIKE IM GLAD THAT YOUR ALL HOPPED UP ON BEING IN CHARGE OF LOW LEVEL EMPLOYEES LIKE ME BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME JUST DEVELOP A DEPENDANCE ON WEED AND BEER LIKE THE REST OF US DUMMASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 16/09/2026
Best thing that happened this weekend was, a dude outside the convention hit me up for a light for the back third of his cigarette, and I obliged, and offered him a fresh one. He saw my wristband and asked who I was cosplaying as. I told him I was dressed as me. He didn't believe me.
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Memphis is still reeling after ICE agents detained over 100 people and locked down a local nightclub demanding IDs before letting anyone leave. "This is kidnapping in plain sight." Status Coup's @jtcestkowski.bsky.social sits down with local advocacy group Vecindarios901 to break down what happened.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 15/09/2026
load-bearing comma.
a blood donation trailer with "HELP SOMEONE ELSE, GIVE BLOOD" on the side.
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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wakey wakey... Eggs and Freakin' Gravey!! Oh B-) I'm sorry B;-) did da widdle third Tuesday SNEAK UP on ya' ??????? [SFX: NASTY GUITAR SQUEAL] Tcheh... not MY problem... but now it's YOURS!!!! [BGM: MIDTEMPO GRUNGE CHOOGLE] Tonight... LIVE.... At 7:30PM EST... It's vcr.trashnightvideo.com GUZZLE IT!
vcr.trashnightvideo.com
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Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/09/2026
whatttt the fuckkk
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 14/09/2026
round
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 14/09/2026
Hartford.
car headlights under an overpass at night.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tweet from Chris Smyth (@merrychrissmyth):

Have I just... had a stroke halfway through reading this sign?

(store directional sign that reads:
- Bathrooms and kitchens
- Toilets
- Ham holy burger
- Rossopomodoro)
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 12/09/2026
a very happy looking stuffed pikachu next to a very "don't fuck with me" looking sonic.
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 12/09/2026
/ SMASH THAT FOLLOW ALL BUTTON / & SHARE / THE NEWLY REVAMPED WEATHER IS HAPPENING STARTER PACK
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/09/2026
considering my fashion options for this 9/11 screening of Na Hong-jin's 'Hope' and realizing there is only one choice
Rory Blank's 

TOTAL INFORMATION COLLAPSE 
& THR END OF ALL
CONSENSUS REALITY 
the damage cannot be undone

tee shirt
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clod @whatever.mom · 11/09/2026
is this loss
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Cen Galdre @cengaldre.com · 11/09/2026
it feels like we are getting increasingly weird about 9/11 we don't have to do this to ourselves I guess is what I'm saying just pantomiming perpetual grief about an event while not processing and grieving for all the tragedies since it sucks
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Sharon Z @sharonz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the post 9/11 features was the color coded terror alert chart that a lot of us knew was made up. Like it would be obvious that DHS used any threat level updates as a means of control. And yet media was extremely gullible and/or complicit and would report it out unquestioningly.
HOMELAND
SECURITY
ADVISORY SYSTEM
SEVERE
SEVERE RISK OF TERRORIST ATTACKS
HIGH HIGH RISK OF
TERRORIST ATTACKS
ELEVATED
GNIFICANT RISK OF ERRORIST ATTACKS
GUARDED
SENERAL RISK OF TERRORIST ATTACKS
LOW
LOw RISK OF
TERRORIST ATTACKS
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la araňa discoteca @tape.website · 11/09/2026

cj
@futurevictim_
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
1:17 AM · Sep 12, 2021
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 11/09/2024
Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)
ON TV TONIGHT (columns for 8:00, 9:00, 10:00)

ABC: Attack On America
America Attacked
America In Crisis
America Still In Crisis

NBC:
A Nation Looks Around For Someone To Hit
America On The Verge Of Flying Off The Handle
America's Time Of Trial: Who Fucking Wants Some? You? Do You? How 'Bout You?

CBS
Dan Rather's 83rd Straight Hour On The Air
Dan Rather Seriously Loses His Shit
Medicating Dan Rather

BET
Wartime At The Apollo
Tavis Smiley Presents: Terrorists Strike America-The
White Man Finds Somebody Else To Fear And Demonize For A Change

MTV
The 100 Greatest, But, In Light Of Recent Events, Not As Important As Being Good To Our Loved Ones, Videos Of All Time
Yo! MTV Extends Its Condolences
Talking To Blink 182 About The Tragedy
Carson Daly In Way Over His Head

Lifetime
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls

History
Last Tuesday In History
Two Weeks Ago, As Told By Those Who Lived It
Last Tuesday In History (rerun)
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m never gonna let AI kill me. I’m not a fucking nerd. I’ll throw water on it.
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good news! I heard the no kings people.picked a new date. This one should probably make A Real Change* *if the police say its okay **during permitted hours ***no demanding anything specific ****no masks or mean signs *****rsvp with your personal info pls ^^;
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
10 Sep 2026
Heathcliff walks up to the dog pound, where several dogs are behind bars, blowing a gum bubble that has a tiny chihuahua trapped inside. A pound employee angrily says "No gum."
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 09/09/2026
this folding iphone is aggressively right-handed.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@badnetworker

1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together

2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshots of the other three.
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Jack Thompson @thompsonize.com · 06/09/2026
He did, tho.
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 06/09/2026
THAT TIME THAT THIS HAPPENED
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privateideation.bsky.social @privateideation.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All cops.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They let the King Kong guy do whatever he wants and he made a John Carpenter movie that starts off by saying “the United Snakes of Amerikkka is and always has been a Nazi state”
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 05/09/2026
you can't rely on liberals for even the tiniest bit of solidarity and yet they howl for your blood if you don't cheer their awful candidates
Peter sagal saying Harry Potter is great if you pretend the author died, unfortunately the author didn't die and is instead using her Harry Potter profits to fund trans genocide
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